Unprotected
Former Italian Mobster Richard Cantarella turned States witness/evidence in 2011. He and his family entered the Witness Protection Program yet found the life in Pennsylvania a little too bland for their tastes. The Canterella family now find themselves out of the Witness Protection Program, living and running a car wash in Scottsdale Arizona.
- 2017-2017
- 1 season
- NBCUniversal
- Comedy, Reality
Former Italian Mobster Richard Cantarella turned States witness/evidence in 2011. He and his family entered the Witness Protection Program yet found the life in Pennsylvania a little too bland for their tastes. The Canterella family now find themselves out of the Witness Protection Program, living and running a car wash in Scottsdale Arizona.
Season 1 Episode Guide
7 Episodes 2017
Episode 1
Meet the Cantarellas
Tue, Apr 11, 2017 21 mins
After reading a not-so-great Yelp review of the family car wash, Richard and Lauretta hunt down the culprit hoping to get the review removed. Toni and Richie Jr. make a commercial in an effort to turn the wash's reputation around.
Episode 2
Paint by Numbers
Tue, Apr 18, 2017 21 mins
Richard donates one of his original paintings to Toni's school's silent auction, she stresses about her loud family attending a school event. Kim and Paulie threaten to cut off lazy Richie Jr. unless he can work full time at the wash.
Episode 3
Ghosted
Tue, Apr 25, 2017 21 mins
Kim and Paulie have a ghost - mysterious things have been happening and it's time to figure out who or what, it is - and if they can rid their lives of the unwanted spirit. Tracey spends the day with her mom seeking out a more feminine career.
Episode 4
Sex-Cuse Me?
Tue, May 2, 2017 21 mins
Lauretta goes on a sexcapade and decides to host a sex toy party, to make a little dough and spice up the romantic lives of her uptight neighbors. Paulie attempts cooking Sunday dinner for the family while Kim is occupied at Lauretta's.
Episode 5
Spying Eyes and Neighborhood Lies
Thu, May 4, 2017 21 mins
The Cantarella men stage a stakeout to catch a neighborhood vandal, while the ladies throw a block party in hopes that the neighbors will welcome Lauretta's new lawn sculpture.
Episode 6
Money on Wheels
Thu, May 4, 2017 21 mins
Tracey wants to prove to everyone that she better at the family business than Paul by turning around one of his failed endeavors, The Mobile Car Wash. Meanwhile, Richard tries to takes a day off but Lauretta has other plans.
Episode 7
69, One More Time
Thu, May 11, 2017 21 mins
Lauretta struggles to come to terms with turning 70. Richard, Paul, and Tracey plan a surprise birthday party and special gift exchange, in hopes of lifting Lauretta's spirits.