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Married to the Kellys Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

Season 1

22 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

Pilot Episode

Fri, Oct 3, 2003 30 mins

In the pilot, Tom (Breckin Meyer) tries to bond with the younger brother (Derek Waters) of his wife, Susan (Kiele Sanchez). Bill: Sam Anderson. Sandy: Nancy Lenehan. Mary: Emily Rutherford. Chris: Josh Braaten. Uncle Dave: Richard Riehle.

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Episode 2

Barbecue

Fri, Oct 10, 2003 30 mins

Tom and Susan (Breckin Meyer, Kiele Sanchez) receive the present of a grill and invite her family to a barbecue---before the grill's assembled. Bill: Sam Anderson.

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Episode 3

Lewis May Have a Girlfriend

Fri, Oct 17, 2003 30 mins

Tom (Breckin Meyer) sets up a date for the shy Lewis (Derek Waters) and a girl that he met in a clothing store. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Shari: Ashley Johnson. Beth: Kelly McNair.

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Episode 4

Corrupting Chris

Fri, Oct 24, 2003 30 mins

Tom's plan to make Chris look less perfect and himself look better by comparison backfires, much to Chris's delight.

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Episode 5

Tom Makes a Friend

Fri, Oct 31, 2003 30 mins

Tom (Breckin Meyer) becomes fast friends with another New Yorker; then their wives meet and there's also a quick reaction. Bob: Eddie McClintock. Trish: Tracy Metro. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Lewis: Derek Waters.

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Episode 6

Awkward Silence

Fri, Nov 7, 2003 30 mins

In an effort to bond with his father-in-law, Tom (Breckin Meyer) volunteers to play softball; Mary and Chris prepare for a dance competition. Bonnie: Dorie Barton. Mary: Emily Rutherfurd. Susan: Kiele Sanchez.

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Episode 7

The New Car

Fri, Nov 14, 2003 30 mins

When Tom and Susan (Breckin Meyer, Kiele Sanchez) buy a two-door car, Susan's mom thinks that means Tom doesn't want children. Uncle Dave: Richard Riehle. Rodney: Chip Chienry. Sandy: Nancy Lenehan. Mary: Emily Rutherfurd.

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Episode 8

The Apartment

Fri, Nov 21, 2003 30 mins

Susan's upset when she finds out that Tom has kept their Manhattan apartment; the Kellys throw Tom a New York-themed party. Uncle Dave: Richard Riehle. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer.

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Episode 9

Susan's Secret

Fri, Nov 28, 2003 30 mins

When Susan (Kiele Sanchez) encourages Tom (Breckin Meyer) to talk more to her family, she doesn't intend for him to tell them she's tattooed. Lewis: Derek Waters.

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Episode 10

A Kelly Carol

Fri, Dec 12, 2003 30 mins

Tom and Susan (Breckin Meyer, Kiele Sanchez) spend Christmas Eve at the Kellys' home, where Tom tries to watch his favorite holiday movie. Sandy: Nany Lenehan.

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Episode 11

Tom Doesn't Get It

Fri, Jan 9, 2004 30 mins

Susan (Kiele Sanchez) becomes upset with Tom (Breckin Meyer), but he can't figure out exactly what he did wrong. Al: Wayne Wilderson. Ticket Guy: Craig Anstett. Lewis: Derek Waters.

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Episode 12

Whose Pants Are Smarter?

Fri, Jan 23, 2004 30 mins

The competition between Tom and Mary (Breckin Meyer, Emily Rutherfurd) increases when he's asked to speak at her school. Uncle Dave: Richard Riehle. Dean Baker: Bruce Gray. Studen No. 1: Christopher Simpson. Student No. 2: Audra Johnson. Student No. 3: Affion Crockett. Susan: Kiele Sanchez.

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Episode 13

The Contractor

Fri, Jan 30, 2004 30 mins

Tom and Susan hire a Kelly family friend (Lex Medlin) as a contractor to build a room for Tom, but he's slow in starting work. Patty: Molly Cheek. Jim: Joe O'Connor. Lewis: Derek Waters. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer.

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Episode 14

A Portrait of Susan

Fri, Feb 13, 2004 30 mins

Tom (Breckin Meyer) discovers that his new doctor (Seth Green) has been obsessed with Susan (Kiele Sanchez) since childhood. Male Customer: Gavin Dunne. Female Customer: Jill Remez. Lewis: Derek Waters.

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Episode 15

Lewis Turns Twenty-Fun

Fri, Feb 20, 2004 30 mins

Lewis (Derek Waters) is turning 21 and the Kellys plan to celebrate at a restaurant, where Susan's a hostess; but Tom and Chris also have plans for the birthday boy. Susan: Emily Rutherfurd. Tom: Breckin Meyer.

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Episode 16

Double Dating

Fri, Feb 27, 2004 30 mins

Susan (Kiele Sanchez) secretly tries to set up Tom's friend, Bob (Eddie McClintock), with a date. Justine: Miriam Shor. Jill: Lauren Stamile. Tom: Breckin Meyer. Mary: Emily Rutherfurd.

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Episode 17

Chris and Mary Fight

Fri, Mar 5, 2004 30 mins

After an argument with Chris, Mary (Emily Rutherfurd) moves in with Susan and Tom; Lewis brings a girlfriend home to dinner. Shari: Ashley Johnson. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer.

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Episode 18

Talk Radio

Fri, Mar 12, 2004 30 mins

After he gets an assignment to write an article about his in-laws, Tom appears on a radio show, where he's ambushed by the host (Stephen Tobolowsky). Tom: Breckin Meyer. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Lewis: Derek Waters.

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Episode 19

The Other Sister

Fri, Mar 19, 2004 30 mins

Susan's sister Lisa (Tinsley Grimes) returns after studying abroad and announces that she intends to quit school. Shannon: Dawn-Lyen Gardner. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer. Mary: Emily Rutherfurd.

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Episode 20

The Plan

Fri, Mar 26, 2004 30 mins

Susan thinks that she and Tom should have a plan for the future, the same as Mary and Chris do. Lee Majors plays himself in a dream sequence. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer. Mary: Emily Rutherfurd.

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Episode 21

The Good Son-in-Law

Fri, Apr 16, 2004 30 mins

In an attempt to impress the Kellys, Tom (Breckin Meyer) has the Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez meet him at their house to discuss ghostwriting the football player's autobiography. Chris: Josh Braaten. Susan: Kiele Sanchez.

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Episode 22

Kansas v. Tom's Parents

Fri, Apr 23, 2004 30 mins

Tom's parents (Michele Lee, Tony Roberts) visit Kansas to attend the Kellys' anniversary party. Uncle Dave: Richard Riehle. Man: Jonathan Read. Lewis: Derek Waters. Susan: Kiele Sanchez. Tom: Breckin Meyer.

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