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The Love Boat Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 1983 - 1984
Episode 1
Bricker's Boy; Lotions of Love; The Hustlers
Sat, Oct 8, 1983 60 mins
The professional escort of an older woman (Vera Miles) dallies with a young woman (Constance Forslund); an advertising whiz tries to impress his best client despite putdowns from her daughter. Chuck Connors, Brodie Greer, Evelyn Keyes, Lydia Cornell.
Episode 2
Prisoner of Love; Youth Takes a Holiday; Don't Leave Home Without It
Sat, Oct 15, 1983 60 mins
An Army captain (Beth Howland) sets her sights on Gopher; a married couple (Charlotte Rae, Louis Nye) meet up with two swingers (Jamie Farr, Heather Locklear). Glenn Scarpelli, Cornel Wilde, Gloria De Haven.
Episode 3
Rhino of the Year; One Last Time; For Love or Money
Sat, Oct 22, 1983 60 mins
A divorcing couple (Stella Stevens, Kevin McCarthy) decide they'll go another round before the final papers come; a do-gooder (Paul Kreppel) hires a sex therapist (Donna Pescow) to help an impotent friend (Paul Sand). Mike Douglas, Chuck McCann.
Episode 4
Friend of the Family; Affair on Demand; Just Another Pretty Face
Sat, Oct 29, 1983 60 mins
A man cons his wife (Florence Henderson) into insisting he have an affair; a man (Clint Walker) orders an end to the romance between his daughter (Deborah Shelton) and his best friend (Robert Reed). Kim Lankford, Fred Grandy, Cathryn Damon, Deanna Olivier.
Episode 5
Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide; The Captain and the Geisha; The Lottery Winner; The Emperor's Fortune
Sat, Nov 5, 1983 60 mins
Part 1of two. On a Japanese junket, a teacher (Mariette Hartley) impersonates a geisha to stay near the Captain; lottery winners carry their rags-to-riches routine to comic heights; a girl and her mother (Nancy Morgan, Jean Marsh) fall in love with two strangers (John Ritter, Harvey Korman). Filmed in Tokyo, Kyoto and Kobe.
Episode 6
Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide; The Captain and the Geisha; The Lottery Winner; The Emperor's Fortune
Sat, Nov 5, 1983 60 mins
Conclusion. On a Japanese junket, a teacher (Mariette Hartley) impersonates a geisha to stay near the Captain; lottery winners carry their rags-to-riches routine to comic heights; a girl and her mother (Nancy Morgan, Jean Marsh) fall in love with two strangers (John Ritter, Harvey Korman). Filmed in Tokyo, Kyoto and Kobe.
Episode 7
Long Time No See; The Bear Essence; Kisses and Makeup
Sat, Nov 12, 1983 60 mins
A carnival owner (Howard Keel) gets mixed messages from a woman (Jan Smithers); a comedy duo (Michael Lembeck, Christopher Mayer) falls for the same woman.
Episode 8
Julie and the Bachelor; Intensive Care; Set-up for Romance
Sat, Nov 19, 1983 60 mins
An executive (Mark Harmon) is entangled in an affair between his co-worker (Cristina Raines) and their boss; Doc and Gopher are smitten by a pretty nurse (Patricia Carr) but her invalid charge (Tom Bosley) interferes. Penny Fuller, Engelbert Humperdinck, Bernie Kopell.
Episode 9
The Reluctant Father; Don't Take My Wife Please; The Worlds Greatest Kisser; Mata
Sat, Nov 26, 1983 60 mins
A jilted fiancé hires a Mata Hari (Elaine Joyce) to find the crew member that ruined his wedding plans; a junior executive (Parker Stevenson) suffers in silence while his boss (David Doyle) lusts after his bride. William Christopher, Danielle Brisebois.
Episode 10
The Prize Winner; Dee Dee's Dilemma; Julie's Blind Date
Sat, Dec 3, 1983 60 mins
An author (Tom Poston) is blackmailed by his secretary; a father and son (Geoffrey Scott, Clark Brandon) unwittingly fall for the same woman (Markie Post). Abby Dalton, Walter Olkewicz, Don Gordon.
Episode 11
The Misunderstanding; Love Below Decks; The End Is Near
Sat, Dec 10, 1983 60 mins
A retired actress (Claire Trevor) seeks help from her son-in-law in effecting a reconciliation with her daughter (Morgan Brittany); a widow (Arlene Dahl) is attracted to the ship's engineer (Vic Tayback). Captain: Gavin MacLeod.
Episode 12
Last Case; Looking for Mr. Wilson; Love on Strike
Sat, Dec 17, 1983 60 mins
A detective (John Hillerman) traveling with his secretary investigates the case of a vanished passenger; an engaged couple (Wendy Schaal, Grant Goodeve) is harassed by his jilted fiancée (Didi Conn). Jeannie Wilson, R.J. Williams, Claude Akins.
Episode 13
No More Alimony; How Do I Love Thee?; Authoress, Authoress
Sat, Jan 7, 1984 60 mins
A man bound by alimony wants to make sure his ex (Michelle Phillips) goes through with her marriage; Julie's Aunt Sylvia and her pal Betsy try to interest a publisher in Betsy's memoirs. Carol Channing, Betty White, Cesar Romero, Rue McClanahan, Dick Van Patten.
Episode 14
The Buck Stops Here; For Better or Worse; Bet on It
Sat, Jan 14, 1984 60 mins
A gambling cruise for charity proves a chancy thing for a teacher (McLean Stevenson), two honeymooners (Shea Farrell, Leah Ayres), and the drive chairwoman (Celeste Holm). Richard Jaeckel, Antony Ponzini, Jo Ann Pflug, Gavin MacLeod.
Episode 15
Aunt Emma I Love You; The First Romance; Hoopla
Sat, Jan 21, 1984 60 mins
Bound for an exhibition game, the Harlem Globetrotters become wary of their promoter (Darrow Igus); a painting ruins a second honeymoon. Rose Marie, Sid Caesar, Philip McKeon, Irena Ferris, Bert Convy. Julie: Lauren Tewes.
Episode 16
Ace in the Hole; Uncle Joey's Song; Father in the Cradle
Sat, Jan 28, 1984 60 mins
May-December newlyweds (Dean Paul Martin, Lee Meriwether) face strong resentment from the woman's son; a former kiddie-show host (Barnard Hughes) tries to cheer a youngster who lost his father. K.C. Winkler, Julie Ronnie.
Episode 17
Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace; Shop Ahoy; Double Date; The Hong Kong Affair; Two Tales of a City
Sat, Feb 4, 1984 60 mins
Part 1 of 2. On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) romances a woman, until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers (Leigh McCloskey, Lee Majors II) date Julie and Vicki; a compulsive shopper (Brenda Vaccaro) is offered $25,000 by her husband (Herb Edelman) if she'll resist temptation during the trip. Yvette Mimieux.
Episode 18
Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace; Shop Ahoy; Double Date; The Hong Kong Affair; Two Tales of a City
Sat, Feb 4, 1984 60 mins
Conclusion. On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) romances a woman, until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers (Leigh McCloskey, Lee Majors II) date Julie and Vicki; a compulsive shopper (Brenda Vaccaro) is offered $25,000 by her husband (Herb Edelman) if she'll resist temptation during the trip. Yvette Mimieux.
Episode 19
Ace's Valet; Mother Comes First; Hit or Miss America
Sat, Feb 25, 1984 60 mins
Ace's parents send the butler to care for him; a woman (Audrey Landers) refuses to enjoy herself until her mother (Marian Mercer) is set up with a man. Other passengers include Miss America winners Vanessa Williams (1984),Nancy Fleming (1961), Marian McKnight (1957) and Jean Bartel (1943).
Episode 20
Baby Makers; Love Is Blind; The Lady and the Maid
Sat, Mar 3, 1984 60 mins
Luise Rainer has a dual role as a ship's maid and the twin she's resented for 40 years; a couple (Kin Shriner, Jenilee Harrison) takes a scientific approach to conception. LeVar Burton, Shari Belafonte-Harper.
Episode 21
Side by Side; A Fish out of Water; Rub Me Tender
Sat, Mar 10, 1984 60 mins
A boy who thinks his grandmother (Glynis Johns) is terminally ill will do anything to ensure her happiness; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) who's uncomfortable around women falls in love with a mermaid (Mary Crosby). Dorie: Mandy Perryment. Mary: Nita Talbot.
Episode 22
A Rose Is Not a Rose; Novelties; Too Rich and Too Thin
Sat, Mar 17, 1984 60 mins
A man (Rich Little) impersonating a female singer gets double trouble when a passenger falls for the singer and Julie falls for him; a novelty salesman (Don Adams) has difficulty separating business from pleasure. Jaime Lyn Bauer, Arte Johnson.
Episode 23
The Dreamboat; The Parents; Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet; The Importance of Being Johnny; Julie and the Producer
Sat, May 5, 1984 60 mins
Part 1 of 2. A movie director (Ben Vereen) filming a musical aboard the ship tries to keep his star (Juliet Prowse) happy at Doc's expense; Julie is pursued by the lookalike brother (Dean Jones) of a man she almost married; the Captain falls for the mother (Alexis Smith) of a self-doubting rock star (Jimmy Osmond) on his first acting job.
Episode 24
The Dreamboat; The Parents; Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet; The Importance of Being Johnny; Julie and the Producer
Sat, May 5, 1984 60 mins
Conclusion. A movie director (Ben Vereen) filming a musical aboard the ship tries to keep his star (Juliet Prowse) happy at Doc's expense; Julie is pursued by the lookalike brother (Dean Jones) of a man she almost married; the Captain falls for the mother (Alexis Smith) of a self-doubting rock star (Jimmy Osmond) on his first acting job.
Episode 25
Best Ex-Friends; All the Congressman's Women; Three Faces of Love
Sat, May 12, 1984 60 mins
Isaac is taken with the new barmaid (Eugenia Wright); a movie makeup man tests his fiancé's fidelity; a congressman's plans to marry his campaign manager (Phyllis Davis) upset his daughter (Tori Spelling). Blake Gibson: Sam Groom.