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24 Episodes 1999 - 2000
Episode 1
Sat, Oct 2, 199923 mins
Peggy survives the fall with several broken bones and paralysis, while Cotton names his newborn son G.H., which stands for "Good Hank."

Episode 2
Sun, Oct 3, 199923 mins
Cotton helps Peggy rehabilitate, while Peggy uncovers the truth behind Cotton's war stories.

Episode 3
Sun, Oct 24, 199923 mins
When Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly, Hank convinces him to return to the field and re-claim his record.

Episode 4
Sun, Oct 31, 199923 mins
Hank gives Peggy a run for her money as Substitute of the Year when he teaches shop at Tom Landry, but gets into trouble when he brings tools to the class.

Episode 5
Fri, Nov 12, 199923 mins
Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't.

Episode 6
Sun, Nov 14, 199923 mins
Hank is given the chance to win a million dollars after winning an Alamo Beer contest. All he must do is throw a football through a one-foot hole into a Giant Alamo beer can. Or he can let former Cowboy "Dandy" Don Meredith make the throw for $100,000; Bill visits his family in Louisiana.

Episode 7
Wed, Nov 24, 199923 mins
The Hills and their friends are all stranded at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport the night before Thanksgiving.

Episode 8
Sun, Nov 28, 199923 mins
Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can test drive a new car.

Episode 9
Sun, Dec 12, 199923 mins
Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.

Episode 10
Sun, Dec 19, 199923 mins
As Y2K approaches, everybody fears the approaching millennium, even Dale, who hoards food, Mountain Dew and hamsters in his basement. Only Hank is unaffected by the growing concerns...until there's a propane shortage.

Episode 11
Sun, Jan 9, 200023 mins
Peggy authors one of Bobby's English papers, only to have a rival substitute teacher uncover the deception; Bill displays an enormous American flag on his property.

Episode 12
Sun, Jan 16, 200023 mins
Bobby secretly becomes a rodeo clown.

Episode 13
Thu, Feb 10, 200023 mins
Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final.

Episode 14
Thu, Feb 17, 200023 mins
When Debbie, Buck's former girlfriend and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her.

Episode 15
Sun, Feb 20, 200023 mins
During a picnic, Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and Joseph is jealous of him.

Episode 16
Sun, Feb 27, 200023 mins
Luanne is sick of Hank's rules and regulations, so she rents the house next door with three other people. When she gets angry at them for being irresponsible, she gets upset because she's acting just like Hank would.

Episode 17
Wed, Mar 15, 200023 mins
Peggy starts selling health bars, but when her business is slow, she uses Bill to do all the work and takes most of the money.

Episode 18
Sun, Mar 19, 200023 mins
Buddhist monks believe Bobby is a lama.

Episode 19
Sun, Apr 9, 200023 mins
After Hank's usual barber loses his mind he dyes Hank's hair blonde, so Bill convinces Hank to let him cut his hair and re-dye his hair it's natural color. Not long after that Hank receives a letter from the government stating that the haircut will cost him $900.00.

Episode 20
Tue, Apr 18, 200023 mins
Bobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits.

Episode 21
Sun, Apr 30, 200023 mins
Nancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn.

Episode 22
Sun, May 7, 200023 mins
Hank joins the town council to uncover the truth behind the recent requirement of ineffectual low-flow toilets.

Episode 23
Sat, May 20, 200023 mins
Peggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website.

Episode 24
Sun, May 21, 200023 mins
The Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him.
