Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Jul

Mon, 4:12 pm

Springtime on a Stick(Season 8, Episode 8)
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Charlie and Alan plays matchmaker for Evelyn and try to set her up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

6
Jul

Mon, 4:40 pm

A Good Time in Central Africa(Season 8, Episode 9)
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Berta takes a few days off and Charlie falls for the woman who replaces her.

6
Jul

Mon, 5:08 pm

Ow, Ow Don't Stop(Season 8, Episode 10)
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Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison.

6
Jul

Mon, 5:36 pm

Dead from the Waist Down(Season 8, Episode 11)
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Alan gets creative with a gift for Lyndsey when he's ashamed that he can't afford an expensive present.

6
Jul

Mon, 6:00 pm

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro(Season 3, Episode 20)
IFC

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby.

6
Jul

Mon, 6:04 pm

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead(Season 8, Episode 12)
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Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman.

6
Jul

Mon, 6:30 pm

And the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21)
IFC

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

6
Jul

Mon, 6:32 pm

Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup(Season 8, Episode 13)
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Alan becomes paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start to become friends.

6
Jul

Mon, 7:00 pm

Just Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22)
IFC

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

6
Jul

Mon, 7:00 pm

Lookin' for Japanese Subs(Season 8, Episode 14)
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Charlie can't get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts.

6
Jul

Mon, 7:30 pm

Arguments for the Quickie(Season 3, Episode 23)
IFC

Part 1 of two. Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. Jennifer: Cheyenne Casebier. Theresa: Maria Tornberg. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

6
Jul

Mon, 7:30 pm

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak(Season 8, Episode 15)
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Charlie and Rose's affair continues while Alan's chiropractic business turns shady.

6
Jul

Mon, 8:00 pm

That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite(Season 3, Episode 24)
IFC

Conclusion. As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live. And Rose doesn't take the wedding news well. Leon: John Vance. Rev. Yarnell: Steven Shaw.

6
Jul

Mon, 8:30 pm

Working for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1)
IFC

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

6
Jul

Mon, 9:00 pm

Who's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2)
IFC

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

6
Jul

Mon, 9:30 pm

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress(Season 4, Episode 3)
IFC

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.

6
Jul

Mon, 10:00 pm

A Pot-Smoking Monkey(Season 4, Episode 4)
IFC

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Mich (more…)

6
Jul

Mon, 10:30 pm

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility(Season 4, Episode 5)
IFC

When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé (Ryan Stiles) get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony.

6
Jul

Mon, 11:00 pm

Apologies for the Frivolity(Season 4, Episode 6)
IFC

Charlie dates a woman (Katherine LaNasa) whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. Bobby: James Edson. Andy: Andy Pessoa. Joey: Brandon Killham.

6
Jul

Mon, 11:30 pm

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head(Season 4, Episode 7)
IFC

Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman.

7
Jul

Tue, 12:00 am

Welcome to Alancrest(Season 10, Episode 12)
IFC

Alan makes an investment in Kate's fashion line—using Walden's money. Meanwhile, Walden's double life as a poor man begins to wear on him.

7
Jul

Tue, 12:30 am

Grab a Feather and Get in Line(Season 10, Episode 13)
IFC

Walden is ready to tell Kate the truth about his identity when he and Alan go to her fashion show in New York.

7
Jul

Tue, 4:12 pm

That Darn Priest(Season 8, Episode 16)
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Alan learns Rose's secret when he meets her "husband," and Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to find time to be alone with Rose.

7
Jul

Tue, 4:40 pm

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt(Season 9, Episode 1)
PAR

In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt.

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