Kevin Nealon
Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Franz, Tarzan, Weekend Update Correspondent, Self, Sam Donaldson, Mr. Subliminal, Husband, Morton Kondracke, Bill, Bill Smith, Brent Musburger, Elevator Fan, Frank Gannon, Fred Wilpon, George Hamilton, Jay Leno, Larry King, Lebee, Michael Bolton, Patron, Sammy, Surveillance Man, Actor, Agent, Aide, Airplane Passenger, Albert Gore Jr., Andrew, Andy Neuwirth, Announcer, Apostle Matthew, Aristotle, Athlete, BBQ Guest, Bank Robber Leader Bugsy, Bartender, Big Russ, Blaine Embury, Bob Manlot, Bob Waltman, Brutus, Buddy Holland, Businessman Chatterer, CIA agent Ed, Cabinet Member, Cameraman, Camper, Caretaker, Charlie Loomis, Charlie the Cop, Charllie Loomis, Chewing Tobacco Passenger, Chia Head Client, Chuck Woolery, Clerk, Co-Worker, Coach Bill Walsh, Computer Tech, Counselor, Cowboy, Customer, Dan, Daniel Boone, Darcy, David Conn, Detective Lansky, Doc Brown, Doctor, Don Regan, Donahue Show Audience Member, Doug Llewelyn, Dr. Spock, Einstein Express Customer, Elvis Presley, First Guardian Metrocard Spokesman, Fox Network Translator, French Waiter, Friend, Gary, Gary Clark, Gene Siskel, Gene Stout, General Hood, George Washington, Girl Watcher Claiming Corner, Greg Brady, Greg Knutsen, Guest, Handy Man, Hank Whitman, Hazelwood-Rock Cleaner, Hindenburg Witness, Hugh Stockton, Irate Diner Customer, Jack Walsh, James Taylor, Jerry, Jimmy, Joe, Johnny Whitaker, Kenny Rogers, Lenny, Lenny Barnes, Leroy Neiman, Les Shermeyer, Lloyd Bentsen, Long White Beard Actor, Michael Deaver, Michael Eisner, Michael Tasony, Mighty Zombie, Mike, Military Officer Rick, Motorist, Mr. Ali-Zali, Mr. Callahan, Mr. Drake, Mr. Geebler, Mr. Lydal-Tanning Parlor Customer, Mr. Maloney, Mr. Spock, Nick 'The Puppet' Lamponi, Nick DeCesare, Nick Russo, Norman Stiles, Nude Beach Goer Jack, Panama Soldier Rosario, Parent, Paul Murchison, Peeping Tom, Pete Toman, Phil Donahue Audience Member, Pierre du Pont IV, Pirate With Penguin, Plane Passenger, Police Officer, Priest, Randy, Red West, Reporter, Richard Chamberlain, Richard Panero, Robert Fulghum, Robert Streeter, Rock Clark, Rod Camacho, Ronald Reagan Driver, Rudolph Giuliani, Saddam Hussein, School Bully, Scott Eggshell, Self - Pawn Shop Customer, Senator, Senator Nunn, Sheriff Truman, Sketch Artist, Soldier Bennett, Spectator, Stan Duffy, Steve, Steve Forth, Steven Keaton, Student, Stumblebum Kevin, Subway Rider, Supervisor, Support Counselor, Terry Moran, Thanksgiving Guest Carl, Thirtysomething Cereal Commercial Husband, Thomas DeLay, Todd, Tom, Tom Selleck, Tomatoes Buyer, Tony, Toonces Driving Instructor, Total Bastard Airlines Passenger, Trekkie, Truck Driver, Various Characters, Waiter, Weekend Update Adult Films Reviewer, White House Technician, Wilson Trapdoor Detective, Yard-a-Pult Owner, guard