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The Osbournes Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

20 Episodes 2004 - 2005

Episode 1

The Show Must Go On

Tue, Jan 27, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy appears on Sharon's talk show in an unexpected capacity.

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Episode 2

Car Jacked

Tue, Feb 3, 2004 30 mins

Jack turns 18 and gets a new BMW SUV from his parents. Now all he has to do is learn to drive and get his license.

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Episode 3

Rebel Without an Ozz

Tue, Feb 10, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy gets a brand new motorcycle, but not the key to start it. Meanwhile, DMX is late for his appearance on "The Sharon Osbourne Show," leaving Sharon's producer cranky.

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Episode 4

Return of the Ring

Tue, Feb 17, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy loses his diamond pinky ring, and Sharon goes shopping for jewelry and Bentleys. Also: Colin the dog gets neutered after trying to seduce a photographer's leg.

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Episode 5

The Accidental Tourist

Tue, Feb 24, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy and Kelly duet on "Top of the Pops" in England, where Ozzy battles stage fright and disapproves of Kelly's boyfriend, Rob, and the skull tattoo on his bald head.

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Episode 6

The English Patient

Tue, Apr 6, 2004 30 mins

The aftermath of Ozzy's ATV accident, which occurred in December 2003 on the grounds of his English estate.

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Episode 7

Scent of a Woman

Tue, Apr 13, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy mulls a hair color change and Kelly won't shower. Also: Ozzy gets offered the Eternal Canadian Youth Award.

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Episode 8

Pain in the Neck

Tue, Apr 20, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy's frustrated by the neck brace he has to wear since his ATV accident and fears he's getting fat.

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Episode 9

Ozzy Knows Best

Tue, Apr 27, 2004 30 mins

Ozzy tries to get Kelly to stop wearing such revealing clothes, and gets fed up with Jack's dog Colin's aggressive behavior.

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Episode 10

Valentine Daze

Tue, May 4, 2004 30 mins

Kelly has relationship drama, more than Ozzy, Sharon and Jack know; Sharon makes the mistake of decorating Ozzy's studio.

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Episode 11

Sleepless in Beverly Hills

Mon, Jan 17, 2005 30 mins

Ozzy undergoes sleep tests to get to the root of his insomnia.

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Episode 12

Have Ozz Will Travel

Mon, Jan 24, 2005 30 mins

The family debates where to go for a vacation. Once they settle on a locale, Kelly learns that she can't go because she's been cast in a TV pilot.

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Episode 13

Hawaii Five Oz

Mon, Jan 31, 2005 30 mins

In Hawaii on vacation, Ozzy and Sharon take a dislike to Jack's friends.

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Episode 14

Kelly Interrupted

Mon, Feb 7, 2005 30 mins

Kelly gets a lip ring, and the family worries that she's on drugs.

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Episode 15

28 Days Later

Mon, Feb 14, 2005 30 mins

Kelly has a hard time in drug rehabilitation and stays out all night the first night after she leaves the center.

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Episode 16

Charity Case

Mon, Feb 21, 2005 30 mins

Sir Elton John stops by, plays piano and takes the family shopping.

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Episode 17

Number One Fan

Mon, Feb 28, 2005 30 mins

Sharon auctions off a day with the Osbournes to benefit the children of Uganda; and the young woman who paid $20,000 for that day collects her prize.

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Episode 18

Lozt in Translation

Mon, Mar 7, 2005 30 mins

The Osbournes travel to Japan so Ozzy can receive a lifetime-achievement award and Kelly can promote her album.

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Episode 19

The Show Must Go Off!

Mon, Mar 14, 2005 30 mins

"The Sharon Osbourne Show" is canceled, and Sharon tapes the final episode then packs her things and leaves the studio.

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Episode 20

A Farewell to Ozz

Mon, Mar 21, 2005 30 mins

The series finale finds the Osbournes submitting to family therapy to address some of their issues, which are illustrated by clips from past episodes.

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