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21 Episodes 2001 - 2002
Episode 1
Sun, Nov 11, 200123 mins
After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassonasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense course, where Bobby is taught to attack his aggressors by kicking them in the groin-including his own father, after Hank tries to teach Bobby the proper way to fight.

Episode 2
Sun, Dec 9, 200123 mins
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Episode 3
Wed, Dec 12, 200123 mins
Peggy accidentally brings a Mexican girl into the country after a Spanish class field trip to Mexico. When she tries to bring her back, she is arrested for kidnapping.

Episode 4
Sun, Dec 16, 200123 mins
Hank and Cotton clash during the Christmas season while working for Habitat for Humanity.

Episode 5
Sun, Jan 6, 200223 mins
Kahn bribes Bobby to stay away from Connie.

Episode 6
Sun, Feb 10, 200223 mins
After spending some depressing time with Bill on Valentine's Day, Bobby starts to fear he'll end up alone. He turns his desperation towards Connie until Hank steps in and asks Boomhauer to teach Bobby how to 'pitch woo'.

Episode 7
Sun, Feb 17, 200223 mins
The Olympic torch is passing through Arlen on its way to Salt Lake City, so Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the torch. He loses to Hank, whom his friends nominated behind his back.

Episode 8
Sun, Feb 24, 200223 mins
Peggy jeopardizes a potential deal for Hank by trying to bring Women's Liberation to the Arlen Renaissance Fair.

Episode 9
Sun, Feb 24, 200223 mins
Connie plays the fiddle in Hank's bluegrass band, but keeps it a secret from her father, who wants her to go to Van Cliburn's violin academy.

Episode 10
Sun, Mar 3, 200223 mins
Peggy is dubbed a "genius" after taking an on-line test from the Texas Institute of Intelligence, which leads her into a series of confidence schemes.

Episode 11
Sun, Mar 10, 200223 mins
Cotton and his army buddies have to stay at Hank's house when the VFW loses its lease.

Episode 12
Sun, Mar 17, 200230 mins
Peggy pretends to be a nun to get a job teaching Spanish at a Catholic school.

Episode 13
Sun, Mar 31, 200223 mins
When Dale convinces Bill that the government used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug with disastrous results, Bill steals a tank from the army base.

Episode 14
Sun, Apr 7, 200223 mins
When Dale realizes that he did not have sex with Nancy anywhere near the time Joseph was conceived, he becomes convinced that a space alien is his son's real father.

Episode 15
Sun, Apr 14, 200223 mins
Nine Rivers, Arlen's all-Asian country Club, is under pressure to have a non-Asian member, so Kahn tries to get Hank to join.

Episode 16
Sun, Apr 14, 200223 mins
Peggy becomes a customer service representative for Alamo Beer, Hank's favorite brand. She is sworn to secrecy about the reason for the beer's sudden unavailability in the area.

Episode 17
Sun, Apr 21, 200223 mins
While searching for a sorority to join, Luanne inadvertently joins a brainwashing cult, while Hank can't bring himself to kill an emu.

Episode 18
Sun, Apr 28, 200223 mins
Hank discovers that Dale's long-lost father is a cowboy on the gay rodeo circuit.

Episode 19
Sun, May 5, 200223 mins
Peggy is upset when she learns Hank has been having dreams about grilling hamburgers in the nude with Nancy.

Episode 20
Sun, May 5, 200223 mins
Boomhauer sleeps with a richer woman and begins to feel more than just lust for her, provoking the frustration of Bill.

Episode 21
Sun, May 12, 200244 mins
Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.
