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The Wackiest Ship in the Army

  • 1965-1966
  • 1 season
  • Columbia TriStar Domestic Television
  • Action & Adventure, Comedy

In the spring of 1942, the New Zealand government presents the U.S. a 70-year-old wooden twin-masted schooner. The US military decides to use the ship to place spies ashore behind Japanese lines. While underway, the ship is commanded by Lieutenant Rip Riddle of the US Navy; while in port, the ship is commanded by Major Simon Butcher of the US Army which leads to many disputes between the two men.

Season 1 Episode Guide

29 Episodes 1965 - 1966

Episode 1

Shakedown

Sun, Sep 19, 1965 60 mins

Episode 2

The Sisters

Sun, Sep 26, 1965 60 mins

Episode 3

Goldbrickers

Sun, Oct 3, 1965 60 mins

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Episode 4

The Day the Crew Paced the Deck

Sun, Oct 10, 1965 30 mins

Episode 5

The Colonel and the Geisha

Sun, Oct 17, 1965 30 mins

Episode 6

Bottoms Up

Sun, Oct 24, 1965 30 mins

Episode 7

The Stowaway

Sun, Oct 31, 1965 30 mins

An ambitious newspaperwoman is intrigued by the Navy having a schooner such as the Kiwi and so stows away on their next mission. The Captain is ticked off and so he and Major Butcher strand her with friendly natives while they complete their dangerous mission. All goes well until they find out the island has been occupied by the Japanese in their absence.

The Wackiest Ship in the Army Season 1 The Stowaway

Episode 8

Boomer McKye

Sun, Nov 7, 1965 30 mins

Episode 9

Vive La Kiwi

Sun, Nov 14, 1965 30 mins

Episode 10

The Lady and the Luluai

Sun, Nov 21, 1965 30 mins

Episode 11

A Shade of Kaiser Bill

Sun, Nov 28, 1965 30 mins

Episode 12

....And Tyler, Too

Sun, Dec 5, 1965 60 mins

Pharmacist's Mate Tyler who has been drafted to act as the Kiwi's cook overhears the crew talking about about what a terrible cook he is and so requests a transfer. When he gets the transfer he is re-assigned to a lab as a janitor and so feels even worse. Meanwhile the crew is having difficulty replacing him and also begin to terribly miss their old shipmate and try to get him back.

Episode 13

Last Path to Garcia

Sun, Dec 12, 1965 30 mins

Episode 14

I'm Dreaming of a Wide Isthmus

Sun, Dec 19, 1965 30 mins

Episode 15

The Lamb Who Hunted Wolves: Part 1

Sun, Jan 2, 1966 60 mins

1942, just after the fall of Corregidor, a group of American POWs plan a desperate escape. One of their number gets away to alert the U.S. Military of the POWs location. The Kiwi is assigned to get them out. Going on the mission is a nurse volunteer to treat the sick and dying men. She has a chip on her shoulder and a secret reason why she volunteered. Along the way she saves the life of a Japanese Officer which wins her no friends on the Kiwi.

Episode 16

The Lamb Who Hunted Wolves: Part 2

Sun, Jan 9, 1966 60 mins

A continuation from part 1. a team from the Kiwi makes contact with the prisoners but are then trapped when their escape route fails. They must try to remain undiscovered by the Japanese. A problem since that Japanese Officer who life was saved in Part 1 and knows the Kiwi crew and nurse by their faces, is now the temporary commander of the POW camp where they are trapped.

Episode 17

What Is Honor - A Word?

Sun, Jan 16, 1966 30 mins

Episode 18

Hail the Chief

Sun, Jan 30, 1966 30 mins

Episode 19

Liberty Was a Lady

Sun, Feb 6, 1966 30 mins

Rip Riddle gets a long awaited leave when the ship is docked in Brisbane, Australia. What he doesn't expect is to fall in love with a local, civil defense volunteer Terry Smith.

Episode 20

My Father's Keeper

Sun, Feb 13, 1966 30 mins

Episode 21

Brother Love

Sun, Feb 20, 1966 60 mins

Episode 22

And Two If by Sea

Sun, Feb 27, 1966 30 mins

Episode 23

The Ghost of Lord Nelson-San

Sun, Mar 6, 1966 60 mins

The crew transports a beautiful charming, French spy to be tried at the next port.

Episode 24

Voyage to Never Never

Sun, Mar 13, 1966 30 mins

Episode 25

Girl in the Polka-Dot Swimsuit

Sun, Mar 20, 1966 30 mins

Episode 26

Chinese Checkers

Sun, Mar 27, 1966 30 mins

Episode 27

My Island

Sun, Apr 3, 1966 60 mins

Episode 28

Fun Has More Blondes

Sun, Apr 10, 1966 60 mins

The Japanese have captured three American WACs, one of whom is an Intelligence Officer with vital information on a planned operation. Intelligence has sent an assassin to eliminate her but he too does not know which of the three is the target. Major Butcher counter-proposes a rescue mission to get the women out of Japanese hands before they are handed over to the interrogators.

Episode 29

Routine Assignment

Sun, Apr 17, 1966 60 mins

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