The Telegoons
The Telegoons is a comedy puppet show, adapted from the highly successful BBC radio comedy show of the 1950s,
- 1963-1964
- 2 seasons
- Family, Comedy
The Telegoons is a comedy puppet show, adapted from the highly successful BBC radio comedy show of the 1950s,
Season 2 Episode Guide
15 Episodes 1964
Episode 1
Scradge
Britain's Scradge expedition seeks new deposits in Egypt before all the boots in Britain explode.
Episode 2
The Booted Gorilla
Determined to catch the Booted Gorilla, Ned Seagoon sets a trap in the form of Henry Crun's shoe repair shop.
Episode 3
The Underwater Mountain
Determined to play his saxophone on the highest mountain peak in the world and win £10,000, Ned Seagoon attempts to conquer Mount Fred - a mountain higher than Mount Everest, but underwater.
Episode 4
The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea
Inspector Ned Seagoon investigates a reign of terror in Bexhill-on-Sea.
Episode 5
Tales of Old Dartmoor
How Dartmoor prison was sunk in a sea battle with the French Chateau d'If.
Episode 6
Lurgi Strikes Britain
A mysterious disease (the dreaded Lurgi) invades Britain.
Episode 7
Captain Seagoon R.N.
Ned Seagoon, British naval commander, succeeds in blowing up his own ship.
Episode 8
The First Albert Memorial to the Moon
Professor Ned Seagoon fits rockets to one of London's most famous monuments and launches it into space.
Episode 9
The Whistling Spy Enigma
Military Intelligence orders Ned Seagoon to mine the boots of the Hungarian football team.
Episode 10
Tales of Montmartre
The Eiffel Tower is really a replica, thanks to Neddie Toulouse, who set fire to the original.
Episode 11
The Africa Ship Canal
Ned Seagoon wins a government contract to dig a new trans-Africa canal.
Episode 12
The Affair of the Lone Banana
In a South American republic a lone banana tree stands in the grounds of the British Embassy.
Episode 13
The Nadger Plague
Lord Seagoon tries to escape the dreaded Nadger plague, only to end up as an 8-day chiming clock on a mantle piece.
Episode 14
The Siege of Fort Knight
The struggle at Fort Knight in the foothills of Wadi-El-Yu-Want, where the defenders have ample food, but nothing to cook it on.
Episode 15
The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu
Fred Fu-Manchu becomes undisputed world saxophone champion.