Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Sat Aug 18 6:00pm
Working for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) TVLAND

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

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Sat Aug 18 6:30pm
Who's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) TVLAND

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

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Sat Aug 18 7:00pm
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress(Season 4, Episode 3) TVLAND

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.

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Sat Aug 18 7:36pm
A Pot-Smoking Monkey(Season 4, Episode 4) TVLAND

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Mich (more…)

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Sat Aug 18 8:12pm
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility(Season 4, Episode 5) TVLAND

When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé (Ryan Stiles) get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony.

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Sat Aug 18 8:48pm
Apologies for the Frivolity(Season 4, Episode 6) TVLAND

Charlie dates a woman (Katherine LaNasa) whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. Bobby: James Edson. Andy: Andy Pessoa. Joey: Brandon Killham.

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Sat Aug 18 9:24pm
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head(Season 4, Episode 7) TVLAND

Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman.

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Sat Aug 18 10:00pm
Release the Dogs(Season 4, Episode 8) TVLAND

Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. Taylor: Melanie Abramoff. Kelly: Kelly King. Officer Roberts: (more…)

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Sat Aug 18 10:30pm
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour(Season 4, Episode 9) TVLAND

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Nina: Rachel Cannon. Vicki: Danielle Bisutti. Gordon: J.D. Walsh. Bobby: James Edson.

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Sun Aug 19 1:00am
Kissing Abraham Lincoln(Season 4, Episode 10) TVLAND

Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

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Sun Aug 19 1:30am
Castrating Sheep in Montana(Season 4, Episode 12) TVLAND

Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter (Sara Rue) and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. Hector: Marco Sanchez.

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Sun Aug 19 10:00pm
Don't Worry, Speed Racer(Season 4, Episode 13) TVLAND

Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb (Ryan Stiles) having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. Hiroshi: Sab Shimono.

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Sun Aug 19 10:30pm
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami(Season 4, Episode 14) TVLAND

Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas.

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Mon Aug 20 1:00am
My Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) TVLAND

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

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Mon Aug 20 1:30am
Young People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) TVLAND

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

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Mon Aug 20 12:24pm
Camel Filters and Pheromones(Season 1, Episode 12) PAR

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

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Mon Aug 20 1:00pm
Sarah Like Puny Alan(Season 1, Episode 13) PAR

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

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Mon Aug 20 1:30pm
I Can't Afford Hyenas(Season 1, Episode 14) PAR

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh.

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Mon Aug 20 2:00pm
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick(Season 1, Episode 15) PAR

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

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Mon Aug 20 2:30pm
That Was Saliva, Alan(Season 1, Episode 16) PAR

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie (Jenna Elfman), the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

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Mon Aug 20 3:00pm
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats(Season 1, Episode 17) PAR

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital. Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer. Nurse: Vernee Watson Johnson. Gonzales: Ski Car (more…)

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Mon Aug 20 3:30pm
An Old Flame With a New Wick(Season 1, Episode 18) PAR

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son. Leanne: Rebecca McFarland. Berta: Conchata Ferrel.

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Mon Aug 20 4:00pm
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun(Season 12, Episode 14) IFC

Walden and Alan get divorced, but the latter chooses a selfish parting gift that jeopardizes his relationship with Lyndsey.

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Mon Aug 20 4:30pm
Of Course He's Dead IFC

Part 1 of 2. The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper as it finally dawns on Alan that he never had proof that his brother died.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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