Billy Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1

Pilot Episode

Fri, Jan 31, 1992 30 mins

David is seeing red after Billy marries Mary for his green card. David: Johnny Galecki. Billy: Billy Connolly. Mary: Marie Marshall. Annie: Clara Bryant.

Episode 2

Hot Stuff

Fri, Feb 7, 1992 30 mins

Billy's not blowing smoke when he shows David the aftereffects of a good cigar, while Mary's friend (Maureen Mueller) wants Billy to light her fire. Billy: Billy Connolly. Mary: Marie Marshall. Paramedic: Aaron Seville.

Episode 3

Parenting 101

Fri, Feb 14, 1992 30 mins

A pair of shoes and a box of motorcycle parts put the pedal to the metal for an argument concerning Billy and Mary's conflicting parenting styles. Phoebe: Mary Gross. Giselle: Kathy Wagner.

Episode 4

Poker Face

Fri, Feb 21, 1992 30 mins

Mary thinks Billy has upped the ante by asking her to a movie; David tries to blackmail Billy into giving him a poker stake. Phoebe: Mary Gross. Norman: Peter Vogt. Shana: Maureen Mueller. Annie: Clara Bryant.

Episode 5

Billy Gets Bird

Fri, Feb 28, 1992 30 mins

Billy flies high with the family by taking in a sick sea gull, but then he tells David his dating technique is for the birds. Giselle: Kathy Wagner. Phoebe: Mary Gross. Norman: Peter Vogt. Laura: Natanya Ross.

Episode 6

Gimme Some Credit

Fri, Mar 6, 1992 30 mins

Billy's credit problems are keeping Mary from getting a new refrigerator. Siegfried: Art LaFleur. Roy: John Del Regno. Mary: Marie Marshall. Giselle: Kathy Wagner. David: Johnny Galecki. Billy: Billy Connolly.

Episode 7

Futile Attraction

Fri, Mar 13, 1992 30 mins

Mary calls Billy on the carpet for kicking out her classmate, who revealed he had a crush on her. Irwin: Andrew Hill Newman. Annie: Clara Bryant. Laura: Natanya Ross. Mary: Marie Marshall. Billy: Billy Connolly.

Episode 8

Billy Flunks Mary

Sat, Mar 21, 1992 30 mins

Episode 9

Out All Night

Sat, Mar 28, 1992 30 mins

David confides to Billy that he's spending the night in a concert line, but things start to rock and roll when Mary finds out what Billy knew. Patrolman: Glenn Hirsch. Shana: Maureen Mueller. David: Johnny Galecki.

Episode 10

Home Alone, Almost

Sat, Apr 4, 1992 30 mins

Billy and Mary finally decide they'd like to be together, but first they have to find time alone, which they're supposed to get, but don't. Phoebe: Mary Gross. Tracy's Mom: Holly Haber. Annie: Clara Bryant.

Episode 11

Love Me or Leave Me

Sat, Apr 11, 1992 30 mins

Billy hogs all the attention with his pet pig, making Mary wonder if he'll bring home the bacon in a real relationship. Part 1 of two. David: Johnny Galecki. Laura: Natanya Ross. Annie: Clara Bryant.

Episode 12

Love Me or Leave Me

Sat, Apr 18, 1992 30 mins

Conclusion. Billy gets his green card, which makes Mary blue, but they're both too yellow to admit their feelings for one another. Male Mime: William Akey. Female Mime: Victoria Hoffman.

Episode 13

Thunder from Down Under

Sat, May 30, 1992 30 mins

Mary's ex, who's been in Australia, resurfaces, but the uproar surrounding his visit has Billy wishing he'd go back. Philip Bell: Cliff Bemis. Mary: Marie Marshall. David: Johnny Galecki. Annie: Clara Bryant.