The Dating Guy

Episode 1

24ish

Two Swedish flight attendants await Mark and Woody--if they can get to the airport in 30 minutes; Sam and V.J. think a zombie uprising is at hand.

Episode 2

Perfect 10 Killer

Sam tracks a serial killer who's targeting perfect women; Mark buys his first pair of "man shoes" and falls in with a ring of international spies.

Episode 3

Incredible Shrinking Woody

A mad scientist shrinks Woody and Anderson for sinister purposes; Mark and Sam compete on a Japanese game show.

Episode 4

AssPocalypse Now

Accompanied by V.J. Sam leaves the country for plastic surgery on her rear; on their return journey, they are kicked off the plane mid-flight, but thanks to the bouncy power of Sam's new rear, they are safe. It's up to Mark and Woody to save them, but when a native tribe starts worshipping her bum, Sam questions if she even wants to be saved.

Episode 5

Leprechaun Interrupted

V.J. and Woody abduct a leprechaun, whose hot Irish daughter puts a hex on them; Sam tries to revive an ex-rocker's career by getting herself committed to a mental hospital.

Episode 6

Gross Encounters of the Virgin Kind

V.J. thinks he's had an alien encounter after a night of heavy partying; Sam coaxes her boyfriend to get cosmetic surgery.

Episode 7

VJ and the Holy Boner

V.J. embarks on a porn odyssey; Mark reconnects with an old flame.

Episode 8

Spontaneous Skidmark

Wed, Nov 24, 2010

Woody's new basketball-player flame becomes pregnant, forcing him to evaluate what type of father he'll be; V.J.'s car has a volatile temper.

Episode 9

Spanking the Monkey

Sam becomes maternal toward her ex's monkey; Woody and V.J. raise a botanical monster.

Episode 10

Brother from Another Tanning Booth

Woody and Mark change their skin tones in an experiment; a boy band could jeopardize Sam's career as a concert promoter.

Episode 11

Too Fast Too Dexler

Mark is dumped for being too safe, and Woody lands them both in a gang war; V.J. and Sam date conjoined twins after they become glued together.

Episode 12

Weekend at Booyah's

Mark must make his boss happy after the latter's short-lived romance with Sam; Woody encounters a promiscuous woman from the afterlife.

Episode 13

20,000 VJs Under the Sea

Mark takes a job working for Russell Peters, who takes the gang on an underwater adventure in his submarine to find Atlantis.