You Can't Do That on Television Season 9 Episodes

Episode 1

Choice

30 mins

Episode 2

Chores

Tue, May 9, 198930 mins

Episode 3

Communication

Wed, May 10, 198930 mins

Episode 4

Fitness

Thu, May 11, 198925 mins

The kids exercise on a stationary bike and use the TV station's special effects to create change of scenery. While trying to stay healthy and exercise, the kids' efforts are halted by the adults. The boy escapes by going jogging with the firing squad.

Episode 5

Malfunctions

Fri, May 12, 198930 mins

Episode 6

Cleanliness

Mon, May 15, 198930 mins

Episode 7

Security

Tue, May 16, 198930 mins

Episode 8

Pollution

Wed, May 17, 198930 mins

Episode 9

Fantasy

Thu, May 18, 198930 mins

Episode 10

Time

Fri, May 19, 198930 mins

Ross tries to create a retro look for the show, reaching as far back as the 1950s.

Episode 11

Mistakes

Mon, May 22, 198930 mins

Episode 12

Punishment

Tue, May 23, 198930 mins

Episode 13

Beliefs

Wed, May 24, 198930 mins

The kids start to believe that Christian is an alien.

Episode 14

Age

Thu, May 25, 198930 mins

To celebrate the show's decade-long run, many of its former cast members return; as Chris' birthday approaches, he fears that he will be kicked off the show.

Episode 15

Excess

Fri, May 26, 198930 mins

Episode 16

Looking Cool

Mon, Feb 5, 199030 mins

Episode 17

Losing Things (Lost)

Tue, Feb 6, 199030 mins

Episode 18

Failure

Wed, Feb 7, 199030 mins

The kids must run the show by themselves when Ross fails to show up for work--but can they succeed?

Episode 19

First Times

Thu, Feb 8, 199030 mins

Ross tries out some new ideas.

Episode 20

Celebrations

Fri, Feb 9, 199030 mins

Ross makes all the kids celebrate in different cultural customs to get other countries to buy the show.

Episode 21

Effort

Mon, Feb 12, 199025 mins

Nick makes a great effort to remember that his name is Nick--not Ted--and to not get confused like he always does.

Episode 22

Sports

Tue, Feb 13, 199030 mins

Ross puts the kids through a series of sports.

Episode 23

Smoking

25 mins

This episode examines the negative effects of smoking and its origin. The kids go through scenarios of what smoking can do to you and why kids shouldn't smoke. Lisa questions why those who smoke want to quit and why those who don't smoke, want to try it?

Episode 24

Generosity

Thu, Feb 15, 199030 mins

Episode 25

Embarassment

Fri, Feb 16, 199030 mins

Jill's little sister Amy causes her much embarrassment when she joins the cast.