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Saturday Night Live Season 39 Episodes
Season 39 Episode Guide
21 Episodes 2013 - 2014
Episode 1
Tina Fey/Arcade Fire
Sat, Sep 28, 201390 mins
Sketches include Obamacare Cold Open, Tina Fey's Characters Monologue, Girls Promo, Airport, New Game Show, E-Meth, Weekend Update with guests Drunk Uncle and Bruce Chandling, Cinema Classics, Used Car Commercial, and Manolo Blahnik.
Episode 2
Miley Cyrus
Sat, Oct 5, 201390 mins
Sketches include VMAs Backstage Cold Open, Miley Cyrus Monologue, 50 Shades of Grey Auditions, Girlfriends Talk Show, We Did Stop, Piers Morgan Reviews The Clinton Biopics, Weekend Update with guests Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, Shannon Sharpe and Pat Lynhart, Cheer Squad, Mornin' Miami, Poetry Class, and Miley Sex Tape.
Episode 3
Bruce Willis/Katy Perry
Sat, Oct 12, 201390 mins
Sketches include NASA Shutdown Cold Open, Bruce Willis Monologue, 24-Hour Energy Drink, Black Ops, The Ol' Barbershop, Boy Dance Party, Lady Gaga Show, Weekend Update with guests Chaplain Barry Black and Brooks Wheelan, Armageddon, Centauri Vodka, Protective Son, and Beer Pong.
Episode 4
Edward Norton/Janelle Monae
Sat, Oct 26, 201390 mins
Sketches include Obamacare Website Ad Cold Open, Edward Norton Monologue, Autumn's Eve, School Visit, Halloween on The Steve Harvey Show, New Horror Trailer, Critter Control, Drug Deal, Weekend Update with guest Anthony Crispino, 12 Days Not a Slave, Ruth's Chris, and Halloween Candy.
Episode 5
Kerry Washington/Eminem
Sat, Nov 2, 201390 mins
Sketches include Michelle Obama at the White House Cold Open, Kerry Washington Monologue, Career Week Speaker, My Girl, How's He Doing, Miss Universe, Weekend Update with guests Angela Merkel, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal, Cartoon Catchphrase, Principal Frye - Fall Carnival, Date or Diss, and Ice Cream.
Episode 6
Lady Gaga
Sat, Nov 16, 201390 mins
Sketches include Rob Ford Cold Open, Cheap Applause Monologue, Anti-Depressant for Obama, Kimye Talk Show, Album Offer, Weekend Update with guests Mr. Senior and Jebidiah Atkinson, Co-op Board, Spotlightz Acting Camp, 4th Grade Talent Show, Blockbuster, Rose Zone, and Old Lady Gaga.
Episode 7
Josh Hutcherson/HAIM
Sat, Nov 23, 201390 mins
Sketches include Piers Morgan Cold Open, Josh Hutcherson Monologue, Girlfriends Talk Show, Office Boss, Matchbox 3, Weekend Update with guest The Worst Lady on an Airplane, Josie's Younger Brother, Best Buy, Dancing, Animal Hospital, Bugs, and Thanksgiving Guest.
Episode 8
Paul Rudd/One Direction
Sat, Dec 7, 201390 mins
Sketches include Sound of Music Cold Open, Paul Rudd Monologue, Politics Nation, One Direction Concert Line, Divorce, Weekend Update with Jebidiah Atkinson and Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, Michelangelo, White Christmas, Santa Meeting, Memories, and Bill Brasky.
Episode 9
John Goodman/Kings of Leon
Sat, Dec 14, 201390 mins
Sketches include Obama Mandela Cold Open, John Goodman Song Monologue, Guy Fieri Christmas Special, Dance of the Snowflakes, Three Wise Guys, Weekend Update with guests Drunk Uncle and Santa Claus, Too Hot, Shallon, Hallmark Holiday Countdown, Christmas Whistle, H&M, and Last Call.
Episode 10
Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake
Sat, Dec 21, 201390 mins
Sketches include Wrappinville Cold Open, Jimmy Fallon Song Monologue, Family Feud, (Do It On My) Twin Bed, Barry Gibb Talk Show, Weekend Update with guests Jimmy Fallon, Michael Bloomberg and Billie Jean King, Kimye Talk Show, Christmas Album, Christmas Past, and Baby, It's Cold Outside
Episode 11
Drake
Sat, Jan 18, 201490 mins
Sketches include Piers Morgan Cold Open, Drake Bar Mitzvah Monologue, Before They Were Stars, Nancy Grace, Resolution Revolution, Slumber Party, Weekend Update with guests Arianna Huffington and Jacqueline Bisset, Disney World Show, Poetry Teacher, Mornin' Miami, and I Know.
Episode 12
Jonah Hill/Bastille
Sat, Jan 25, 201490 mins
Sketches include Men's Figure Skating Cold Open, Jonah Hill Monologue, Benihana, The Hit, Couples Quiz, Weekend Update with guests Olya Povlatsky and The Officer Who Arrested Justin Bieber, Stable, Spike Jonze Trailer, Boss Dinner, Inside SoCal, and Lamborghini.
Episode 13
Melissa McCarthy/Imagine Dragons
Sat, Feb 1, 201490 mins
Sketches include Halftime Spectacular Cold Open, Melissa McCarthy Monologue, Valentine's Day Commercial, Delaware One, Women's Group, Guess That Phrase, 28 Reasons, Weekend Update with guests Buford Calloway, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader as Stefon, Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen as Governor Patterson, Art Exhibit, Girlfriends Talk Show, Summer in a Day, and Super Champions.
Episode 14
Jim Parsons/Beck
Sat, Mar 1, 201490 mins
Jim Parsons, Emmy-award winning star of "The Big Bang Theory," hosts for the first time, Colin Jost joins Weekend Update as the co-anchor and Beck performed "Blue Moon" and "Wave." Sketches included Cold Open: The Ellen Degeneres Show, Jim Parsons Monologue, Peter Pan, Bird Bible, Dance Floor Killer, 12 Years Audition, Weekend Update: Charles Barkley, Shaquille O'Neil, and 1860s movie critic Jebidiah Atkinson, Murder Mystery, Spotlightz Acting Camp, Elevator, and Cowboys.
Episode 15
Lena Dunham/The National
Sat, Mar 8, 201490 mins
Lena Dunham, Golden Globe winning creator and star of HBO's "Girls," hosts for the first time, and The National performed "Graceless" and "I Need My Girl." Sketches included Obama Ukraine Address, Lena Dunham Monologue, Ooh Child, Scandal, What's Poppin', Biblical Movie, What Are You Even Doing, Weekend Update: Matthew McConaughey and Vladimir Putin's Best Friends Growing Up, Jewelry Party, The Katt Williams Show, and Over Explainers
Episode 16
Louis C.K./Sam Smith
Sat, Mar 29, 201490 mins
Louis C.K., Emmy award winning creator and star of FX's "Louis," hosts for the second time, and Sam Smith performed "Stay With Me" and "Lay Me Down." Sketches included Healthcare.gov Meeting , Louis C.K. Monologue , Black Jeopardy, Office Boss Baby, Jos A. Bank Cleaning Product, Weekend Update: Steven A. Smith, Mr. Big Stuff, Darth Vader Action Figure, Private Eyes, Dyke and Fats, Chris for President, and Romantic Speech.
Episode 17
Anna Kendrick/Pharrell Williams
Sat, Apr 5, 201490 mins
Anna Kendrick, Academy Award nominated actress, hosts for the first time, and Pharrell Williams performed "Happy" and "Marilyn Monroe." Sketches included GM Hearings, Anna Kendrick Monologue, Fox & Friends, Dongs All Over the World, Little Mermaid, Flirty, Weekend Update: German Chancellor Angela Merkel and George R.R. Martin, French Dance, Principal Frye Field Trip, Big Joe, Twins, and Best of the Whites.
Episode 18
Seth Rogen/Ed Sheeran
Sat, Apr 12, 201490 mins
Seth Rogen, Emmy and Golden Globe nominated star of the upcoming Neighbors, hosts for the third time, and Ed Sheeran performed "Sing" and "Don't" for the 8H audience. Sketches included GOP at Coachella Cold Open, Seth Rogen Journal Monologue, Shallon: Drug Safety, CNN Pregnancy Test, Steakhouse, Monster Pals, Blue River Dog Food, Weekend Update: David Ortiz and Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, Engagement Party, Undercover Sharpton, 420, and Herman & Sons.
Episode 19
Andrew Garfield/Coldplay
Sat, May 3, 201490 mins
Andrew Garfield, star of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, hosts for the first time, while Coldplay makes their fifth appearance on Saturday Night Live, performing "Magic" and "A Sky Full of Stars." Sketches include Donald Sterling Press Conference Cold Open, Andrew Garfield Monologue, Stanx, Celebrity Family Feud, Oliver, The Beygency, Spider-Man Kiss, Wedding, and The Bird Bible.
Episode 20
Charlize Theron/The Black Keys
Sat, May 10, 201490 mins
Fourteen years after her first time hosting, A Million Ways to Die in the West star Charlize Theron returns to Saturday Night Live, joined by musical guest The Black Keys. Sketches include Michelle/Hillary Mother's Day Address Cold Open, Charlize Theron Monologue, Mother's Day Game Show, Girlfriends Talk Show with Charlize Theron, Dragon Babies, Heshy: Dating Seminar, Weekend Update: Barbara Walters, Weekend Update: Drunk Uncle on Graduation, Bikini Beach Party, Pet Rescue Commercial, and Tourists.
Episode 21
Andy Samberg/St. Vincent
Sat, May 17, 201490 mins
Former Saturday Night Live cast member Andy Samberg returns to host for the first time, while musical guest St. Vincent makes her SNL debut. Sketches include Jay-Z & Solange Message Cold Open, Andy Samberg Impressions Monologue, Camp Wicawabe, Digital Short: When Will the Bass Drop?, Confident Hunchback, Weekend Update: Bruce Chandling, Weekend Update: Get in the Cage, Kissing Family with Andy Samberg, Kimye Talk Show, Digital Short: Hugs, Legolas at Taco Bell, Blizzard Man, Bvlgari, Weekend Update: Magic Johnson (Dress Version), and Testicules (Dress Version).