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22 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Episode 1
Wed, Sep 18, 200223 mins
Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.
Episode 2
Wed, Sep 25, 200222 mins
Bernie Mac tries to ween Bryana off her doll.
Episode 3
Wed, Oct 30, 200222 mins
Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.
Episode 4
Wed, Nov 6, 200222 mins
The kids go on strike, after Bernie Mac doesn't pay them for the extra work they have to do.
Episode 5
Wed, Nov 13, 200222 mins
Shortly after Jordan gets a snake for a school project, Bryana and Jordan starting fighting each other like wild animals.
Episode 6
Wed, Nov 20, 200222 mins
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Episode 7
Wed, Nov 27, 200221 mins
After eating an entire Thanksgiving turkey, Bernie Mac has some weird nightmares; ones that might be telling him something.
Episode 8
Wed, Dec 4, 200222 mins
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.
Episode 9
Wed, Dec 11, 200222 mins
Bernie Mac learns that he has high cholesterol, but refuses to change his eating habits/diet.
Episode 10
Wed, Jan 15, 200321 mins
Jordan receives a lecture on sins from Father Cronin, but it seems to really hit home on Bryana. In addition, both Jordan and Bryana learn that Bernie Mac is a big sinner too.
Episode 11
Wed, Feb 5, 200321 mins
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Episode 12
Wed, Feb 12, 200321 mins
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Episode 13
Wed, Feb 26, 200322 mins
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Episode 14
Wed, Mar 12, 200322 mins
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
Episode 15
Wed, Mar 19, 200322 mins
When Jordan learns that Bryana has pink eye and has to miss a whole week of school, he goes crazy deliberately trying to get it too. But his results keep backfiring even in the end.
Episode 16
Wed, Apr 9, 200322 mins
Jordan tries to butter Bernie Mac up by playing chess with him just so he can play paint ball. When that doesn't work, Jordan sets his own little chess simulation up, which Bernie Mac totally falls for.
Episode 17
Wed, Apr 16, 200322 mins
Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addicting.
Episode 18
Wed, Apr 23, 200322 mins
Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.
Episode 19
Wed, Apr 30, 200322 mins
Upset that the kids laze about every Saturday, he gets them involved in extra curricular activities. But he soon learns that, letting them laze about would have been better, as he has to be good parent and help out with these activities.
Episode 20
Wed, May 7, 200322 mins
Bernie Mac's other sister Benita stops by for a visit and seems to corrupt the kids.
Episode 21
Wed, May 7, 200322 mins
Wanda's parents come for a visit and start seeming to run the house better than them. But when Wanda and Bernie go out for a day, the grandparents have a bit of a tough time watching the kids.
Episode 22
Wed, May 14, 200321 mins
Bernie Mac tries to give Jordan the best birthday party ever.