Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Wed Sep 19 1:00pm
The Two Finger Rule(Season 6, Episode 19) PAR

Charlie blows off steam by sharing a drunken night with Alan, Herb and his neighbor (Michael Clarke Duncan) after Chelsea discovers nude photos of another woman on his cell phone.

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Wed Sep 19 1:38pm
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau(Season 6, Episode 20) PAR

Evelyn meets Chelsea for the first time, and Charlie tries to keep them from becoming friends.

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Wed Sep 19 2:16pm
Above Exalted Cyclops(Season 6, Episode 21) PAR

Alan lets Chelsea arrange a blind date for him and her new friend, not knowing the friend is Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

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Wed Sep 19 2:54pm
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box(Season 6, Episode 22) PAR

Chelsea moves into the house, and Alan feels like he's being pushed out.

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Wed Sep 19 3:27pm
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth(Season 6, Episode 23) PAR

Alan and Chelsea bond, and their time together gives Charlie a needed break to do the things he loves doing on his own.

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Wed Sep 19 10:00pm
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag(Season 4, Episode 22) TVLAND

Charlie takes Jake to the track, where Jake comes into some serious winnings. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles. Petey: Joel Murray. Lena: Andrea Savage. Jeanie: Nadine Ellis.

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Wed Sep 19 10:30pm
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin(Season 4, Episode 23) TVLAND

A handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at the house steals Charlie's latest lover. Chloe: Rachel Cannon.

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Thu Sep 20 1:00am
Prostitutes and Gelato(Season 4, Episode 24) TVLAND

As the fourth season ends, Alan and Charlie's father issues surface when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) befriends them and takes them to Vegas on his private jet. Hugo: Mike Connors. Rapper: Ian “Blaze” Kelly. Referee: Bob Rusch. Tiffany: Jacqu (more…)

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Thu Sep 20 1:30am
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom(Season 5, Episode 1) TVLAND

Alan and Charlie do their best to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but they end up doing more harm than good. Mike: Brian Turk. Julie: Monica Young. Dr. Pranjeep: Kris Iyer.

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Thu Sep 20 1:00pm
Baseball Was Better With Steroids(Season 6, Episode 24) PAR

In the sixth-season finale, Mia comes back to town, and her return makes Charlie reconsider his feelings for Chelsea; and Alan, Charlie and Herb take Judith to the hospital when she goes into labor. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

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Thu Sep 20 1:38pm
818-jlkpuzo(Season 7, Episode 1) PAR

In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women. Eddie Van Halen has a cameo. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

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Thu Sep 20 2:16pm
Whipped Unto the Third Generation(Season 7, Episode 2) PAR

Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.

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Thu Sep 20 2:54pm
Mmm, Fish. Yum(Season 7, Episode 3) PAR

Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie. Lenore: Annie Potts.

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Thu Sep 20 3:27pm
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator(Season 7, Episode 4) PAR

Alan handles a job for his mom, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.

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Thu Sep 20 10:00pm
Media Room Slash Dungeon(Season 5, Episode 2) TVLAND

Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) behaves strangely after they have sex; and Charlie acts weird following a meeting with his mom. Margaret: Jennifer O'Dell. Mitzi: Holly King.

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Thu Sep 20 10:30pm
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo(Season 5, Episode 3) TVLAND

Having grown tired of young vacuous women, Charlie lets Alan arrange a date for him with a woman (Ming-Na Wen) his own age. Deedee: Jud Taylor. Donna: Kimberly Quinn. Luanne: J.J. Rodgers. Bailiff: Kurt Scholler.

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Fri Sep 21 1:00am
City of Great Racks(Season 5, Episode 4) TVLAND

Charlie is ready to consummate his relationship with Linda (Ming-Na Wen), but he keeps seeing the face of Rose (Melanie Lynskey) everywhere he goes. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Flight Attendant: Anna Graves.

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Fri Sep 21 1:30am
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat(Season 5, Episode 5) TVLAND

Charlie babysits Linda's 4-year-old son, and he must find ways to keep the boy entertained. Linda: Ming-Na Wen. Clinician: Ernie Grunwald. Gary: Matt McKenzie.

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Fri Sep 21 1:06pm
For the Sake of the Child(Season 7, Episode 5) PAR

When Alan and Charlie publicly humiliate Jake, he says he no longer wants to live with them.

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Fri Sep 21 1:44pm
Give Me Your Thumb(Season 7, Episode 6) PAR

Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.

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Fri Sep 21 2:22pm
Untainted by Filth(Season 7, Episode 7) PAR

Charlie and Alan wake up together...with a woman they don't recognize.

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Fri Sep 21 3:00pm
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle(Season 7, Episode 8) PAR

Chelsea's gorgeous college roommate (Tricia Helfer) comes to live at the house temporarily after a bad breakup, testing Charlie's restraint.

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Fri Sep 21 6:00pm
Winky-Dink Time(Season 5, Episode 14) IFC

Charlie and Jake go on a double date; and Charlie arranges a date with a prostitute for Alan.

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Fri Sep 21 6:30pm
Rough Night in Hump Junction(Season 5, Episode 15) IFC

Alan is afraid that Charlie's womanizing has reached a dangerous level. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. Dr. Freeman: Jane Lynch. Pepper: Anastasia Roark. Gretchen: Andrea Bogart. Sam: Barry Livingston. Fred: Clint Carmichael.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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