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22 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
Sun, Nov 30, 200321 mins
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.
Episode 2
Sun, Dec 7, 200321 mins
When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
Episode 3
Sun, Dec 14, 200321 mins
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
Episode 4
Sun, Dec 21, 200321 mins
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
Episode 5
Sun, Jan 4, 200422 mins
Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.
Episode 6
Sun, Jan 11, 200422 mins
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
Episode 7
Sun, Jan 25, 200421 mins
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Episode 8
Sun, Feb 8, 200422 mins
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
Episode 9
Sun, Feb 15, 200422 mins
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
Episode 10
Sun, Feb 22, 200422 mins
Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.
Episode 11
Sun, Mar 7, 200422 mins
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
Episode 12
Sun, Mar 14, 200421 mins
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
Episode 13
Mon, Mar 22, 200422 mins
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
Episode 14
Mon, Mar 29, 200421 mins
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
Episode 15
Mon, Apr 5, 200422 mins
Bernie Mac gets a motorcycle, but after crashing and having a dream of what would happen if he died; he goes crazy safety-proofing the house.
Episode 16
Mon, Apr 12, 200422 mins
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Episode 17
Mon, Apr 12, 200422 mins
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Episode 18
Mon, Apr 26, 200422 mins
Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos.
Episode 19
Mon, Apr 26, 200421 mins
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Episode 20
Tue, Jun 15, 200421 mins
Bryana starts turning into a monster (acting like a spoiled brat, stealing things, and etc)
Episode 21
Tue, Jun 22, 200421 mins
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Episode 22
Tue, Jun 29, 200422 mins
The Mac family is invited over to one of Vanessa's teachers for Thanksgiving dinner; who are all vegetarians.