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The Drew Carey Show Season 8 Episodes
Season 8 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Revenge of the Doormat
Mon, Sep 9, 2002 30 mins
Drew takes in an unemployed high-school pal (Cynthia Watros) while jockeying for a job of his own at the newly reorganized Winfred-Louder. Meanwhile, Kate decides to drastically alter her travel plans in New York. Tina: Amanda Wyss. Evan: Kyle Howard. Scott: Jonathan Mangum. Lewis: Ryan Stiles.
Episode 2
Kate's Wedding
Mon, Sep 16, 2002 30 mins
Drew pulls out all the stops to stop Kate from walking down the aisle with her military beau (Cameron Mathison)---and out of his life for good. Father Seymour: John Ingle. Tim: Tim O'Rourke. Kellie: Cynthia Watros. Nicki: Kate Walsh.
Episode 3
Eyes Wide Open
Mon, Sep 23, 2002 30 mins
Recurring dreams of Kate force a heartbroken Drew to forego sleep, until Mimi offers him a surefire way to get over being dumped. Meanwhile, Lewis (Ryan Stiles) finds some unsettling common ground with Nicki after taking her out on a pity date. Evan: Kyle Howard. Kellie: Cynthia Watros. Scott: Jonathan Mangum. Tony: Bill Cobbs. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson.
Episode 4
Drew and the Life-Size Jim Thome Cut-Out
Mon, Sep 30, 2002 30 mins
Hoping to impress the guys, Kellie (Cynthia Watros) unleashes her inner idiot and winds up with some stolen goods and the cops in pursuit. Meanwhile, Drew puts down the deposit on his wedding without knowing who he's going to marry. Jeremy: Paul Benedict. Traylor: Caitlin Olson. Lewis: Ryan Stiles.
Episode 5
Hickory Dickory...Double-Date
Mon, Oct 7, 2002 30 mins
Drew persuades Kellie to tag along on his date with a possible future bride (Ion Overman), only to set off her old feelings for him from high school. Meanwhile, Oswald hires a professional (Henry Rollins) to rough him up after accidentally disfiguring his own mother. Kellie: Cynthia Watros. Rand: Dublin James. Bonnie: Amy Farrington.
Episode 6
Mama Told Me I Should Come
Mon, Oct 21, 2002 30 mins
Drew's love life gets a little nutty after his mom introduces him to a woman (Kristin Dattilo) with a thing for dressing up like a giant squirrel. Meanwhile, Oswald's semi-psychic abilities have Mimi seeing green at the race track. Steve: John Carroll Lynch. Kellie: Cynthia Watros. Oswald: Diedrich Bader.
Episode 7
Family Affair
Fri, Nov 8, 2002 30 mins
Drew's shot at dating a sexy co-worker goes foul after he's forced to take Steve's boozy mistress (Jeannetta Arnette) to a staff party. Karen: Suzanne Cryer. Evan: Kyle Howard. Josh: Jonathan Mangum. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson. Gerald: Richard Warton.
Episode 8
Chemistry, Schmemistry
Fri, Nov 8, 2002 30 mins
The Goo Goo Dolls perform in an episode that finds Drew hiring an ex-coworker-turned-matchmaker (Ian Gomez) to find him a wife. Robin: Lori Loughlin. Tony: Bill Cobbs. Sheila: Leah Mangum. Dawn: A.J. Langer.
Episode 9
The Dawn Patrol
Fri, Nov 15, 2002 30 mins
Conclusion. Drew's whirlwind romance with the stranger (A.J. Langer) he met on the bus stops short after her many exes crash their love nest. Lewis: Ryan Stiles. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 10
Drew's Girl Friday
Fri, Nov 29, 2002 30 mins
Drew hires a teen geek (Lacey Chabert) to tutor him before his bosses at the Website realize that he has zero techno know-how. Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald take in Steve but are soon ready to throw him out after his overly emotional nature brings out their inner meanies. Jake: Samm Levine. Deejay: Todd Duffey. Scott: Jonathan Mangum. Evan: Kyle Howard. Steve: John Carroll Lynch.
Episode 11
Drew Tries Hot Salsa
Fri, Dec 6, 2002 30 mins
A jealous Kellie gets hot under the collar after realizing that Drew is hot for his sexy salsa instructor (Roselyn Sanchez). But when Carey connects the dots, his next smooth move proves to be a little too late. Meanwhile, the guys at work fear the perverse power of Mimi's painting skills. Daryl: Jamie Denton. Evan: Kyle Howard. Scott: Jonathan Mangum.
Episode 12
The Man in the Iron Chair
Fri, Dec 20, 2002 30 mins
Drew's clumsy efforts to keep Kellie away from her ex, who must use a wheelchair since the auto accident, only serve to put the guy in more pain and the pair in closer quarters. Mimi: Kathy Kinney. Kellie: Cynthia Watros. Steve: John Carroll Lynch. Lewis: Ryan Stiles.
Episode 13
Drew Takes a Guilt Trip
Fri, Jan 10, 2003 30 mins
Drew lands Oswald a job at the Web site, only to have his buddy lose the gig by breaking the one instrument that runs the whole place. Meanwhile, Mimi attempts to make amends after making an attempt on Traylor's life. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson. Scott: Jonathan Mangum. Evan: Kyle Howard.
Episode 14
Blecch Sunday
Fri, Jan 24, 2003 30 mins
Drew's bosses get more than they bargain for when they cast him in their live Super Bowl ad, unaware of his sickening camera shyness. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson. Larry: Ian Gomez. Derek: Greg Proops. Evan:Kyle Howard.
Episode 15
Turkeyspotting
Wed, Jun 25, 2003 30 mins
A party for skinny singles drives Drew to try an extreme crash diet that brings his search for the perfect woman crashing down. Susie: Denise Faye. Waiter: Tim Beggy. Larry: Ian Gomez. Traylor: Caitlin Olson.
Episode 16
Suddenly, No Summer
Wed, Jun 25, 2003 30 mins
The gang talks Drew into skipping work for a dream trip to Florida that becomes a nightmare after Carey's guilt gets the best of him. Meanwhile, Mimi takes Traylor to task over the differences between looking good and feeling good. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson. Evan: Kyle Howard. Tiffany: Antare Davis.
Episode 17
What's Love Got to Do with It?
Wed, Jul 2, 2003 30 mins
Kellie's shot at winning a karaoke contest hits a sour note after Drew bullies his way into her act in hopes of going for the gold himself. D.J.: Jim Wise. Madison: Emma Hunton. Phyllis: Chase Winton. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 18
Two Girls for Every Boy
Wed, Jul 2, 2003 30 mins
Drew faces his stiffest competition in the game of love after he and a lesbian friend (Amy Pietz) fall for the same woman (Melanie Deanne Moore). Meanwhile, Steve pulls out all the stops to stop Mimi from punishing him for cheating on her. Kevin: Alan Lightner. Rev. Henderson: Ben Murphy.
Episode 19
Two Days of the Condo
Wed, Jul 9, 2003 30 mins
Drew and Kellie (Cynthia Watros) pose as a man and wife to win a stay at a time-share condo, where romantic tensions arise when the manager makes his move on Drew's "Mrs." Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald blow their chances to stay at Casa Carey ever again. Tina: Molly Bryant. Ted: Geoff Pierson. Man: Johnny Walker.
Episode 20
Lewis You Can Drive My Car
Wed, Jul 9, 2003 30 mins
Lewis becomes a royal pain in the chasis after he tricks Drew into giving him the run-down but respectable Rolls Royce he won as a bonus at work. Evan: Kyle Howard. Tony: Bill Cobbs. Burt: Murray Rubin. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 21
A Speedy Recovery
Wed, Jul 16, 2003 30 mins
Drew makes a dog of a deal to impress a young lady (Robyn Lively) after her dying grandmother (Kathryn Joosten) takes a shine to Speedy. But the situation really bites once Drew realizes that his mutt isn't coming home. Meanwhile, Oswald has a too-close encounter with Traylor (Kaitlin Olson). Nurse: Virginia Hamilton.
Episode 22
A Means to an End
Wed, Jul 16, 2003 30 mins
Lewis and Oswald wage a prank war against Drew after finding their Christmas gifts to him on sale at a thrift shop. But things go too far when they call in a Russian animal doctor to treat their buddy's most sensitive side. Tony: Bill Cobbs. Evan: Kyle Howard. Kreschek: Charles Fleischer. Newell: Cynthia Lamontagne.
Episode 23
Drew Answers the Belle
Wed, Jul 23, 2003 30 mins
After the guys slap Drew's face on Buzz Beer in an effort to find him a bride, a sassy Southern belle (Tammy Lauren) comes a callin'. But when the pair meet up in New Orleans, will they click? Debbie: Jodi Harris. Mindy: Iris Bahr. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 24
What Screams May Come
Wed, Jul 23, 2003 30 mins
Lily's night terrors leave a mark on Drew, who's afraid she'll leave him if he complains about being beaten in his sleep. Meanwhile, Mimi leads Lily to think that her bruised beau is secretly into rough stuff in the bedroom. Lily: Tammy Lauren. Scott: Jonathan Mangum. Evan: Kyle Howard. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 25
Love Is in the Air
Wed, Aug 20, 2003 30 mins
Drew proposes to Lily (Tammy Lauren), whose response forces him to rethink his wedding-day deadline. Meanwhile, Mimi uses Kellie to flirt a teacher into taking on King Gus at his chi-chi school. Kellie: Cynthia Watros.
Episode 26
The Bataan Wedding March
Wed, Aug 27, 2003 30 mins
Lily prepares for the wedding after accepting Drew's marriage proposal.