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The Bernie Mac Show Season 3 Episodes

22 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

Eye of the Tiger

Sun, Nov 30, 200321 mins

Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

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Episode 2

Love Thy Nephew

Sun, Dec 7, 200321 mins

When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.

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Episode 3

Road to Tradition

Sun, Dec 14, 200321 mins

When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.

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Episode 4

Laughing Matters

Sun, Dec 21, 200321 mins

Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.

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Episode 5

Hair Jordan

Sun, Jan 4, 200422 mins

Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.

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Episode 6

Love Bug

Sun, Jan 11, 200422 mins

Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.

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Episode 7

It's a Wonderful Wife

Sun, Jan 25, 200421 mins

Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."

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Episode 8

Family Reunion

Sun, Feb 8, 200422 mins

Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.

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Episode 9

Droobie or Not Droobie

Sun, Feb 15, 200422 mins

Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.

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Episode 10

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

Sun, Feb 22, 200422 mins

Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.

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Episode 11

Make Room for Caddy

Sun, Mar 7, 200422 mins

Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.

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Episode 12

Saving Sergeant Tompkins

Sun, Mar 14, 200421 mins

Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.

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Episode 13

It's Mac-ademic

Mon, Mar 22, 200422 mins

Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

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Episode 14

The Getaway

Mon, Mar 29, 200421 mins

The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.

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Episode 15

Easy Rider

Mon, Apr 5, 200422 mins

Bernie Mac gets a motorcycle, but after crashing and having a dream of what would happen if he died; he goes crazy safety-proofing the house.

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Episode 16

Who's That Lady?

Mon, Apr 12, 200422 mins

Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

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Episode 17

Mac-Inations

Mon, Apr 12, 200422 mins

Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

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Episode 18

That Old Mac Magic

Mon, Apr 26, 200422 mins

Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos.

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Episode 19

The Talk

Mon, Apr 26, 200421 mins

Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.

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Episode 20

Five Stages of Bryana

Tue, Jun 15, 200421 mins

Bryana starts turning into a monster (acting like a spoiled brat, stealing things, and etc)

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Episode 21

Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday

Tue, Jun 22, 200421 mins

On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.

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Episode 22

Thanksgiving

Tue, Jun 29, 200422 mins

The Mac family is invited over to one of Vanessa's teachers for Thanksgiving dinner; who are all vegetarians.

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