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King of the Hill Season 12 Episodes
Season 12 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2007 - 2008
Episode 1
Suite Smells of Excess
Sun, Sep 23, 200723 mins
Hank and the guys take Bobby to to a Texas/Nebraska college football game. During the game, they help themselves to an empty luxury suite, which puts them in a precarious situation at the end of the ball game.
Episode 2
Bobby Rae
Sun, Sep 30, 200722 mins
Bobby protests against commercialism at Tom Landry Middle School when he discovers that a cute girl is suddenly interested in him because of it.
Episode 3
The Powder Puff Boys
Sun, Oct 7, 200723 mins
Bobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest of the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist.
Episode 4
Four Wave Intersection
Sun, Oct 14, 200722 mins
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road.
Episode 5
Death Picks Cotton
Sun, Nov 11, 200722 mins
Bobby's parents have planned a night out, but the babysitter plans fall through. Cotton volunteers to watch Bobby. A nervous Peggy leaves Cotton with instructions to watch Bobby and eat lasagna for dinner. Luanne, her boyfriend, Hank, and Peggy all go to a Japanese restaurant. Cotton drives Bobby to the restaurant, where he confronts a chef who resembles an old WWII enemy. Cotton's antics lead to a fall, and the injured Cotton is admitted to a VA hospital. As Cotton lies dying, Hank must come to terms with Cotton's impending death.
Episode 6
Raise the Steaks
Sun, Nov 18, 200723 mins
Hank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store.
Episode 7
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
Sun, Nov 25, 200722 mins
Bobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it.
Episode 8
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Sun, Dec 9, 200722 mins
Minh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
Episode 9
Dream Weaver
Sun, Dec 16, 200723 mins
Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet.
Episode 10
Doggone Crazy
Sun, Jan 6, 200822 mins
Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control.
Episode 11
Trans-Fascism
Sun, Feb 10, 200823 mins
Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats.
Episode 12
Untitled Blake McCormick Project
Sun, Feb 17, 200822 mins
Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them.
Episode 13
The Accidental Terrorist
Sun, Mar 2, 200822 mins
Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand.
Episode 14
Lady and Gentrification
Sun, Mar 9, 200823 mins
While Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen artistic community.
Episode 15
Behind Closed Doors
Sun, Mar 16, 200822 mins
Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby further away from her.
Episode 16
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Sun, Mar 30, 200823 mins
Kahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
Episode 17
Six Characters in Search of a House
Sun, Apr 6, 200823 mins
Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up selling her own house during the dress rehearsal.
Episode 18
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Sun, Apr 13, 200823 mins
A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich.
Episode 19
Strangeness on a Train
Sun, Apr 27, 200822 mins
When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play.
Episode 20
Cops and Robert
Sun, May 4, 200823 mins
Hank accidentally drives a mild-mannered man over the edge when he takes the man's wallet from him, incorrectly assuming that the man had just stolen his.
Episode 21
It Came from the Garage
Sun, May 11, 200823 mins
Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats.
Episode 22
Life: A Loser's Manual
Sun, May 18, 200823 mins
Peggy's jailbird brother (Luanne's father) comes to town, and commits another crime; and Lucky feels sorry for him, so he takes the blame.
