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17 Episodes 0 - 2005
Episode 1
Wed, Sep 8, 200422 mins
After overhearing that Vanessa once smoked, Bernie Mac pries into her journal. Soon he gets hidden cameras all throughout the house and becomes addicted to watching everyone's secrets. But eventually he gets more than he bargained for.
Episode 2
Wed, Sep 15, 200422 mins
After Bernie takes the training wheels off Bryana's bike, she crashes and injures her jaw. Bernie is later coerced into chaperoning her and several other special needs kids on a field trip. Meanwhile Jordan, finds an old cast and uses to get out of gym class.
Episode 3
Wed, Sep 22, 200422 mins
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Episode 4
Wed, Sep 29, 200422 mins
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Episode 5
Fri, Jan 14, 200521 mins
After Bryana accidentally sees Bernie Mac naked, he has her share Vanessa's room so she can be with the same sex. But when things don't work out well, they're forced to add another bedroom, so each kid has their own separate room.
Episode 6
Fri, Jan 14, 200522 mins
Bernie's little sister is getting married, but the way Wanda throws herself into the planning, one would think she's the bride..
Episode 7
Fri, Jan 21, 200521 mins
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.
Episode 8
Fri, Jan 28, 200522 mins
Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Episode 9
Fri, Feb 4, 200522 mins
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
Episode 10
Fri, Feb 11, 200522 mins
Vanessa starts dating a boy and Bernie likes him until he finds out he has a child.
Episode 11
Fri, Feb 18, 200522 mins
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
Episode 12
Fri, Feb 25, 200522 mins
After a tragic accident happens at Bryana's birthday party, Bernie Mac gets summoned.
Episode 13
Fri, Mar 11, 200522 mins
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a "player" and get the girl.
Episode 14
Fri, Mar 18, 200521 mins
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Episode 15
Fri, Apr 1, 200522 mins
Nessa wants to surprise everyone with her talent for music.
Episode 16
Fri, Apr 8, 200522 mins
Bernie is sick and tired of Jordan staying home, watching TV, and fighting with Bryana. He wants him to walk home with his kids his own age, but this makes the situation worse.
Episode 17