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Townies

  • 1996-1996
  • 1 season
  • ABC
  • Comedy

Three friends have been stuck in their East-Coast fishing community forever. No matter how badly they want to leave for the big city, something is always tying them down.

Season 1 Episode Guide

15 Episodes 1996

Episode 1

Pilot

Wed, Sep 18, 1996

Carrie, Shannon, and Denise are lifelong friends in Gloucester. Denise is marrying baby daddy Ryan. Her engaged brother Danny is coming back to town and she warns Shannon against a hookup. Kurt won't let go of his crush for Carrie.

Townies Season 1 Pilot

Episode 2

The Good Job

Wed, Sep 25, 1996

Carrie is conflicted when her mother encourages her to take a job at city hall. Meanwhile, realizing that she's dated all of the guys in town who are her own age, Shannon begins scouring a nearby college campus.

Townies Season 1 The Good Job

Episode 3

The Kiss

Wed, Oct 2, 1996

Shannon and Kurt's date gets awkward after she kisses him goodnight; Denise gets her navel pierced, which makes Jesse want to pierce his tongue.

Townies Season 1 The Kiss
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Episode 4

Dead Dogs Wag No Tails

Wed, Oct 9, 1996

Kurt gets depressed after his dog dies--though the girls are relieved that the vicious beast is finally gone; Shannon is frustrated by a bad perm; Ryan misses Denise's signals that she wants to have sex.

Townies Season 1 Dead Dogs Wag No Tails

Episode 5

Faith, Hope & Charity

Wed, Oct 23, 1996

After being pressured by Father Boyle, Carrie thinks she's getting signs from God. Meanwhile, Shannon gets a car loan and Denise presumes that she slept with the loan officer.

Episode 6

Adventures of Rebound Girl

Wed, Oct 30, 1996

Shannon becomes the town pariah when she starts dating Scott, a traffic reporter who's in the process of a divorce; Kurt moves into a dumpy apartment.

Townies Season 1 Adventures of Rebound Girl

Episode 7

Things That Go Bump in the Water

Wed, Nov 6, 1996

Carrie encourages her dad to take a job whale watching, which ends in disaster; Jesse expects everyone to remember his birthday; Ryan loses his job; and Shannon is forced to spend time alone with Scott's daughter Bethany.

Townies Season 1 Things That Go Bump in the Water

Episode 8

It's Go Time

Wed, Nov 13, 1996

Shannon takes in her little sister and is forced to confront their crazy mother, Ryan enrolls the baby in a clinical study, and Kurt writes an exposé on the town's health inspector.

Townies Season 1 It's Go Time

Episode 9

Thanksgiving

Wed, Nov 27, 1996

Shannon and Scott's romantic getaway is ruined when his ex makes him bring Bethany along; Ryan tries to sell Kurt his motorcycle; Denise ends up with too many Thanksgiving guests.

Townies Season 1 Thanksgiving

Episode 10

I'm with Stupid

Wed, Dec 4, 1996

As everyone prepares for an impending storm, Marge tries to ensure that the restaurant *is* destroyed--so she can collect the insurance. Meanwhile, Denise is accused of using her baby to get her way, and Kurt tries to compose a story for the paper.

Episode 11

Christmas

Thu, Aug 29, 1996

The girls accidentally vandalize a nativity scene, Jesse goes to see his dad, Scott gets back together with his ex just as Bethany bonds with Shannon, and Carrie literally becomes ill when her parents leave town for Christmas.

Episode 12

The Penalty Phase

Thu, Aug 29, 1996

Girls' night out entails a rowdy hockey game and an impulsive road trip to Canada. Meanwhile, Kurt worries that the motel's latest patron may be suicidal.

Townies Season 1 The Penalty Phase

Episode 13

The Six-Month Itch

Thu, Aug 29, 1996

Carrie feels remorse for sleeping with a guy she has no interest in dating; Denise can't remember who she left her baby with; Shannon frets over being broke; and Jesse picks at people's leftovers.

Townies Season 1 The Six-Month Itch

Episode 14

Things to Do in Gloucester When You Are Dead

Thu, Aug 29, 1996

Carrie is swept off her feet by a handsome man she meets at an art gallery, so Kurt retaliates by finding his own girlfriend, but he can't remember her name.

Townies Season 1 Things to Do in Gloucester When You Are Dead

Episode 15

The Life of Ryan

Thu, Aug 29, 1996

Denise decides that she's fed up with Ryan's childishness; Kurt chauffeurs Carrie back and forth from college; Shannon develops her psychic powers; and Jesse bonds with a hand puppet.

Townies Season 1 The Life of Ryan
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