Testees
Two guys in their early 30s are human guinea pigs for a testing facility known as Testico. As they try to live their lives as normally as possible, they have to deal with the potential side effects of a new product, experimental medication, or treatment.
- Metascore37
- 2008-2008
- 1 season
- FX Network
- Comedy
- TV-MA
Two guys in their early 30s are human guinea pigs for a testing facility known as Testico. As they try to live their lives as normally as possible, they have to deal with the potential side effects of a new product, experimental medication, or treatment.
Season 1 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2008
Episode 1
Gas Pills
Thu, Oct 9, 2008 30 mins
After testing a radical new pill for Testico, the boys discover there is a miracle growing inside Peter.
Episode 2
Pill for Men
Thu, Oct 16, 2008 20 mins
After suffering an unexpected loss in the pants department, Ron and Peter see if they have what it takes to be women.
Episode 3
Forget Me Nugget
Thu, Oct 23, 2008 22 mins
A brainwashing experiment goes horribly wrong for Ron and Peter, but horribly right for Nugget.
Episode 4
Vac Attack
Thu, Oct 30, 2008 21 mins
When super slob Peter earns the boys a chance to test a million dollar vacuum, they discover having a hyper intelligent, military grade home appliance really sucks.
Episode 5
Über-Glued
Thu, Nov 6, 2008 20 mins
Ron and Peter test the world's strongest glue and they become closer than they ever thought possible.
Episode 6
Herfume
Thu, Nov 13, 2008 18 mins
The lab gives Peter and Ron a cologne that uses pheromones to attract women. After Peter and Ron are disappointed it fails to work on Kate, they realize it only works on old, fat, unattractive women. Such women are turned into zombie rapists. Peter decides to take one for the team and let those women try to rape him so Ron, Nugget and Kate would be able to run away.
Episode 7
Kicking the Bucket List
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 21 mins
It isn't until Ron and Peter face their deaths that they realize they've never really lived.
Episode 8
Abstinence Underwear
Thu, Dec 4, 2008 20 mins
Ron and Peter test chastity belts and have to go without sex for a week.
Episode 9
Jelly Bean Omelettes
Thu, Dec 4, 2008 21 mins
Peter takes a potent new muscle relaxant and is left totally paralyzed. Now he must try and survive Ron's special care.
Episode 10
Mr. Pain and Danger Lad
Thu, Dec 11, 2008 21 mins
Ron and Peter lose the ability to feel pain and the doctors warn them to be careful.
Episode 11
Pineapple Shampoo
Thu, Dec 11, 2008 22 mins
A new shampoo leaves Ron and Peter blind, and Nugget sees the perfect opportunity to live rent free.
Episode 12
Project X
Thu, Dec 18, 2008 21 mins
Testico won't tell Ron and Pete what they are testing and they start to imagine symptoms everywhere; they're not eating, sleeping or leaving the apartment as they quickly descend into madness.
Episode 13
Truth Serum
Thu, Dec 18, 2008 21 mins
Ron and Peter are subjected to their most dangerous test yet: Truth Serum. Can their friendship survive this much honesty, or will they be torn apart by the secret of Peter's mysterious past?