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23 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Sun, Nov 3, 200223 mins
After Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.

Episode 2
Sun, Nov 10, 200223 mins
A cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.

Episode 3
Sun, Nov 17, 200223 mins
Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, wreaks havoc while visiting Arlen.

Episode 4
Sun, Nov 24, 200223 mins
Peggy gets jealous of Bobby's home economic skills. Bill loses a million dollar bet to Dale.

Episode 5
Sun, Dec 1, 200223 mins
Bobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.

Episode 6
Sun, Dec 8, 200223 mins
Bobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.

Episode 7
Sun, Dec 15, 200223 mins
Hank is sentenced to attend an anger management class after accidentally sawing off Dale's finger.

Episode 8
Sun, Jan 5, 200323 mins
Peggy opens her own bookstore, but when she discovers that customers are nonexistent, she reluctantly allows Dale to sublet space so he can sell guns.

Episode 9
Sun, Jan 12, 200323 mins
Luanne is wooed by millionaire Trip Larsen...who has bizarre plans for her.

Episode 10
Sun, Jan 12, 200323 mins
Hank puts his reputation on the line when he recommends Dale for an exterminator job at Megalomart...only to realize that Dale thinks the vermin is Chuck Mangione; Bobby cheats at a game by stuffing beans up his nose.

Episode 11
Sun, Feb 2, 200323 mins
Luanne becomes a boxer.

Episode 12
Sun, Feb 9, 200323 mins
Hank takes Joseph on a vision quest in hopes of changing the boy's ways, but when Dale ends up experiencing a vision of his own, he misinterprets one of Joseph's dreams...and encourages him to kill a panda at the zoo.

Episode 13
Sun, Feb 16, 200323 mins
After attending couples counseling, Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and head for Sturgis, South Dakota to attend a giant biker rally. But trouble erupts when Hank refuses to allow Peggy to do the driving.

Episode 14
Sun, Mar 2, 200323 mins
Tension erupts between Peggy, Minh and Nancy when a seat opens on the school board and each of the women announces their intention to run.

Episode 15
Sun, Mar 9, 200323 mins
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.

Episode 16
Sun, Mar 16, 200323 mins
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy--with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she bought is poisoning her.

Episode 17
Sun, Mar 30, 200323 mins
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.

Episode 18
Sun, Apr 13, 200323 mins
Peggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.

Episode 19
Sun, Apr 27, 200330 mins
Bill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.

Episode 20
Sun, May 4, 200323 mins
Hank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a Black repairman.

Episode 21
Sun, May 11, 200323 mins
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.

Episode 22
Sun, May 18, 200323 mins
Kahn reacts with horror when his mother becomes the Hills' maid... and Bill's lover.

Episode 23
Sun, May 18, 200323 mins
Hank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
