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That '70s Show Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Going to California
Tue, Sep 17, 2002 30 mins
Kelso falls for a California girl (Jessica Simpson), but Donna's had enough of the Golden State and Eric is headed West to declare his love and bring her home. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
Episode 2
I Can't Quit You Baby
Tue, Sep 24, 2002 30 mins
Bob punishes Donna by sending her to Catholic school, which Eric opposes---until he sees her in uniform; Jackie is caught with her new beau. Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace.
Episode 3
What Is and What Should Never Be
Tue, Oct 29, 2002 30 mins
Red's joy is substantially less than Kitty's when she announces she's pregnant; Hyde tries to tell Kelso about himself and Jackie. Part 1 of two. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Hyde: Danny Masterson.
Episode 4
Heartbreaker
Tue, Oct 29, 2002 30 mins
Conclusion. Betty White and Tom Poston play Kitty's parents, who hear the news of their daughter's pregnancy; Eric and Donna counsel Kelso about Jackie and Hyde. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
Episode 5
Ramble On
Tue, Nov 12, 2002 30 mins
Donna's gift to Eric has beautiful sentiment, but no visual appeal; Kitty's mood swings strain Red; Fez applies at the DMV. Nina: Joanna Canton. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama.
Episode 6
Over the Hills and Far Away
Tue, Nov 19, 2002 30 mins
Bob throws a monkey wrench into Donna and Eric's plans when he sends her to visit a college different from where Eric is going. Ted: Reid Scott. Melanie: Sarah Lancaster. Lisa: Erin Cardillo. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Donna: Laura Prepon.
Episode 7
Hot Dog
Tue, Nov 26, 2002 30 mins
Eric gets Donna a very special gift to show his feelings, while Red gets Kitty a dog in an attempt to quell hers. Clerk: Jim Rash. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Donna: Laura Prepon.
Episode 8
Thank You
Tue, Dec 3, 2002 30 mins
Thanksgiving brings Kitty's parents, Eric's sister Laurie and Kelso with a date---Eric's math teacher, who has just failed Eric. Bea: Betty White. Burt: Tom Poston. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Ms. McGee: Andrea Benewald. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp.
Episode 9
Black Dog
Tue, Dec 10, 2002 30 mins
Hyde is little comfort when Jackie has a family crisis, and Donna and Eric differ on what he should do; Fez kisses his DMV boss (Joanna Canton).
Episode 10
The Crunge
Tue, Dec 17, 2002 30 mins
Eric blames Donna when he gets the lowest SAT score of all his friends, and, yes, that includes Kelso. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
Episode 11
The Girl I Love
Tue, Jan 7, 2003 30 mins
Kitty's dinner party for Fez and Nina results in a battle of the sexes, and not for just that one couple. Jamie Farr has a cameo. Nina: Joanna Canton. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Jackie: Mila Kunis.
Episode 12
Misty Mountain Hop
Wed, Jan 22, 2003 30 mins
Hyde plans a covert party at Jackie's parents' ski cabin, unaware she's got to move out due to a foreclosure. Jack Osbourne has a cameo in the opening teaser. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
Episode 13
Your Time Is Gonna Come
Wed, Jan 29, 2003 30 mins
Kitty's parents (Betty White, Tom Poston) visit at the same time as Kelso's California girl (Jessica Simpson), who arouses jealousy in Jackie. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Donna: Laura Prepon.
Episode 14
Babe I'm Gonna to Leave You
Wed, Feb 5, 2003 30 mins
Hyde breaks up with Jackie, who has a war of words with Annette (Jessica Simpson); Kitty and Donna react differently to Bea's cold shoulder. Bea: Betty White. Nina: Joanna Canton. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher.
Episode 15
When the Levee Breaks
Wed, Feb 12, 2003 30 mins
With her dad away, Eric sees spending the weekend at Donna's as a trial marriage, but there's one aspect he has never considered. Clerk: Jim Rash. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Bob: Don Stark. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace.
Episode 16
Whole Lotta Love
Wed, Feb 19, 2003 30 mins
Forbidden to yell by Kitty, Red opts to give Eric the silent treatment over his engagement with Donna. Meanwhile, Fez loses his virginity; and Kelso buys Jackie a birthday gift. Nina: Joanna Canton. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp.
Episode 17
The Battle of Evermore
Wed, Feb 26, 2003 30 mins
Hoping they'll bond, Kitty enters Red and Eric in a pioneer-days competition against a cocky father-son team (Fred Willard, Seth Green). Eli: Bob Goldthwait. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace.
Episode 18
Hey Hey What Can I Do
Wed, Mar 12, 2003 30 mins
A job fair is more important to Eric after Red's ultimatum to call off his engagement to Donna or Red will stop his college money. Roy: Jim Gaffigan. Officer Debbie: Leigh-Allyn Baker. Nina: Joanna Canton. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher.
Episode 19
Bring It on Home
Wed, Mar 26, 2003 30 mins
Friends debate what Jackie should do after it's revealed she's been living alone; Fez meets Nina's parents (Nancy Lenehan, Garrett Brown). Nina: Joanna Canton. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher.
Episode 20
No Quarter
Wed, Apr 2, 2003 30 mins
Donna finds Jackie a trying roommate; Eric can't make his engagement-ring payment; Kelso gets a job working under Hyde. Roy: Jim Gaffigan. Fenton: Jim Rash. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon.
Episode 21
Trampled Under Foot
Wed, Apr 9, 2003 30 mins
Nina (Joanna Canton) breaks up with Fez, citing his neediness; the gang decides they need a new friend, but not the one Kitty suggests. Lance: Samm Levine. Julie: Caryn Greenhut. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Hyde: Danny Masterson.
Episode 22
You Shook Me
Wed, Apr 16, 2003 30 mins
Fez's dream about Kelso makes both of them uneasy, as well as Hyde; Joanne gets Eric a job at a dog-food factory. Roy: Jim Gaffigan. Hot Nurse: Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson.
Episode 23
Nobody's Fault but Mine
Wed, Apr 23, 2003 30 mins
Kelso catches Hyde cheating on Jackie; Fez feuds with the school-paper editor (Seth Green); Red fights Eric and Donna's marriage plans. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace.
Episode 24
The Immigrant Song
Wed, May 7, 2003 30 mins
Red has his final say on Eric and Donna; Kelso and Hyde agree to not pursue Jackie; Fez is arrested trying to pull a senior prank. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Red: Kurtwood Smith.
Episode 25
Celebration Day
Wed, May 14, 2003 30 mins
In the fifth-season finale, Jackie plays Kelso against Hyde on a pre-graduation camping trip, where Fez hopes to get lucky before his deportation. Joe Theismann has a cameo in Red's fantasy of a childless household. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Joanne: Mo Gaffney.
