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King of the Hill Season 13 Episodes
Season 13 Episode Guide
24 Episodes 2008 - 2010
Episode 1
Dia-BILL-ic Shock
Tue, Sep 30, 200823 mins
Bill begins acting like a paraplegic after his doctor diagnoses him with diabetes and tells him to get a wheelchair.
Episode 2
Earthy Girls are Easy
Sun, Oct 5, 200822 mins
Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go "green," and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation.
Episode 3
Square-Footed Monster
Sun, Oct 19, 200822 mins
Ted Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
Episode 4
Lost in MySpace
Thu, Nov 6, 200822 mins
Hank runs into trouble with a temperamental co-worker who is promoted to co-assistant manager after Strickland Propane puts up its own MySpace page.
Episode 5
No Bobby Left Behind
Sun, Nov 9, 200823 mins
Tom Landry Middle School labels Bobby and some of his other lazy classmates as "special needs" students so that they don't have to take and fail the standardized test and lower the school's numbers.
Episode 6
A Bill Full of Dollars
Sun, Nov 16, 200823 mins
By observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt.
Episode 7
Straight as an Arrow
Sun, Nov 30, 200823 mins
Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is being overly cautious with several of the group's activities and is upset when Bobby is deemed a bad influence for allowing his sons to play a violent video game. But Hank finds out that Wesley has a good reason for his conservative, cautious ways with his sons after the boys run off at a camp-in during Hank's shift ... and it comes at the expense of a promising friendship.
Episode 8
Lucky See, Monkey Do
Sun, Feb 8, 200922 mins
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and is described by Peggy as a "modern mother" who has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne.
Episode 9
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
Sun, Feb 15, 200923 mins
Hank's boss is invited to the National Propane Gas Convention to be inducted into the Propane Hall of Flame, and Hank accompanies him; Hank's boss stays out late with his illegitimate son, making Hank's job of babysitting even more difficult.
Episode 10
Master of Puppets
Sun, Mar 1, 200923 mins
Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Meanwhile, Dale tries to prove he can survive in the "wilderness."
Episode 11
Bwah My Nose
Sun, Mar 8, 200922 mins
Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to play in the game and risk ruining it.
Episode 12
Uncool Customer
Sun, Mar 15, 200922 mins
Peggy and Bobby try to impress a trendy mother and daughter that they meet in Bobby's cotillion class, while Hank finds a good new restaurant but hates the seating arrangements.
Episode 13
Nancy Does Dallas
Sun, Mar 22, 200923 mins
Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
Episode 14
Born Again on the Fourth of July
Sun, Apr 19, 200922 mins
As the Fourth of July nears, Bobby becomes an overzealous born again Christian after attending Lucky's evangelical church, and destroys Hank's giant Uncle Sam decoration, believing it to be a graven image. Thinking the residents of a rival street are responsible, Hank and the guys declare an all-out neighborhood vs. neighborhood war.
Episode 15
Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Sun, Apr 26, 200922 mins
Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down General Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce."
Episode 16
Bad News Bill
Sun, May 3, 200922 mins
Hank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league.
Episode 17
Manger Baby Einstein
Sun, May 10, 200923 mins
Luanne, Peggy and John Redcorn try to establish Luanne's "Manger Babies" puppetry as a paid career. Meanwhile, Dale writes a self-published book, and Luanne steals it in desperation for new ideas.
Episode 18
Uh-Oh Canada
Fri, May 22, 200922 mins
Everybody on Rainey Street is put off by the Canadian family that moves into Boomhauer's house for the summer.
Episode 19
The Boy Can't Help It
Sun, Sep 13, 200923 mins
When Bobby is befriended by a trio of older girls, Hank worries his son is being emasculated; and Hank and the guys build the ultimate homeless cart for a local bum.
Episode 20
To Sirloin with Love
Sun, Sep 13, 200923 mins
Hank is thankful to have something in common with Bobby after his knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.
Episode 21
The Honeymooners
Mon, May 3, 201022 mins
Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.
Episode 22
Bill Gathers Moss
Tue, May 4, 201029 mins
To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates. They include a former pin up girl, a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs and Principal Moss.
Episode 23
When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
Wed, May 5, 201023 mins
Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".
Episode 24
Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Thu, May 6, 201022 mins
Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Hank in charge. Bobby and Joseph find an old Vaudeville comedy routine on vinyl.
