King of the Hill
In the little town of Arlen, Texas, lives a man who embodies the spirit of the Lone Star State. Hank Hill tends his lawn with pride, never overcooks his steak and sells propane and propane accessories. In this animated series from Mike Judge, Hank and his wife Peggy work to raise their son Bobby, be good neighbors and uphold their middle-class Texas values amid a changing world.
- Metascore78
- 1997-2028
- 17 seasons
- Fox Network
- Animation, Comedy, Drama
- TV-MA
In the little town of Arlen, Texas, lives a man who embodies the spirit of the Lone Star State. Hank Hill tends his lawn with pride, never overcooks his steak and sells propane and propane accessories. In this animated series from Mike Judge, Hank and his wife Peggy work to raise their son Bobby, be good neighbors and uphold their middle-class Texas values amid a changing world.
Season 7 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Get Your Freak Off
Sun, Nov 3, 2002 23 mins
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
Episode 2
The Fat and the Furious
Sun, Nov 10, 2002 23 mins
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
Episode 3
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do
Sun, Nov 17, 2002 23 mins
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.
Episode 4
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Sun, Nov 24, 2002 23 mins
Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.
Episode 5
Dances with Dogs
Sun, Dec 1, 2002 23 mins
Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
Episode 6
The Son Also Roses
Sun, Dec 8, 2002 23 mins
Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
Episode 7
The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
Sun, Dec 15, 2002 23 mins
Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.
Episode 8
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Sun, Jan 5, 2003 23 mins
Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.
Episode 9
Pigmalion
Sun, Jan 12, 2003 23 mins
Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.
Episode 10
Megalo Dale
Sun, Jan 12, 2003 23 mins
Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.
Episode 11
Boxing Luanne
Sun, Feb 2, 2003 23 mins
Luanne becomes a boxer.
Episode 12
Vision Quest
Sun, Feb 9, 2003 23 mins
Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.
Episode 13
Queasy Rider
Sun, Feb 16, 2003 23 mins
After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.
Episode 14
Board Games
Sun, Mar 2, 2003 23 mins
Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.
Episode 15
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Sun, Mar 9, 2003 23 mins
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
Episode 16
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Sun, Mar 16, 2003 23 mins
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she bought is poisoning her.
Episode 17
The Good Buck
Sun, Mar 30, 2003 23 mins
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
Episode 18
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Sun, Apr 13, 2003 23 mins
Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.
Episode 19
Be True to Your Fool
Sun, Apr 27, 2003 30 mins
Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
Episode 20
Racist Dawg
Sun, May 4, 2003 23 mins
Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a Black repairman.
Episode 21
Night and Deity
Sun, May 11, 2003 23 mins
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.
Episode 22
Maid in Arlen
Sun, May 18, 2003 23 mins
Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.
Episode 23
Witches of East Arlen
Sun, May 18, 2003 23 mins
Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
