You Can't Do That on Television Season 9 Episodes

Episode 1

Choice

30 mins

Episode 2

Chores

Tue, May 9, 198930 mins

Episode 3

Communication

Wed, May 10, 198930 mins

Episode 4

Fitness

Thu, May 11, 198925 mins

The kids exercise on a stationary bike and use the TV station's special effects to create change of scenery. While trying to stay healthy and exercise, the kids' efforts are halted by the adults. The boy escapes by going jogging with the firing squad.

Episode 5

Malfunctions

Fri, May 12, 198930 mins

Episode 6

Cleanliness

Mon, May 15, 198930 mins

Episode 7

Security

Tue, May 16, 198930 mins

Episode 8

Pollution

Wed, May 17, 198930 mins

Episode 9

Fantasy

Thu, May 18, 198930 mins

Episode 10

Time

Fri, May 19, 198930 mins

Ross tries to create a retro look for the show as far back as the 50s.

Episode 11

Mistakes

Mon, May 22, 198930 mins

Episode 12

Punishment

Tue, May 23, 198930 mins

Episode 13

Beliefs

Wed, May 24, 198930 mins

The kids start to believe that Christian is an Alien.

Episode 14

Age

Thu, May 25, 198930 mins

10 years since the show has been running, many of the show's old old cast members return and Chris fears he will be kicked off the show due to his upcoming birthday.

Episode 15

Excess

Fri, May 26, 198930 mins

Episode 16

Looking Cool

Mon, Feb 5, 199030 mins

Episode 17

Losing Things (Lost)

Tue, Feb 6, 199030 mins

Episode 18

Failure

Wed, Feb 7, 199030 mins

Ross fails to show up for work so the kids have to run the show by themselves.

Episode 19

First Times

Thu, Feb 8, 199030 mins

Ross tries to experiment some new ideas.

Episode 20

Celebrations

Fri, Feb 9, 199030 mins

Ross makes all the kids celebrate in different cultural customs to get other countries to buy the show.

Episode 21

Effort

Mon, Feb 12, 199025 mins

Nick makes an effort to remember his name is Nick, not Ted and not to get confused like he always does.

Episode 22

Sports

Tue, Feb 13, 199030 mins

Ross makes the Kids go through sports.

Episode 23

Smoking

25 mins

This episode examines the negative effects of smoking and its origin. The kids go through scenarios of what smoking can do to you and why kids shouldn't smoke. Lisa questions why those who smoke want to quit and why those who don't smoke, want to try it?

Episode 24

Generosity

Thu, Feb 15, 199030 mins

Episode 25

Embarassment

Fri, Feb 16, 199030 mins

Jill's little sister Amy joins the cast and makes it very embarrassing for Jill.