Saturday Night Live

Episode 1

Jack Black/John Mayer

Sat, Oct 4, 2003 90 mins

Schwarzenegger for Governor. Jack Black molests women in the back stage. Thongs for babies. Queer eye for the straight gal. Wade Robson Project. Cooking teacher Gerald O'Shea. Yankee Super Heroes. John Mayer set. Weekend Update. Loser sings in bar. Orson Welles in Tuscany vineyard. Telemarketing ends.

Episode 2

Justin Timberlake

Sat, Oct 11, 2003 90 mins

Pop star Justin Timberlake hosts this 2003 episode. Selected sketches and segments include "A Message From Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, " "Sully's Birthday," "He's Cuter In Person," and "The Barry Gibb Talk Show." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Episode 3

Halle Berry/Britney Spears

Sat, Oct 18, 2003 90 mins

Episode 4

Kelly Ripa/Outkast

Sat, Nov 1, 2003 90 mins

Episode 5

Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews

Sat, Nov 8, 2003 90 mins

Episode 6

Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott

Sat, Nov 15, 2003 90 mins

Episode 7

Al Sharpton/Pink

Sat, Dec 6, 2003 90 mins

Watch selected sketches and segments from this 2003 episode hosted by Reverend Al Sharpton, with special guest appearances by Paris Hilton and Tracy Morgan. Sketches include "Michael Jackson in a Roller Coaster," "Brian Fellows Safari Planet," "Three Wise Men," and "Black Stereotypes." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Episode 8

Elijah Wood/Jet

Sat, Dec 13, 2003 90 mins

Lord Of The Rings hobbit Elijah Wood hosts this 2003 holiday episode, with a guest appearance by Chris Kattan. Selected sketches include "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," "Fun With Real Audio," "Versace Egg Nog," and "Howard Dean For America." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Episode 9

Jennifer Aniston/Black Eyed Peas

Sat, Jan 10, 2004 90 mins

Jennifer Aniston returns to host this 2004 episode, with a cameo appearance by Al Franken. Selected sketches include "Donald Trump's Address," "Paparazzi," "Saddam & Osama," and "Appalachian Emergency Room." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Episode 10

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey/G-Unit

Sat, Jan 17, 2004 90 mins

Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey host SNL with G-Unit as musical guest. Starts with Howard Dean Headquarters, Monologue, Tylenol Extreme, Z-105 Morning Crew, El Cantador Mexican Resteraunt, American Idol, M-TV Future, American Beef Council, G-Unit Performs "Stunt 101", Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey, The Sharon Osborne Show, Victoria's Secrets, Northern California Nutgrowers Association, G-Unit & Joe Perform "Wanna Get To Know You", Dynacorp, then Goodbyes.

Episode 11

Megan Mullally/Clay Aiken

Sat, Feb 7, 2004 90 mins

Episode 12

Drew Barrymore/Kelis

Sat, Feb 14, 2004 90 mins

Episode 13

Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5

Sat, Feb 28, 2004 90 mins

Episode 14

Colin Firth/Norah Jones

Sat, Mar 6, 2004 90 mins

Episode 15

Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D.

Sat, Mar 13, 2004 90 mins

Ben Affleck returns to SNL to host this 2004 episode. Sketches include: Donnies Wedding, Merchandising "Bennifer", Z105, Gigli, TV Funhouse, Appalachian Emergency Room, Only Bangkok, Top O' The Morning, Donnie G. and Sidecar, The Full Moon Killer and music by N.E.R.D.

Episode 16

Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals

Sat, Apr 3, 2004 90 mins

The Apprentice star Donald Trump turns the cold opening into The Apprentice. He plugs The Apprentice on 'Live with Regis and Kelly', mentions The Apprentice in his commercial for 'Donald Trump's House of Wings' and he and his co-hosts from The Apprentice form the 'Apprentice Band' during their break from The Apprentice. Trump plays his own double in a Donald Trump version of The Prince and the Pauper and Seth Meyer's father in Fathers and Sons. There's also a promo for Fear Factor Junior and a 9/11 Hearings sketch, but no TV Funhouse Cartoon, despite it being announced during the opening credits. Toots and the Maytals perform twice, first with special guests Ben Harper and Jack Johnson, then with guests Bootsy Collins and The Roots.

Episode 17

Janet Jackson

Sat, Apr 10, 2004 90 mins

Condolezza Rice at Senate Hearings. Brian Fellows Safari Planet. News from Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon. Simon Cowell jams with the guys. A tour group at a winery makes a stop and has soaking corks explained to them. Ad for Huggies thong.

Episode 18

Lindsay Lohan/Usher

Sat, May 1, 2004 90 mins

This still is from SNL. Summer is over and the students of Hogwarts are returning. Naive Hermione has undergone a "Growth Spurt" and is now well endowed. She doesn't notice any difference. Male students and teachers can't help but notice.

Episode 19

Snoop Dogg/Avril Lavigne

Sat, May 8, 2004 90 mins

Hip-hop legend Snoop Dogg hosts this 2004 episode. Selected sketches and segments include "White House 'Friends,'" "Show Biz Grande Explosion!", TV Funhouse's "Pothead Theater," and "Mother's Day Message From Snoop Dogg." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Episode 20

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen/J-Kwon

Sat, May 15, 2004 90 mins