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King of the Hill Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Get Your Freak Off
Sun, Nov 3, 2002 30 mins
Bobby meets a new girl (Eliza Dushku), but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style. Other guest voices include Debra Messing, Elizabeth Perkins and Milla Jovovich. Pamela Segall, Kathy Najimy, Breckin Meyer.
Episode 2
The Fat and the Furious
Sun, Nov 10, 2002 30 mins
Pamela Anderson plays a competitive-eating groupie who encourages Bill to enter a hot-dog-eating contest, supported by fan Kid Rock. Jeff Garlin, James Sie, David Herman, Stephen Root, Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy.
Episode 3
Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do
Sun, Nov 17, 2002 30 mins
Connie's delinquent cousin (Lucy Liu) captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab. Lauren Tom, Pamela Segall, Breckin Meyer.
Episode 4
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Sun, Nov 24, 2002 30 mins
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Ec, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal. Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall, Mike Judge.
Episode 5
Dances with Dogs
Sun, Dec 1, 2002 30 mins
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler. Scott Hamilton, Pamela Segall, Mike Judge, Stephen Root.
Episode 6
The Son Also Roses
Sun, Dec 8, 2002 30 mins
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest. Betty White and Michael Clarke Duncan are guest voices. Pamela Segall, Mike Judge, Johnny Hardwick.
Episode 7
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Sun, Dec 15, 2002 30 mins
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse. Voices include Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, David Herman, Mike Judge.
Episode 8
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Sun, Jan 5, 2003 30 mins
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust---until she lets Dale sell guns there, too. Voices: Peri Gilpin, Allison Janney, Amanda Carlin, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge.
Episode 9
Pigmalion
Sun, Jan 12, 2003 30 mins
A local pork producer (Michael Keaton) is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend. Chuck Mangione, Brittany Murphy, Ashley Gardner.
Episode 10
Megalo Dale
Sun, Jan 12, 2003 30 mins
Danny Masterson and Topher Grace ("That '70s Show"), Tom Arnold and Chuck Mangione are guest voices as Dale exterminates at the Megalomart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank. Johnny Hardwick, Stephen Root, Mike Judge.
Episode 11
Boxing Luanne
Sun, Feb 2, 2003 30 mins
Carmen Electra, Bruce Dern and George Foreman are guest voices as Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George's daughter. Brittany Murphy, Mike Judge, Pamela Segal.
Episode 12
Vision Quest
Sun, Feb 9, 2003 30 mins
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage. Breckin Meyer, Jonathan Joss, Kyle Howard, Stephen Root.
Episode 13
Queasy Rider
Sun, Feb 16, 2003 30 mins
Jennifer Aniston and Jamie Kennedy are guest voices as Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle---until their first long trip. David Herman, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge.
Episode 14
Board Games
Sun, Mar 2, 2003 30 mins
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat. Lauren Tom, Ashley Gardner, Kathy Najimy.
Episode 15
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Sun, Mar 9, 2003 30 mins
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions. Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, Pamela Segall.
Episode 16
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Sun, Mar 16, 2003 30 mins
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride. Pamela Segall, Stephen Root, Toby Huss.
Episode 17
The Good Buck
Sun, Mar 30, 2003 30 mins
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne. Stephen Root, Brittany Murphy, Mike Judge.
Episode 18
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Sun, Apr 13, 2003 30 mins
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent. Monica Keena, Dennis Burkley, Martin Starr, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall.
Episode 19
Be True to Your Fool
Sun, Apr 27, 2003 30 mins
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars. Stephen Root, Dave Thomas, Ashley Gardner.
Episode 20
Racist Dawg
Sun, May 4, 2003 30 mins
Bernie Mac plays a handyman who sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank. Ashley Gardner, Phil LaMarr, Johnny Hardwick.
Episode 21
Night and Deity
Sun, May 11, 2003 30 mins
Janeane Garofalo plays a pest-control expert whose chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21. Ashley Gardner, Brittany Murphy, Monica Keena, Jonathan Joss.
Episode 22
Maid in Arlen
Sun, May 18, 2003 30 mins
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order. Amy Hill, Toby Huss, Lauren Tom.
Episode 23
Witches of East Arlen
Sun, May 18, 2003 30 mins
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard. David Cross, Breckin Meyer, John Ritter.
