Question: Is there ever going to be another X-Files movie? — Annie Ausiello: Chris Carter is writing the script as we speak. I wish he'd hurry up, though. I'm dying to find out what the deal is with those pesky bees.
Question: What is your opinion on Lost? Is it good or not? — Deanna Ausiello: Enjoy your Guide to TV, Jason. A few seconds later and it would have gone to Deanna.
Question: Have you even given Quintuplets a chance? The more I watch it, the funnier it gets! My jaw literally drops at some of the stuff they talk about. — Troy Ausiello: What did I tell you about using the Q-word word in my presence?! What did I tell you about using the Q-word word in my presence?!
Question: Tell me something juicy! — L.J. Ausiello: Jessica went through a slutty phase in the early '90s.
Question: Your column is not good, man. I've given it a chance, but you're bringing the site down. You have nothing to say and you seem content with basking in your own cleverness rather than Googling She-ra. What a waste of my time. — Broc Heasley Ausiello: Stick around, it gets better. I swear!
Question: So, is William Shatner going to guest-star on Enterprise or not? — Julie Ausiello: As of Tuesday morning, not.
Question: With Glenn Close coming on The Shield as the new captain, does that mean Benito Martinez (Aceveda) is leaving the show? Or does he get elected to city council? — Lisa Ausiello: Yeah, he gets elected to city council, so he'll still be causing problems for the big Mackster.
Question: Hey, Michael, how about hooking a brother up with Eva Longoria? I promise to mow your lawn in return. How about it? — Sonny Ausiello: I live in a 10th-floor apartment, Sonny. What else you got?
Question: I can't believe I am actually posing this question, but with Smurfette being the only female Smurf, who was the lucky Smurf to get to share her bed? And when she was with said lucky Smurf, what were all the other male Smurfs up to? — Jonathan Ausiello: Are you trying to get the FCC to shut this column down, Jonathan?
Question: Who's your favorite: Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake? — Brandi Ausiello: Um, in case you haven't noticed, Brandi, I'm a dude.
Question: Got any scoop? — Benjamin Ausiello: Dealer's choice, Ben? Well, how's this: Ed O'Neill is guest-starring on an upcoming episode of 8 Simple Rules as a love interest for — who else? — his former Married...With Children leading lady Katey Sagal. That's right, it's Peg and Al reunited at last! For all the juicy details, pick up the new issue of TV Guide magazine (on sale tomorrow) and read about it in my "TV News" column.
Question: Is the WB planning on putting Charmed out on DVD any time soon? — Dave Ausiello: Enough with the Charmed DVD questions, people. It's coming out in February. End of story.
Question: Congratulations on your niece! When is Sci Fi Channel going to show new episodes of Stargate SG-1? I don't get their TV season. It starts in July, takes a long break in October, and then resumes when... ? Very confusing! — Leslie Ausiello: Apparently, in space no one can hear you do whatever the hell you want. In any event, the eighth season continues in early '05 and the ninth season begins this summer, Les.
Question: If you could give only one Emmy for acting to someone on Scrubs, who would it be? The whole cast is superb, so it's a tough one. My vote goes to Sarah Chalke; she can play sexy and dorky at the same time better than anyone. — Chad Ausiello: John C. McGinley. Hands. Down.
Question: Like you, I am a huge Felicity fan. What is your favorite episode? I'm partial to "The Aretha Theory." — Jessica Ausiello: I go back and forth between the aforementioned "The Aretha Theory" and "The Biggest Deal There Is" — both of which were from the woefully underrated second season. While Aretha features that swoonworthy rooftop sequence, Biggest Deal has that memorable curbside scene where Ben utters the L-word to Felicity for the first time. I'm springing a leak just thinking about it.
Question: I don't remember the name of the show. It was about a king and his children. It was on several years ago. On one episode the youngest prince was bitten by a snake. — Heather Ausiello: I know this one... it's on the tip of my tongue... wait... wait... wait... damn, I lost it.
Question: This is my third week asking this. What problem do you have with Dawson's Creek? — Heather Ausiello: What did I tell you about using the D-word in my presence!? What did I tell you about using the D-word in my presence?!
Question: I love, love, love your column. Can you send me a free copy of the Guide to TV? My birthday is December 10, so you don't have much time. Thanks! — Kaci Ausiello: I'm gonna start calling you Star Jones if you're not careful. But since you love my column, e-mail me your shipping address and I'll drop one in the mail ASAP. Your total comes to $15.65 with shipping and handling. Make your check payable to Will Stealmoolah.
Question: I tried finding your wish list on Amazon.com ("Ask Ausiello" 11/10/04) and it said "0 matches." What's the deal? — Stephanie Ausiello: Try again, Steph.
Question: I can't believe my friend Bob Nowicki has time to write to "Ask Ausiello," yet I haven't heard from him in weeks! — Charlie Ausiello: Sorry, Charlie. (Another example of this column writing itself.)
Question: Who is She-ra ("Ask Ausiello" 11/10/04)? Why, only the Princess of Power. When she wasn't using the power of Greyskull, she was just a normal chick named Adora. She was He-man's sister. — Amy Ausiello: He-man had a sister? Why am I always the last to know?
Question: Have you ever considered starting your own website? — Jonathan Ausiello: I pulled a little something together about a year ago, Jonathan. I'd love your feedback.