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20 Episodes 2013 - 2014
Series 9 sees Jeff stranded on an alien space ship, Klaus finding his human body, Roger becoming Stan's stepfather, and Hayley getting a job as a bar singer for Roger.
Episode 1
Sun, Sep 29, 2013 30 mins
In the Season 9 premiere, Steve and Snot fail to get prom dates so they utilise a CIA cloning device to provide them with a couple of hot babes. Meanwhile, Stan brings home a clone of an extinct critter.
Episode 2
Sun, Oct 6, 2013 30 mins
Francine's dissatisfaction with her sex life impacts the whole house, so Roger comes up with a plan to get things straightened out. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces the family to the new young man in her life.
Episode 3
Sun, Nov 3, 2013 30 mins
Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.
Episode 4
Sun, Nov 10, 2013 30 mins
Francine tries to prove to Steve that she's a "cool" mother by instructing him in the fine art of shoplifting, but their plan to pull off the perfect heist at the local mall backfires, and he's apprehended and dispatched to a foreign sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form a balalaika trio.
Episode 5
Sun, Nov 24, 2013 30 mins
Stan's efforts for a feast of Thanksgiving football viewing are ruined when Francine invites her adoptive parents over for the holiday.
Episode 6
Sun, Dec 1, 2013 30 mins
Steve and pals undertake a cross-country road trip to attend the funeral of Snot's father. Back at home, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter and market it on a home-shopping network.
Episode 7
Sun, Dec 8, 2013 30 mins
A "Breaking Bad" parody finds Hayley utilising Steve's exceptional ability to turn out practically perfect fake IDs.
Episode 8
Sun, Dec 15, 2013 30 mins
Steve's naughty holiday behavior results in Stan taking him to prison to see Grandpa Jack, who recalls how, in his youth, he once captured a demon that preyed on unruly children at Christmas.
Episode 9
Sun, Jan 5, 2014 30 mins
A car crash leaves Roger in a coma, and when he awakens he begins to experience psychic visions of the future.
Episode 10
Sun, Jan 12, 2014 30 mins
To re-create one of the kids' favourite holidays, the Smiths head to the wonderful world of "Familyland", where the evil, cryonically preserved head of the place, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, and the Smiths find themselves imprisoned in the theme park.
Episode 11
Sun, Jan 26, 2014 30 mins
After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation goes on a spree of doing good deeds that the real Stan would never undertake.
Episode 12
Sun, Mar 16, 2014 30 mins
Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight attendants to thwart a sinister scheme concocted by Mark Cuban.
Episode 13
Sun, Mar 23, 2014 30 mins
Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes the housebound kids into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up on the CIA's holodeck. Meanwhile, Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after purchasing his home star on an international star registry.
Episode 14
Sun, Mar 30, 2014 30 mins
Stan turns into a "woman" after taking an experimental drug.
Episode 15
Sun, Apr 6, 2014 30 mins
Stan infiltrates a leftist cell that's planning a terrorist attack, but is found out. When he is brought home by a radical group, Hayley thinks something is amiss and that her father may have been "turned" by the enemy.
Episode 16
Sun, Apr 13, 2014 30 mins
In an effort to learn life skills, Stan forces Hayley to take a job tending bar in Roger's attic watering hole, and when Stan's boss, Bullock, turns out to be a devoted regular, Stan sees it as an opportunity to advance his career.
Episode 17
Sun, Apr 27, 2014 30 mins
Stan's newfound talent of checking out women on the sly leads to an auto accident, and a tough insurance agent threatens to rat him out to Francine. Meanwhile, after spilling wine on the new couch, Roger and Klaus come up with a far-fetched plan to keep from being caught.
Episode 18
Sun, May 4, 2014 30 mins
CIA budget cuts leave Stan out in the cold, and since his company work record is classified, his only employment opportunity is at a local grocery store that is managed by Steve. Meanwhile, Roger and an annoying coffee-shop musician engage in a wager.
Episode 19
Sun, May 11, 2014 30 mins
Hayley lands an internship with a local news station and begins working with a controversial reporter who has an interesting secret.
Episode 20
Sun, May 18, 2014 30 mins
The Season finale has heartbroken Hayley trying to get over Jeff's abduction, and meeting a millionaire who helps her deal with the tragedy, that is until Steve and Snot discover Jeff's alive and trying to make his way back to her.