Question: As awesome as you are, you would be even more awesome if you could give me some scoop on The Dead Zone!Answer: Just call me Mr. Mo' Awesome, 'cause Cara Buono — aka Michael Imperioli's knocked-up wife on The Sopranos — is joining the cast as the new sheriff of Cleaves Mills and a potential love interest for Anthony Michael Hall.
Question: I'm willing to bribe you for some inside scoop on this big Law & Order: SVU baby bombshell.Answer: I've already said way too much on that subject.
Question: Please stop referring to the Grey's Anatomy spin-off as "the enhanced two-hour Grey's Anatomy episode with a potential for afterlife." It wasn't even funny the first time, so just imagine how amusing it is now.Answer: Can I just do it one more time? Pleeease?!?!
Question: What did you think of Raines?Answer: I loved that A. Martinez was a guest star. But that's about it.
Question: Care to be a little more specific on any of the CSI: Miami spoilers you've reported? Ya know, like a hint about who gets fired?Answer: This person is a man, and before he has time to head down to the unemployment office, a local TV station hires him as its forensics expert.
Question: Any Criminal Minds scoop?Answer: Yes! Something near and dear to Gideon's heart will go missing in the season finale, and the thief will look a lot like arch nemesis Frank (Keith Carradine). In fact, I'm pretty sure it is him.
Question: The Battlestar Galactica finale rocked. Please tell me Sci Fi won't let the fourth season be the last!Answer: The finale was so good, it almost made up for the depressingly lackluster string of episodes that preceded it. I, for one, am not thrilled that Sci Fi extended the show's fourth-season episode order from 13 to 22 — and not because it may signal an end to the show. I'm in a funk because it probably means we'll be subjected to more of those "very-special" filler episodes. I don't care that Starbuck has trouble getting close to people because Peanut her pet squirrel died when she was 10 years old. I wanna see her kick some Toaster ass! Are you with me? Are you!?!?
Question: Do you have any information about Michael Shanks' upcoming recurring role in 24?Answer: He's playing the lover of one of VP Daniel's key advisors (I'm guessing the Invasion lady) who may have an agenda beyond their courtship. His first airdate is April 23.
Question: Do you know when the Lost finale will air?Answer: Save the date! The two-hour finale airs May 23.
Question: If you can't tell us who is pregnant on SVU, can you at least tell us who the father is? Please?Answer: OK, that I can do: Stabler's the daddy. Everyone happy now?
Question: Spoilers for Jericho have been impossible to find. Since you're the spoiler god, I was hoping that maybe you'd have something juicy to share.Answer: Someone's going to die tonight. (At least it's going to look that way at the end of the episode.)
Question: As a fellow Diet Raspberry Snapple addict, I feel we are deeply connected. In fact, I actually just purchased myself a new case! I'd be willing to share some with you in exchange for some major House scoopage! Whaddya say?Answer: This is what I say: Piper Perabo is guest-starring in this season's next-to-last episode as a potential love interest for House. Click here for more! I'll take that Snapple now.
Question: You've got to spill more clues about this SVU baby scoop! You're torturing us over here! Give us some more clues.Answer: Holy bejesus, you people are everywhere! Leave me alone!
Question: When is Men in Trees returning? Any new scoop?Answer: It was supposed to come back on April 12, but ABC just decided to give the Thursday/10 pm timeslot to Notes From the Underbelly instead. Now Trees won't return until May. (Sigh... ) To help tide you over, here's a rather scoopalicious — and exclusive-to-AA — teaser about this season's final episodes, courtesy of the show's producers: "A series of ill-fated events and a streak of bad luck that threatens to ruin Patrick and Annie's wedding comes as no surprise to Mai, who predicted Patrick and Annie's union would be doomed after discovering the pair have incompatible astrological charts. Things eventually reach a boiling point, which leaves everyone, especially Ann
Question: My gut is telling me that Audrey is still alive on 24.Answer: OMG, mine's telling me the same thing!
Question: Please tell me your "Beloved Comedy on the Bubble" blind item is not My Name Is Earl.Answer: I already did — back in January when NBC renewed it for another season! Pay attention, people. This isn't rocket science we're dealing with here.
Question: No Lost scoop last week? This is a disgrace. You better make up for this horrible crime with extra scoop this time!Answer: I'm hearing something about a season-ending showdown between the 815ers and the Others. And there are at least three more deaths, including the one tonight.
Question: I hear that when Heroes returns, Greg Grunberg's Matt will be a shadow of his former self.Answer: If you're referring to Greg's recent weight loss — 30 pounds and counting! — then the answer is yes. If you're alluding to some kind of twist with his character, that I don't know about.
Cameron and Cuddy, meet your new competition. In what I'm pretty sure marks her first dalliance with the small screen, House has cast Piper Perabo (Coyote Ugly, The Prestige) as a potential love interest for Hugh Laurie's crotchety doc in this season's second-to-last episode. As of now, Perabo's on board for one episode, but a source close to the show says there's "definite recurring potential." So, what do you think? Cameron, Cuddy or Piper? Or are you still holding out hope for a House/Wilson hookup? Sound off below!
Grey's Anatomy is keeping Jeffrey Dean Morgan almost as busy in death as it did in life. The actor — who braved shark-infested waters in February when he gave Meredith a purgatorial pep talk — is returning on April 12 to headline the show's latest recap special. During a telephone chat last week, Morgan explained how this won't be your standard clip show, disagreed that Grey's jumped the shark when Meredith went to heaven, set the record straight about the status of his rumored-to-be-dead war-correspondents drama with Shonda Rhimes, and offered a few choice words about his big Supernatural comeback (the operative word being "few").Ausiello: How will this clip show be different?Jeffrey Dean Morgan: They're going to use me as an on-camera host. They've never done anything like that before. Usually it's all voice-over. That'll be interesting. I haven't seen a script yet, so I'm kind of on pins and needles myself. Ausiello: Rumor has it the Grey's spin-off killed your war-corr...
Looks like we're stuck with Gilmore Girls reruns for another of couple weeks.Sources confirm that the CW has pushed the show's return back a week to April 17. As a result, the season — and possibly series — finale moves from May 8 to May 15. According to a CW insider, the net "wanted more original Gilmore episodes in May."Meanwhile, due to the surprise success of those Wednesday-night Pussycat Dolls reruns, One Tree Hill won't return with originals until May 2. The good news? None of this is affecting Veronica Mars, which is still slated to return on May 1.Any questions?
Question: Please find out if there is going to be a second season of Friday Night Lights.Answer: I honestly don't think we have anything to worry about — and, as you know, I'm a big worrier. Having said that, I think it would behoove us all to spread the word that the show returns tonight with the first of four original episodes, culminating in the season finale on April 11. And, wow, what a season finale it's shaping up to be. Before we even get to it, the two things we never in a million years thought would happen happen: (Major spoiler alert) Coach Taylor accepts the coaching gig in Austin, and he and the missus contemplate going their separate ways. Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton sharing less screen-time together? Now that's something worth worrying about.