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The Drew Carey Show Season 8 Episodes
Season 8 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Revenge of the Doormat
Mon, Sep 9, 2002
Drew lets obese ex-wife Nicki live in his house and moves into the basement so that Kellie can stay too and have his bedroom. Drew lets Mimi have the Officer Manager job at The Neverending Store.
Episode 2
Kate's Wedding
Mon, Sep 16, 2002
When Kate announces she's getting married in a few days, upset Drew locks her in the basement while he, Lewis, and Oswald try to find dirt on her fiancé. When they find some, Kate escapes and says it doesn't matter.
Episode 3
Eyes Wide Open
Mon, Sep 23, 2002
Plagued by nightmares of Kate's wedding, Drew does all that he can to keep from sleeping.
Episode 4
Drew and the Life-Size Jim Thome Cut-Out
Mon, Sep 30, 2002
To get over losing Kate, Drew sets a goal to be married by May 19. Meanwhile, Kellie struggles to replace Kate as one of the four. During a night out, Lewis goads her to steal a cutout of Jim Thome from a liquor store, and she does so and runs from the cops.
Episode 5
Hickory Dickory... Double Date
Mon, Oct 7, 2002
Drew is messing up dates so Kellie agrees to go along to help. When Oswald can't be her date as planned, Drew brings a very young guy from work who is taken with Kellie, but trouble ensues when he sweet-talks her.
Episode 6
Mama Told Me I Should Come
Mon, Oct 21, 2002
Drew's mom likes his planned marriage date and sets him up. Things progress well and "the fur begins to fly." Oswald seems to be psychic, dreaming of a volcano eruption in next day's news. Lewis and Mimi put money down on his race pick.
Episode 7
Family Affair
Fri, Nov 8, 2002
Drew's shot at dating a second co-worker goes foul after he's forced to take Steve's boozy mistress to a staff party.
Episode 8
Chemistry Schmemistry
Fri, Nov 8, 2002
Still missing Kate, Drew loses another romantic interest. Former co-worker Larry, now a high-end matchmaker, matches Drew with one of his clients, but he feels no spark until he meets Dawn.
Episode 9
The Dawn Patrol
Fri, Nov 15, 2002
Drew is seeing Dawn but discovers she's still seeing four of her exes as "just friends" with one living above the garage and each one handling an aspect of work around the house. Then she meets a guy with a sailboat sailing to Bermuda.
Episode 10
Drew's Girl Friday
Fri, Nov 29, 2002
Drew must do an analysis/evaluation of the store's website and inventory system; clueless, he hires a high-school girl to help, then Drew and Kellie help her when her boyfriend asks another girl to prom. Steve moves in with Lewis and Oswald.
Episode 11
Drew Tries Hot Salsa
Fri, Dec 6, 2002
Drew takes salsa dancing lessons to prepare for his planned wedding day. Roselyn Sanchez plays his sexy dancing instructor (Maria). When Drew practices with Kellie, he has feelings for her. Kellie visits the class and sees him dancing with Maria.
Episode 12
The Man in the Iron Chair
Fri, Dec 20, 2002
Kellie's ex-husband Daryl comes to the Warsaw in a wheelchair with two broken legs, having fallen off her mom's roof doing free repairs. He returns her engagement ring as Drew starts having feelings for her. Drew tries to obstruct him.
Episode 13
Drew Takes a Guilt Trip
Fri, Jan 10, 2003
Oswald fails the Nurse exam again and needs a job. One has opened up at Drew's work but Drew doesn't think Oswald can do the job. When Oswald is offended Drew gets him the job and Oswald trains well. Mimi vs Traylor fighting escalates.
Episode 14
Blecch Sunday
Fri, Jan 24, 2003
Drew's bosses ask him to do a live commercial for the website during the Super Bowl broadcast, which results in a disgusting mishap that is aired worldwide.
Episode 15
Turkeyspotting
Wed, Jun 25, 2003
Matchmaker Larry holds a "no fatties allowed" mixer so Drew can't go, so he starts a drastic fast to lose enough weight and starts having weird hallucinations.
Episode 16
Suddenly No Summer
Wed, Jun 25, 2003
After the gang buys a trip to Florida, Drew decides he needs to attend a computer-programming class to earn better money. He changes his mind and tells his bosses his grandma died so he can go, but then he's sick the whole time.
Episode 17
What's Love Got to Do with It?
Wed, Jul 2, 2003
At karaoke night at the Warsaw, Kellie tries to sing but needs Drew's help. They are told of a karaoke contest with $1,000 and an Olympic gold medal for winning. Drew and Kellie prepare to compete but for some reason Drew pushes too hard.
Episode 18
Two Girls for Every Boy
Wed, Jul 2, 2003
Drew bumps into his former pastor and his daughter Elaine at the Warsaw. Drew asks her out and she accepts. Drew finds out she's gay and she reveals she wants him to play along to quiet her parents. Then they start vying for the same woman.
Episode 19
Two Days of the Condo
Wed, Jul 9, 2003
Kellie says her "birthday is next week and I have nothing to be happy about." Lewis and Oswald have termites and give Drew an invitation to a mountain condo so they can stay at his house. At the condo when staff hits on Kellie, trouble.
Episode 20
Lewis You Can Drive My Car
Wed, Jul 16, 2003
Evan gives Drew an old rundown Rolls Royce, but Drew can't afford to restore it so he gives it to Lewis. But Lewis goes power-mad and thinks himself above the "mortals," so Drew must somehow take back the Rolls.
Episode 21
A Speedy Recovery
Wed, Jul 16, 2003
Drew gives away his dog to a dying, elderly woman that has less than a month to live as a nice gesture to impress the woman's granddaughter, then regrets it.
Episode 22
A Means to an End
Wed, Jul 16, 2003
When Drew throws out some mugs given to him by Lewis and Oswald, it sets off a prank war that includes moved furniture, painted bar stools and ends in an unneeded colonoscopy, which costs Drew a shot with his new doctor.
Episode 23
Drew Answers the Belle
Wed, Jul 23, 2003
Oswald and Lewis put Drew's picture and number on Buzz beer bottles to get a wife. A bottle ends up in New Orleans with a woman with whom Drew has an immediate connection. Road trip.
Episode 24
What Screams May Come
Wed, Jul 23, 2003
When Lily moves in with Drew, he learns her sleep habits have repercussions.
Episode 25
Love Is in the Air
Wed, Aug 20, 2003
Drew and Lily discuss marriage.
Episode 26
Bataan Wedding March
Wed, Aug 27, 2003
Everyone comes for Drew and Lily's wedding. Lily realises that she doesn't really know Drew.