The Cyanide & Happiness Show

Rob DenBleyker

Dave McElfatrick

Kris Wilson

Dave McElfatrick

Rob DenBleyker

Kris Wilson

Matt Melvin

Joel Watson

Chip Chapley, Star Spangled Bastard, Wesley Meadows, Eagle, Arsenist, Captain, Villo, 80's Man, Alberto, Alien President, Announcer, Badger Pay Pay, Bartender, Camera Operator, Chad, Chief, Clan Leader, Dad, Dad #2, Detective Schmidt, Director, Douchey McGee, Everyone, Ezekiel, Flaming Amos, General, Gerald, Glorp, Guard 1, Gurk, Guy in Crowd #281, Guy in Crowd #3, Guy in Crowd 1, Guys, Hitler, Inner City Teacher, Janitor, Japanese Janitor, Jewish Man, Jimmy Ticklebritches, Joel, Karate Kid 3, Lee Harvey Oswald, Leon, Lizard President, Luther, Man, News Man, Old Codger, Pain Soldier, Pirate, Police Chief, Randy Bambers, Randy's Best Friend Jeff, Reading Wrestler, Robot Exec 2, Robot Wesley, Satan, Scientist #1, Senior Cop Dad, Students, The Arsenist, Therman, Tim Rushmore, Timtern the Intern, Townsfolk, Transformer, Truck Driver 2, Ultrasoldier, Umpire, Union Jackass, Weather Drone, Wright Brothers

Dave McElfatrick

Salmon Boy, Stormy Thorncastle, Alcohol Kid, Baseball Representative, Bird Guy, Boy on Unicycle, Co-Pilot, Coach Murphy, Commentary 2, Conductor, Cop, Creepy Peepy Boy, Dean, Doctor, Engineering Teacher, Foot Johnson Jr., Goblin Extra, Gunman, Gunrange Guy, Inner City Student #2, Jill-Bot, Kid, Life Support, McGuffin, Modern Scientist #2, Mothman, Mr. Meadows, Old Referee, Passenger, Pete, Pirate, Random Prisoner, Rooks, Rude Host, Ryan 2, Sad Man, Short Deity, Skype Cop, Soldierman, Soldiers, Spencer, Techie Drone, Townsfolk, Waiter

Rob DenBleyker

Craig Flaggerty, Guard 2, Announcer, Another Man, BBQ Employee, Baby, Baby - 13 Years Old, Baby - 18 Years Old, Brad, Brian, CIA, Carl, Cheese Guy, Commentary 1, Cop, Dad, Doctor, Dr. O'Neil, Egg Guy, Firefighter #2, Gaylord Penisbreath, Gruff Cop, Gun Guy, Guy in Crowd #1, Guy in Crowd #17, Guy in Crowd 2, Guy in Rubble, Guys, Human Flashlight, Jack-Bot, Janitor, Karate Kid 2, Mama's Boy, Modern Scientist #1, Officer Rodriguez, PA Drone, Painhat Man, Passenger 3, Patron, Pilot, Pirate, Police Chief, President Adam, Principal Martin, Radio Voice, Randy Bambers' Wife, Robot Exec 1, Rom-Com Narrator, Rubin, Ryan 8, Scientist #2, Senior Cop, Soldier #1, Soldiers, Squirrel Guy, Tall Deity, Teacher 2, Thug 2, Timmy Ticklebritches, Townsfolk, Voiceover 2, White Dad, Wonder-Percent, Young Janitor

Mike Salcedo

Bystander, Prison Daddy, 1960s Narrator, Adolf Hitler, Allied Soldier, Blake Bagsby, Boss, Buddy, Bus Driver, Calvin (Janitor), Cat, Chief, Conner Johnson, Copper, Crowd Extra, Drug Kid, Dude, Dude 1, Franky, Goblin Extra, Guard 2, Guard Captain, Guy Offscreen, Hot Dog Vendor, Janitor 2, Karate Kid 1, Mike, Mr. President, Mr. Waldo, Narrator, Passenger 2, Pete, Pirate, President, Professor Rosario, Prohibition Bot, Rookie Cop Dad, Ryan 1, Safety Dad, Shark Rad, The Incredible Clench, Timmy, Townsfolk, Ultradad, Viceroy, Winston

Kris Wilson

El Reverso, Cory, Gary, Kid, Long Toe Boy, Lunk, Advisor, Announcer, Bar Crowd, Brad, Brother, Deadly Groom, Disclaimer Voice, Dr. Phineas T. Anius, Duck, Dude 4, Future Jack, Guy in Crowd #5, Jack, Janitor, Lance, Line Guy, Little Kid, Magician, Max, Moderator, Mr. Not-So-Nice, Murphy, Narrator, Newsboy, Patient, Poor Children, Presenter, Prom Kid, Reichard, Russian Soldier, Ryan 6, Shilbert, Smaller Kid, Soldierman #4, Son, Sports Reporter, Stranded Man (segment: Magician Liferaft), Tommy, Vice President Steve, Young Arsenist, Zorp

Derek Miller

Carrot Man, Dr. Vice, Actor 2, Agent 2, Bee Deity, Carrotman, Dandy Randall Rude, Dog, Everyone, Example Man, Geegob, HR Drone, Inner City Student #1, Joe, Narrator, Owner, Passenger 1, Phill, Poop Deity, Steve, Students, Teacher, Thug, Thug 1, Wheelchair Kid

Wildrose Hamilton

Abbie Babble, Mega Mom, Princess, Abby Babble, Can't Wake Daddy VO, Dr. Madison, Flight Attendant, MegaMom, Mom, Monoperation Commercial, Narrator, Narrator (Paintbot Commercial), Paintech Games VO, Shelley Rushmore, Shrieking Bitch 1, Therapist, Wife

Zachary Prescott

General Richards, American Soldier #2, Dad, Ghost of Histories Past, Guard 1, Guys, Narrator, The Constrictor, Titus Pants, Truck Driver

Trisha Mellon

Baby - 5 Years Old, 911 Operator, Abbie Baby, Baby, Baby (Infant), Baby - 10 Years Old, Camera Operator Drone, Captain's Wife, Dr. Pheobe Murkins, Everyone, Fetus, Hall Pass Student, Hat Buddy Kid, Kid 2, Nuclear Baby, Painhat Commercial VO, Physical Therapist, Porno Girl, Prom Kid, Sherambala, Shrieking Bitch 2, Sister, Small Bald Cancer Child, Townsfolk, Ultrasoldier's Kid, Wife, Young Wife

Bill Jones

Crowd Extra, Doctor, Dude 2, Everyone, Goblin Extra, Guard 1, Guy in Crowd #2, Hitchhike Bot, Husband, Nuclear Dad, Officer, Pirate, Prom Kid, Security Officer, Steve, Students, Young Husband

Geoff Galneda

'All Hail Paintech' Voice, Awooga Guy, Crowd Extra, Curtis, Everyone, Fat Old Gambler, Fattybones Malone, Ghost of Histories Present, Goblin Extra, Old Man, Passenger #2, Prisoner, Prom Kid, Ryan 3, Snarkbot, Special Kid, Truck Driver 1, Weedbot, WheelCharles, the Evil Robot Wheelchair

Justin Aarestad

(segment: Ultrasoldier), Aguila, Bar Crowd, Comms, El Bastardo, El Presidente, Ghost of Histories Future, Higgins, Isaac Newton, Narrator (Ultrasoldier), Newt, Poor Children

Christie Wallace

Amelia Earhart, Computer Voice, Employee, Girl in Line, Karen Rushmore, Lady Cop, Lady Guywife, Mom, Other Shrieking Bitches, Porn Lady, Shrieking Bitch 1, Wife

Thaddeus Grant Fenton

Business Guy, Business Man, Dude 5, Firefighter #1, Motion Capture Actor, Officer #1, Radio Host, Robot Clerk

Jessica Calvello

Marcy, Denise, Helicopter Mom, Secretary, Vanessa

Ben Governale

Bar Crowd, Mugger, Older Fellow, Poor Children, Soldier #2

Jennie Mae Sweat

Cathy, Criminal, Flight Director, Lunch Lady, Missy

Connor Murphy

Agent 1, Angry Neighbor, Guard 3, Narcbot, Noice Kid, Pirate, Ryan 4

Denise Magdale

Beverly, Everyone, Nuclear Mom, Other Shrieking Bitches, Scientist, Scientist #3, Woman

Jessica Sluys

Rob DenBleyker

Dave McElfatrick

Kris Wilson

Kris Wilson

Dave McElfatrick

Rob DenBleyker

Kris Wilson