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My Wife and Kids Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2000 - 2001
Episode 1
Pilot
Wed, Mar 28, 200122 mins
Michael has been used to having his wife at home, taking care of him and the kids, but now she wants to use her hard-earned college degree.
Episode 2
The Truth Hurts
Wed, Mar 28, 200121 mins
Janet and Michael find a tattoo parlor card in Junior's pants.
Episode 3
Grassy Knoll
Wed, Apr 4, 200122 mins
When Michael and Jay realize that Jr. has been smoking marijuana, they provide him with an unforgettable night filled with fun and creative mind games. Meanwhile, Kady is disappointed that her big sister, Claire, won't spend time with her; and, to prevent their out-of-style clothes from being given away, Michael and Jay promise to wear the outfits for a week.
Episode 4
Of Breasts and Basketball
Wed, Apr 4, 200122 mins
Claire's trying to attract boys in school so she goes bra shopping.
Episode 5
Making the Grade
Wed, Apr 11, 200122 mins
Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents.
Episode 6
Working It
Wed, Apr 11, 200122 mins
Jr. has to get an A on his Algebra final. Michael and Janet decide they have to do something to make him study, so Michael offers him 1,000 dollars if he gets an A.
Episode 7
Snapping and Sniffing
Wed, Apr 18, 200122 mins
Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points.
Episode 8
He Said, She Said
Wed, Apr 18, 200122 mins
Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants.
Episode 9
Breaking Up and Breaking It
Wed, Apr 25, 200122 mins
Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up.
Episode 10
A Little Romance
Wed, May 2, 200122 mins
Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. While Jr. is mainly interested in seeing parts of her body, Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a little boring.
Episode 11
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Wed, May 9, 200122 mins
Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making Mike take a whole new perspective about his life.
Episode 12
Episode #1.12
Wed, Jun 20, 200122 mins
The Kyle family receive a visit from Michael's parents.
