Got any Desperate Housewives ...
Question: Got any Desperate Housewives scoop?Answer: John Slattery (Ed) has been cast as Gabrielle's new love interest. And Jake Cherry (no relation to Marc) has nabbed that role of Edie's son.
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More Gilmore Girls gossip, ...
Question: More Gilmore Girls gossip, please!Answer: Episode 17, "Gilmore Girls Only," is gonna more than live up to its title when Lorelai, Rory and Emily embark on a road trip to North Carolina to attend Mia's wedding. (Gratuitous exposition alert: Mia is the woman who served as a surrogate mother/grandmother to Lorelai and Rory. She's also the person who gave Lorelai her job at the Independence Inn. The role, originated by Elizabeth Franz back in Season 2, will now be played by Picket Fences' Kathy Baker.) This is also the episode when Lane finally pops out those ginormous twins.
You have the coolest job. ...
Question: You have the coolest job. Don't you just love being you?Answer: More than you'll ever know.
Congrats on another great ...
Question: Congrats on another great guest appearance. What's next?Answer: I may have a big announcement on that very subject next week.
There have been rumors ...
Question: There have been rumors swirling that Jorja Fox might not be back for Season 8 of CSI. Got any scoop on her contract status?Answer: She's in negotiations now. My guess? She'll be back.
I have a fun idea: Instead of ...
Question: I have a fun idea: Instead of asterisk quizzes, how about a cryptogram? You know, where one letter represents another letter. It would take a little more effort on your part, but I think the results would really be worth it. After all, it is all about us, right?Answer: You lost me at "take a little more effort on your part."
Congrats on your awesome ...
Question: Congrats on your awesome performance on Scrubs. You were so tremendous you almost overpowered the massive twist at the end. Can we get some general Scrubs scoop?Answer: You already know that my girl Keri Russell is doing a two-episode arc as Elliot's onetime best friend. Well, here's a fresh scoopbit hot off the AA presses: I just got a glimpse of her first script, and it mentions something about her spending 10 minutes sucking face with Zach Braff! And he calls himself a friend. All I have to say is, if he gets her pregnant, I got dibs on the ultrasound!
What the frak? No Battlestar ...
Question: What the frak? No Battlestar Galactica scoop for a month? What gives?Answer: I think I more than made up for it on Monday.
Veronica Mars! Veronica Mars! ...
Question: Veronica Mars! Veronica Mars! Veronica Mars!Answer: OK, I get the point! You want some NCIS scoop! Would you settle for something on Veronica Mars instead? Before the "Who killed Dean O'Dell" arc is up, there will be another murder.
Last Sunday's Valentine's Day ...
Question: Last Sunday's Valentine's Day episode of Brothers & Sisters was some damn awesome television, wasn't it? What's next for our favorite sibs?Answer: Awesome indeed. Best line of the episode: "This family should have a bat signal for things that good." Genius. Coming up: When word spreads that Rebecca not only exists but is back in town, Nora does a very Nora thing and invites her to a sure-to-be-disastrous family dinner. (Speaking of Rebecca, don't miss Emily VanCamp's debut this Sunday!) Meanwhile, as his feelings for Kevin deepen, Chad considers throwing those closet doors wide open.
A big glass of Smurfberry ...
Question: A big glass of Smurfberry Snapple if you tell me if my suspicions are right and it's Claire-Bear who gets killed on Heroes.Answer: Here's my dilemma: Claire isn't the one dying, but I still want that big glass of Smurfberry Snapple. I suppose I could lie and say Claire is going to die, but that seems kinda underhanded. Thoughts? Here's something to chew on whilst you mull that over: There are actually two big Heroes deaths coming up. One's on Mar. 5, the other is in the run-up to the season finale.
Do you think Dirt will be ...
Question: Do you think Dirt will be renewed for another season?Answer: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Holy House-isms! Chase is ...
Question: Holy House-isms! Chase is going to (Spoiler alert) "pop the frakkin' question (Ask Ausiello 2/7)!" What the junk?!Answer: Congrats on solving the asterisk quiz after only two weeks and countless tries! Now see if you can figure out Cameron's response: "**e ****** i* *i* ***e."
Can you give us the scoop on ...
Question: Can you give us the scoop on what kind of "answers" Lost is going to provide for viewers this season?Answer: Based on recent interviews with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, here's a list of some of the big questions that will be answered in coming weeks: * Is Claire Jack's half sister?* How'd Locke end up in a wheelchair?* What's the link between the Others and Dharma?* What's the deal with Jack's tattoos?* What's so special about Claire's baby?
Granted, I'm happy that ...
Question: Granted, I'm happy that Battlestar Galactica is continuing for a fourth season, but why only 13 episodes?Answer: The exact number of episodes is apparently in flux. "It has not been decided whether it will be 13 episodes or 22," BSG producer David Weddle told SyFy Portal. "We should have a decision on that soon." That would explain why Sci Fi, in its official pickup announcement, said BSG had been renewed for a "minimum" of 13 episodes.
I'm freaking out over last ...
Question: I'm freaking out over last week's Grey's and all the rumors about Meredith dying. There really is no Grey's Anatomy without our favorite Grey! Please talk me down from the ledge!Answer: If this week's CSI: Miami taught us anything, it's that a major character can die and still live. Now get your drama-queen ass off that ledge!
It seems like Horatio and his ...
Question: It seems like Horatio and his quick trigger finger drop at least one crook a week on CSI: Miami. Just how many have died at the hands of the good officer?Answer: I stopped counting at 759. Horatio's luck in that department is about to run out, though.
You made it seem so special ...
Question: You made it seem so special to be the owner of an Ausiello ice-cream scoop. I bragged about it. I worshipped it. But now you are giving out these scoops in Ask Ausiello like they are nothing more than metal spoons that say "Ausiello Scoop." What's up with that? I might have to take my scoop out of its display case.Answer: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I can assure you that the Ausiello Scoop you have in your possession is extremely valuable and highly collectable. But don't take my word for it. After factoring in the low edition size (250), the quality of the product (faux stainless steel) and the popularity of the subject (me), one eBay insider who asked not to be identified for fear of public ridicule quickly dubbed it "the most sought-after piece of Ausiello swag produced in the past 90 days." I apologize if I somehow cheapened the
No frakkin' way! For Papa ...
Question: No frakkin' way! For Papa Smurf’s sake, Meredith is totally going to be saved by McDreamy, right?Answer: (Spoiler alert) Actually, I'm hearing it'll be someone else who's ultimately tasked with saving Mer.
Rumors are running rampant ...
Question: Rumors are running rampant about a hookup between Danny and Jennifer on CSI: NY. Is this true? If so, what does this mean for Danny and Lindsay? Speaking of Lindsay, when's Anna Belknap scheduled to return?Answer: According to exec producer Peter M. Lenkov, "Detective Angell and Detective Messer will be working a couple of cases in the near future, and whenever you put two beautiful people together, there's bound to be chemistry. But by no means is the Danny and Lindsay relationship over." And to your second Q, Anna returned to work last week — less than a month after giving birth! Paging Gloria Allred….
I read that Harold Perrineau ...
Question: I read that Harold Perrineau has signed on for a new CBS series, and that he won't be returning to Lost because he couldn't reach an agreement with the producers. Say it ain't so! The story is a fake, right? Or is it just a ploy to make us think Michael isn’t coming back?Answer: It's not fake. Per my Lost spy, Perrineau had been in talks to return to Lost this season, but he ultimately decided against uprooting his family and moving back to Hawaii. But don't say buh-bye to Michael just yet. If his CBS pilot Demons doesn't get picked up, there's a chance he might return next season on a recurring basis. And if Demons is a go? I hear there's a contingency plan in place for that possibility as well.
I need some Office scoop — ...
Question: I need some Office scoop — whatchya know?Answer: Michael and Jan's secret love affair is exposed next week at a Dunder-Mifflin cocktail soiree.