Thicker Than Water
Sitcom about a squabbling brother and sister each promised a $75,000 inheritance if they agree to run the family pickle business for five years.
- 1973-1973
- 1 season
- ABC
- Comedy
Sitcom about a squabbling brother and sister each promised a $75,000 inheritance if they agree to run the family pickle business for five years.
Season 1 Episode Guide
9 Episodes 1973
Episode 1
2 for the Money
Wed, Jun 13, 1973 30 mins
Nellie calls her playboy brother Ernie to town when she learns their father is dying. The inheritance is to run the family pickle factory but the difficulty is the both detest the product.
Episode 2
In a Pickle
Wed, Jun 20, 1973 30 mins
Episode 3
The Piano Teacher
Wed, Jun 27, 1973 30 mins
Nellie has a suitor and he asks for her hand in marriage. Nellie is willing to give up cooking, cleaning, and the wash for wedded bliss but is undecided about forgoing her inheritance.
Episode 4
The Odd Father
Wed, Jul 4, 1973 30 mins
Ernie and Nellie are mystified when they carch Bert, their pickle factory manager, breaking into their house at night.
Episode 5
The Jerk Who Came to Dinner
Wed, Jul 11, 1973 30 mins
An old army pal of Ernie's come by for a meal and Nellie manages to overlook his obnoxious ways. But the visitor settles in for a longer stay and Nellie must figure out a way to dislodge her unwelcome boarder.
Episode 6
A Majority of None
Wed, Jul 18, 1973 30 mins
With their father Jonas no longer in charge Nellie and Ernie compete for president of the pickle factory. The sibling's rivalry turns fierce, forcing everyone to take sides.
Episode 7
The Return of Jake Paine
Wed, Jul 25, 1973 30 mins
Jonas has an unexpected visitor in his ne'er do well brother Jake and is thrilled. Ernie and Nellie are less than excited as they see their father's will be altered to include a third relation.
Episode 8
Save This Kid
Wed, Aug 1, 1973 30 mins
Nellies catches a young man stealing her car and has him arrested. Brother Ernie, for reasons of his own, pleads with Nellie not to press charges and give the criminally challenged kid a second chance.
Episode 9
The Mourning After
Wed, Aug 8, 1973 30 mins
Ernie reluctantly takes over the care of father Jonas from his sister for the evening. Walter plays matchmaker for his friend Robert and thinks Nellie would be perfect for his buddy