Suburban Shootout
Little Stempington is a small suburb that should be calm, cozy and quiet. But it is not lucky with its inhabitants. Instead of quietly killing time knitting, they kill each other. Vegetable cutters and large-caliber weapons go into action. Under the guise of a women's charitable society, classes of yoga and a circle of amateur runners, secret super-agents hide themselves, ready to eliminate a couple of competitors for the sake of another injection of Botox. Feeding their husbands an industrial dose of Viagra for breakfast and turning a quiet British suburb into a kind of slum where policemen do not go.
- 2006-2007
- 2 seasons
- Oxygen Media
- Comedy, Suspense
Little Stempington is a small suburb that should be calm, cozy and quiet. But it is not lucky with its inhabitants. Instead of quietly killing time knitting, they kill each other. Vegetable cutters and large-caliber weapons go into action. Under the guise of a women's charitable society, classes of yoga and a circle of amateur runners, secret super-agents hide themselves, ready to eliminate a couple of competitors for the sake of another injection of Botox. Feeding their husbands an industrial dose of Viagra for breakfast and turning a quiet British suburb into a kind of slum where policemen do not go.
Season 2 Episode Guide
3 Episodes 2007
Episode 1
Nutcracker Suite/8 Inches Uncut
48 mins
Episode 2
In It for the Wild Life/Fight Club
48 mins
A bloody supermarket car park fight over a parking space gives Lillian Gordon Moore an idea how to get the upper hand in the power struggle between Camilla and Joyce in the women community of Little Stemptington. They are going to set an all female Fight Club, and start rekindling the generations old disputes - all duly registered on a ledger book... The new law (besides not to discuss Fight Club...) is established: no knives, no weapons, but possible deaths in all out fisticuffs to the finish. In order to obtain planning permission for the super casino on Stempington Wetlands, Camilla decides to blackmail local Conservative candidate Toby Jerwood Jones. She asks Hilary to seduce him - with dubious results. Joyce is losing her control over the «zero-crime community». Her son Bill is trapped into marriage by Camilla's daughter (a Jewel Diamond of a girl) by staging a suicide attempt on the steeple of Stempington Church. And then Camilla Diamond, keen to destroy Joyce completely, summons Jeremy to her house under the pretense of a burglary, drugs him and records herself having sex with him in her outdoors pool.
Episode 3
Daz Is Dead/Bring Me the Head of Joyce Hazeldine
48 mins