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The Parkers

  • 1999-2023
  • 5 seasons
  • UPN
  • Comedy
  • TV-PG

Mother and daughter Nikki and Kim Parker both attend Santa Monica College. Nikki dropped out of school when she got pregnant with Kim, but now, as Kim prepares to head to college, Nikki decides that it's her turn to finish getting her education.

Season 5 Episode Guide

19 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

Til Death Do Us Part-And Make It Soon

Mon, Sep 15, 2003 19 mins

Nikki sneaks aboard the professor's yacht and discovers his wife is plotting to murder him.

Episode 2

Squatter's Rights

Mon, Sep 22, 2003 19 mins

Back from his honeymoon, Stanley receives a letter stating he will not inherit as much as he thought. He tries to move back into his apartment, but he is told it is occupied.

Episode 3

A Plot of View

Mon, Sep 29, 2003

Nikki tries to buy a cemetery plot for her and Stanley; Stevie and T invite a new singer into the group but realize she is trying to steal the spotlight.

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Episode 4

Mama, I'm Back

Mon, Oct 6, 2003 19 mins

Kim returns to town to find Nikki has rented out her room; T convinces Stanley to join a pyramid scheme.

Episode 5

The Accidental Therapist

Mon, Oct 13, 2003 19 mins

Nikki blackmails Stanley into attending couple's therapy with her.

Episode 6

The Mack Is Like Wo!

Mon, Oct 20, 2003 19 mins

Stanley goes on a dating show to meet women and Nikki follows him; Kim, Stevie, and T open their own smoothie cart.

Episode 7

Kimmie Has Two Moms

Mon, Nov 3, 2003 19 mins

T enlists Stanley's help in dating a refined woman; hoping ti win prizes, Andell and Stevie tag along with Nikki and Kim, who are set to appear on a talk show.

Episode 8

I Never Rapped for My Father

Mon, Nov 10, 2003 19 mins

T's father comes to town and tries to take over Freestyle Unity. Nikki and Andell give Andell's country cousin, Lurlene, a makeover, but it presents a problem when she catches Stanley's eye.

Episode 9

Foul Ball

Mon, Nov 17, 2003 19 mins

Former major league baseball star Eric Davis plays himself as Nikki, Kim, and Stevie enlist a ringer to win an annual softball game against Professor Oglevee and T's rival team. One hundredth episode.

Episode 10

Cheaters Never Prosper

Mon, Nov 24, 2003 19 mins

Nikki becomes Stanley's teacher's assistant and tries to prove a student is cheating; Kim, Stevie, T, Regina, and Freddie are forced to stay in a room for 72 hours in order to win $5,000.

Episode 11

Out with the Old, in with the New

Mon, Dec 15, 2003

Stevie meets her mother's new boyfriend, who shows an overriding interest in his girlfriend's daughter; Nikki holds a garage sale and Oglevee senses a chance to strike it rich.

Episode 12

School of Hard Knocks

Mon, Jan 12, 2004 19 mins

Nikki finds herself in competition with classmate Andell for Oglevee's affections; Kim gets a job at a radio station, but tensions rise when popular DJs Tone and Shag both want to date her.

Episode 13

Can Two Wrongs Make a Right?

Mon, Feb 9, 2004 19 mins

Nikki has an interview with a scholarship program, but the interviewer arrives one day early during Nikki's girls' night; Stanley pretends to be a single father in order to land a date.

Episode 14

She's Positive

Mon, Feb 16, 2004 19 mins

T meets a woman who is H.I.V. positive; Nikki caters a dinner party for the professor, where his guests turn out to be racist.

Episode 15

Judge Not a Book

Mon, Feb 23, 2004 19 mins

Nikki writes a book portraying Stanley to be an amazing lover; Kim gets a well-paying job where she has to cater to the needs of a tyrant boss.

Episode 16

Practice What You Preach

Mon, Mar 1, 2004 19 mins

Nikki throws a naughty girl party for her visiting friend, Karla, who turns out to be a minister.

Episode 17

Could It Be You

Mon, Apr 26, 2004 19 mins

Andell sets up Nikki and Johnnie to get Nikki out of the house; Woody and Stanley become roommates.

Episode 18

A Little Change Never Hurt Anybody

Mon, May 3, 2004

Kim learns she is unable to graduate; Professor Oglevee is offered a position at another university; Nikki worries about her relationship with Johnnie.

Episode 19

At Last

Mon, May 10, 2004 19 mins

When Nikki's boyfriend proposes, Stanley has some surprising feelings about the matter.

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