The Day Today

Christopher Morris

Christopher Morris, Ted Maul, Additional Roles, Collin Haye, Derrin Zikks, Eugene Fraxby, Fur Q, Harfynn Teuport, Jonathan Sizz, Kurt Cobain, Sukie Bapswent

Steve Coogan

Alan Partridge, Alvin Holler, Bobby Sky, Hennety - The Bureau, Alternative Medicine Doctor, Conor Hammil, Dental Patient, Dr Bill McVitie, Hennity - The Bureau, John, Keith Mandemant, Mark Wront, Rome Reporter, Rory O'Connor, Scrutineer Presenter, Slow Motion Eyewitness, Spartacus Mills, Travis Daveley

Patrick Marber

Chapman Baxter, Jaques-'Jaques' Liverot, Guy - The Bureau, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, Dônnnald Bethl'hem, Peter Litterton, Camfam Father, Condublasney Piper - Hanging From Studio B12 Presenter, Dr Mortimer Marcus, Iggy Pop Barker, Jacque-'Jacques' Livarot, Lester Beck, Moscow Reporter, Not Cool Guy, Stan, Swimming Pool Attendant, Undercover Policeman

Rebecca Front

Barbara Wintergreen, Rosy May, Ange - The Bureau, Valerie Sinatra, Anne Hardimarch, Christine, Heather Collins, Lucy Turner-Warwick, Madge, Not Cool Guy's Girl, Remedy Malahide, Romella Belx, Rosie May, Susie Herper, Swimming Pool Customer, Swimming Pool Manager

Doon Mackichan

Collaterlie Sisters, Maria - The Bureau, Suzanna Gekkaloys, Alternative Medicine Doctor, Beverley Smax, Camfam Mother, Charlene Gray, Collately Sisters, Hamble - Backstreet Dentist, Katrina Parfitt, Kendal Ball, Lisa, Maria -The Bureau, Merrily H. Dodd, Mr. Eddie's Wife, Not Cool Woman, Pheeona Haahlahm, Sarah Eughopps, Swimming Pool Receptionist, Tanya, Thea Peachman, Tokyo Reporter, Vicky - Swimming Pool Receptionist

David Schneider

Sylvester Stewart, Alex - The Bureau, Brant, Adam Neils, Alternative Medicine Doctor, Anthony Parr - Managing Director, Anton Sampson, Backstreet Dentist, Colin Akavito, Jonathan, Kurt Rossiter, Mr. Eddie, Newsdancer, Swimming Pool Attendant, Sylvester Stuart, Teacher

Michael Alexander St John

Announcer

Tony Haase

Cathedral Dumping Eyewitness, Michael Crane - Minister for Ships, Swimming Pool Customer, Uncle

John Thomson

Dentist, Gavin Hawtrey, Treasurer

Jean Ainslie

Louisa Smams, Witch

Minnie Driver

Lally Sampson, Mila Milandrovicz

Andrew Burt

Martin Craste

Alan Stocks

Bob Mariner, Policeman with Tortoise

Harry Towb

Chief Whip, Matthew Krean MP

Peter Baynham

Colin Poppshed

Ian Barritt

Alan Kerrigan

Ian Gelder

Chanticlier Guardsley

Bill Bailey

Judge

Lindsey MacRae