Time Gentlemen Please
The Pub Landlord is a small-minded, bullet headed Little Englander whose prejudices mask a surprisingly sensitive, vulnerable and confused man. He is King of his own world but outside of the pub he is nothing. His wife and son have left him and the pub is grotty and unpopular under his patronage. Yet his few regulars stay loyal to him.
- 2000-2002
- 2 seasons
- Comedy
The Pub Landlord is a small-minded, bullet headed Little Englander whose prejudices mask a surprisingly sensitive, vulnerable and confused man. He is King of his own world but outside of the pub he is nothing. His wife and son have left him and the pub is grotty and unpopular under his patronage. Yet his few regulars stay loyal to him.
Season 2 Episode Guide
15 Episodes 2001 - 2002
Episode 0
It's a Wonderful Pint
It's been months since Janet and Steve left, and the Guv's retreated to his bedroom while Terry and the other regulars are getting fed up of Dave.
Episode 1
The Man in the Iron Cask
The Guv's back behind the bar but with crippled hands, and Steve's still missing. Then a sexy student arrives looking for a job..
Episode 2
Got the Painters In
The brewery plans to refurbish the pub. The problem is Vicky doesn't know the pub's actual name, and neither does anyone else.
Episode 3
Wishing on a Bar
Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.
Episode 4
The Harder They Crawl
It's Tony Harris' birthday, and the Guv and Terry are having a pub crawl with him to celebrate.
Episode 5
Landlord of the Giants
Leslie falls for Connie, so Lesley decides to bring a new man to the pub.
Episode 6
Beer Necessities
Connie finds herself in a dilemma when Vicky's dad wants her to take part in a nude calendar shoot.
Episode 7
Game for a Gaff
The brewery wants the pub to have a more country feel about it by changing it's food and drinks menu and having a stuffed pheasant on the bar, which to Guv's delight, a customer identifies as the exact one that belonged to Prince Albert.
Episode 8
Speed the Ploughmans
The pub's full of stress and panic - Connie's got a philosophy exam coming up, Guv's received a disturbing letter, and Terry's concerned about his lunch.
Episode 9
Optics Wide Shut
It's the night of the Barsteward's annual secret ball and Guv's uninvited but the promise of alcohol and a sex orgy proves too tempting and he decides to sneak in thanks to some help from uncle Barry.
Episode 10
Storming Up a Cook
Against Guv's wishes, Vicky hires a local celebrity chef, and she and Connie end up competing for his affections.
Episode 11
Of Mice and Mentallists
"Barman's hand" and stress finally takes it's toll on Guv, and he ends up collapsing and setting fire to the kitchen.
Episode 12
The Slopranos
A visit to Vicky's twin sister psychiatrist forces Guv to confront his inner demons.
Episode 13
This Vale of Beers
Guv's in for a shock when he discovers Gregg Thompson's turned the Queen of Hearts into a coffee house - and found God.
Episode 14
Entente Lime Cordial
Vicky tells Guv that if his "barman's hand" isn't sorted out by the end of the day he won't be allowed to run the pub anymore. Then the Frenchman who ran off with his wife turns up and reveals she's left him as well - for a German.
