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22 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Wed, Sep 18, 2002 30 mins
A charity golf tournament pits Wanda and Bernie against Lucy Lawless and Matt Damon. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 2
Wed, Sep 25, 2002 30 mins
Bernie decides Bryanna is too attached to her doll and enlists Jordan for a covert "doll-ectomy," but incriminating evidence is left behind. Ice Cube has a cameo. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 3
Wed, Oct 30, 2002 30 mins
Bernie regrets making Jordan befriend a nerdy kid in his car pool when the boy's equally nerdy father attaches himself to Bernie. Ted: Joel McCrary. Kevin: Graham Murdoch. Pat: Kinna McInroe. Mark: Adrian Santos. Stevie's Mom: Kimberly Moss. Stevie: Adrian Santos. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 4
Wed, Nov 6, 2002 30 mins
Bernie makes the kids repair damage they have done to his yard, but they strike when he refuses to pay them. So he hires other kids. Skateboarder: Jamil Walker Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.
Episode 5
Wed, Nov 13, 2002 30 mins
Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.
Episode 6
Wed, Nov 20, 2002 30 mins
Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 7
Wed, Nov 27, 2002 30 mins
Bernie's illness-induced Thanksgiving dreams include him and Jordan as claymation foes; and a demonic Vanessa on the wing of his plane to a kid-free vacation. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.
Episode 8
Wed, Dec 4, 2002 30 mins
Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a "united front" to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 9
Wed, Dec 11, 2002 30 mins
Don Rickles guest stars as a neighbor whose ideas about lowering Bernie's high cholesterol have nothing to do with dieting or exercise. Doctor: Dennis Dun. Frank: Richard Erdman. Mel: Howard Mann. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 10
Wed, Jan 15, 2003 30 mins
Punished for perceived blasphemy, Jordan gets Bryanna to strike back for him by explaining how to keep the family free from sin. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 11
Wed, Feb 5, 2003 30 mins
Wesley Snipes plays Wanda's boss Duke, who hosts a dinner party where Bernie becomes embarrassed by his kid-influenced brain. Vicki: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon. Robert: Tony Winters. Deborah: Deborah Dir. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 12
Tue, Feb 11, 2003 30 mins
Penn and Teller offer moral support as Jordan uses magic to impress his first crush, Vanessa's friend Jill (Alexa Vega), who ultimately saws his heart in two. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 13
Wed, Feb 26, 2003 30 mins
India.Arie has a cameo as Bernie takes a pro-active role in Vanessa's election campaign and Jordan's history project. Pound: Dennis Bailey. Chelsea: Danielle Panabaker. Craig: Beau Wirick. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 14
Wed, Mar 12, 2003 30 mins
After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see. Donna: Naya Rivera. Flight Attendant: Julie Wittner. Mazer: Gil Christner. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 15
Wed, Mar 19, 2003 30 mins
Jay Leno welcomes Bernie and Chris Rock to "The Tonight Show," unaware that there's a rift between them from their early days. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 16
Wed, Apr 9, 2003 30 mins
Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.
Episode 17
Wed, Apr 16, 2003 30 mins
Bernie sees buying in bulk as a solution to the kids' feeding frenzy, but it only turns them (and him) into gluttons for punishment---from Wanda (Kellita Smith). Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.
Episode 18
Wed, Apr 23, 2003 30 mins
Bernie hires a maid (Theresa Saldana), who's a big help to him, until the kids get to her by taking advantage. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 19
Wed, Apr 30, 2003 30 mins
Bernie's decree that the kids get involved in activities comes back to haunt him when he's drafted as a supervisor. Coach: M. Darnell Suttles. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 20
Wed, May 7, 2003 30 mins
Bernie's younger sister (Niecy Nash) makes an impression on the kids, but it's not the kind Bernie would like. Joan Lefko: Meagan Fay. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Kenny: Jake Gridley. Sister Mary: Mary Boucher. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.
Episode 21
Wed, May 7, 2003 30 mins
Grandparenting is fun for Wanda's visiting parents, until they care for the kids while Wanda and Bernie have a day alone. Leora: Janet Hubert. Lloyd: Steven Williams. Todd: Andre Jamal Kinney. Joan Lefko: Meagen Fay. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.
Episode 22
Wed, May 14, 2003 30 mins
Bernie pulls out all the stops to make Jordan's 10th (and first) birthday party attractive to guests, since there's another party on the same day.