Stroker and Hoop

Casper Kelly

Jeffrey G. Olsen

Jon Glaser

Stroker, John Strockmeyer

Timothy 'Speed' Levitch

Hoop

Paul Christie

C.A.R.R.

Mary Birdsong

Angel, Keith, Souko, Announcer, District Attorney, Girl, Justin, Karen, Mrs. Pearl, Ms. Peach, Reporter, Sarah, Vanessa, Vicky, Waitress

Curtis Armstrong

Double-Wide, Bear Collector, Deputy, Double Wide, Double-Wid, Grobbit, Old Woman, Pool Cleaner, Zombie Ken

Gary Anthony Williams

Coroner Rick, Bartender, Ben Kim, Ghost of Christmas Present, Haitian Worker, Jermane Washington, MC Homicidal Rapist, Witch Doctor

Darryl Kurylo

Judd Winner, Officer Kohler, Reb, Chico, Hillbilly, Jack Blaster, Japanese Investor, Ninja #1, Ninja Leader, Preposta-Russ, Sensei, Showerer, Soundman, Tommy

Carlos Alazraqui

Various, Jack Wilson, Magic Shop Owner, Mr. Sombrero, Spud, Talking Diamond

Robin Atkin Downes

Various, David Copperfield, Detective Putoine, Dustin Diamond

S. Scott Bullock

Hoop's Mom, Accountant, Benny, Buhl, Cult Leader, Jackson Jefferson, Lou Diamond Phillips, Machine Voice, Neil Diamond, Rose Schwartz, Todd

Jeff Bennett

Mayor, Doctor, Freddy, Gary, Guard, Steve, Tio, Yankee

Colette Whitaker

Areola, Catarina, Chica, Coed, Elf Queen, Fabric Softener Slut, Jogger

Lori Alan

Coed, Grandma, Henna St. Chloe-Butz, Leslie, Porsche, Reporter, Sunshine, Tour Guide, Woman

Nika Futterman

Keith, Danny, Goldie Hawn, Kid, Secretary

Tara Strong

Dr. Paula Bowman, Girl, Housewife, Intern, Jean Wilson, Radio Host

Kath Soucie

Ashley-Brittany, Brittany-Ashley, Doctor

James Arnold Taylor

Ron Howard, Answering Machine Guy

Daran Norris

Santa, Elf, Mall Cop

Lou Richards

TJ the DJ, Used Car Salesman

Danny Mann

Flip, Radio Ad

Casper Kelly

Jeffrey G. Olsen