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Suburgatory Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2012 - 2013
Episode 1
Homecoming
Wed, Oct 17, 201222 mins
In the season premiere, Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending the summer in New York City with her grandmother, and George feels threatened by Tessa's interest in her mom.
Episode 2
The Witch of East Chatswin
Wed, Oct 24, 201222 mins
Tessa becomes the interest of the infamous East Chatswin witch (RACHEL DRATCH - Saturday Night Live) in this Halloween-themed episode. George and Noah dress up as each other.
Episode 3
Ryan's Song
Wed, Oct 31, 201222 mins
When Lisa agrees to help Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) pursue Tessa, her generosity has Ryan believing that he must be dying of "Ryan disease." George and Dallas go on their first date.
Episode 4
Foam Finger
Wed, Nov 7, 201222 mins
George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level, and Kimantha (ABBIE COBB), Kaitlyn (KATELYN PACITTO) and Kenzie (KARA PACITTO) seek guidance from Tessa and Lisa.
Episode 5
The Wishbone
Wed, Nov 14, 201222 mins
Dallas tasks George with hosting Thanksgiving dinner while Tessa goes to New York City to spend the day with her birth mom, Alex (MALIN AKERMAN). Tessa returns home to a surprise.
Episode 6
Friendship Fish
Wed, Nov 28, 201222 mins
George gets a visit from some friends from New York, who make fun of his new life. Tessa and Lisa bond over eating smoked fish, but Tessa ends up in the hospital.
Episode 7
Krampus
Wed, Dec 5, 201222 mins
Tessa goes to New York for a Christmas excursion with her mom (MALIN AKERMAN), and soon learns to be careful what you wish for. Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) finds out that he was adopted.
Episode 8
Black Thai
Wed, Jan 9, 201322 mins
An argument begins after Tessa and Dalia get their PSAT scores and the only way to settle it is with an old-fashioned hip hop dance-off. TIM MEADOWS guest stars.
Episode 9
Junior Secretary's Day
Wed, Jan 16, 201322 mins
When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, George struggles to manage her recovery and their neighbor Fred Shay, who has taken up residence in their basement. Dallas feels insecure.
Episode 10
Chinese Chicken
Wed, Jan 23, 201322 mins
George convinces Noah and Fred to start a "dad band" as a way to escape their significant others. Tessa discovers what it means to be the girlfriend of a football player.
Episode 11
Yakult Leader
Wed, Jan 30, 201322 mins
When Yakult becomes depressed, Dallas invites Yoni (recurring guest star WILMER VALDERRAMA) back into their lives to help remove the negative energy. Tessa and Lisa double date.
Episode 12
Body Talk
Wed, Feb 6, 201322 mins
After realizing part of her property is located in East Chatswin, Dallas' life is thrown into a tailspin after she's kicked out of the country club and Dalia must change schools.
Episode 13
Blowtox and Burlap
Wed, Feb 13, 201322 mins
On Valentine's Day, Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, and George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio (MICHAEL VOLTAGGIO - Top Chef) by himself.
Episode 14
T-Ball & Sympathy
Wed, Feb 20, 201322 mins
When Tessa becomes a relationship expert, she gives advice to everyone - even people who don't ask for it. George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team.
Episode 15
Leaving Chatswin
Wed, Feb 27, 201322 mins
When Marty (JACK WALSH) passes away, George and Noah have to figure out what to do with his ashes. Meanwhile, Tessa learns that Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) hasn't been honest with her.
Episode 16
How to Be a Baby
Wed, Mar 6, 201322 mins
Dalia convinces Mr. Wolfe to try a new look to get over his breakup with Chef Alan (EVAN ARNOLD). Noah is convinced Carmen (BUNNY RIVERA) is the love of his life.
Episode 17
Eat, Pray, Eat
Wed, Mar 20, 201321 mins
Feeling as if she'll never compare to Geroge's ex, Dallas seeks solace in carbs and Jill Werner (GILLIAN VIGMAN). Tessa believes that she has lost her youthful vigor.
Episode 18
Brown Trembler
Wed, Mar 27, 201322 mins
Noah and baby Opus are living it up at George's, Dalia comes to terms with her hoarding and Fred takes lessons from Tessa on how to be hip.
Episode 19
Decemberfold
Wed, Apr 3, 201322 mins
When George agrees to participate in the "Dads of Chatswin" calendar, he becomes obsessed with his body image, alienating Dallas. Dalia buddies up to Tessa, and Lisa finds out why.
Episode 20
Go, Gamblers!
Wed, Apr 10, 201322 mins
George asks Dallas to move in with him in the most unromantic way and Tessa helps Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) pick a college.
Episode 21
Apocalypse Meow
Wed, Apr 17, 201322 mins
In the first part of the one-hour season finale, relationships are tested when George sells the house, buys Dallas her dream home and Tessa moves out.
Episode 22
Stray Dogs
Wed, Apr 17, 201322 mins
In the second part of the one-hour season finale, relationships are tested when George sells the house, buys Dallas her dream home and Tessa moves out.