Son of the Beach
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
- Metascore71
- 2000-2002
- 3 seasons
- FX Network
- Comedy
- TV-14
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
Season 3 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2002
Episode 1
Penetration Island
Tue, Jun 18, 2002 45 mins
Tex Finklestein creates a new reality show Penetration Island, starring SPF 30. Unfortunately,Dirty Sanchez and his rebels want their homeland back, and the show's contestants must now try to survive.
Episode 2
Saturday Night Queefer
Tue, Jun 25, 2002
Johnny Queefer returns and this time he just needs to dance, but dancing has been banned in Malibu Adjacent.
Episode 3
In the Line of Booty
Tue, Jul 2, 2002
Notch gets caught up in a war between rival gangster rappers while Porcelain pretends to like Professor Milosevic,thinking his "cache" is "cash".
Episode 4
Three Days of the Condom
Tue, Jul 9, 2002
B.J. is interning for Congressman Bukaki in Washington, DC. When the news reports the politician is having a scandalous affair with her, Notch, Kimberlee and Jamaica head to the Capitol to investigate. Back in Malibu Adjacent, meanwhile, Ellen is hosting a charity for homeless lesbians, "Lezaid Faire", with Chip providing security.
Episode 5
Witness for the Prostitution
Tue, Jul 16, 2002
SPF 30 infiltrates a campus prostitution ring and Notch pretends to be Kimberlee's boyfriend to fool her mother.
Episode 6
The Gay Team
Sun, Jun 23, 2002
Notch must save Chip from Heinous Anus and The Gaytrix while B.J. and Jamaica cause problems for Porcelain and her husband.
Episode 7
You Only Come Once
Tue, Jul 30, 2002
Notch and SPF 30 must stop Stinkfinger from changing the worlds weather and Jamaica finds out her mom is Okra Lee Gifford.
Episode 8
Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
Tue, Aug 6, 2002
During the Lifeguard of the Year convention, lifeguards start disappearing. And reappearing as vampires.
Episode 9
Godfather Knows Best
Tue, Aug 13, 2002
Jamaica finds out that Vinnie Fellachio is her father while Mrs. Strawther tries to have B.J. thrown out of SPF 30 for having a baby out of "gridlock".
Episode 10
Empty the Dragon
Tue, Aug 20, 2002
Notch Johnson wins a trip to Japan and has to face a giant chicken created by a professor's growth serum.
Episode 11
The Long Hot Johnson
Tue, Aug 27, 2002
Notch and his crew go to the Bayou to investigate an evil business man from running people out of a neighborhood rich with uranium.
Episode 12
Taco Lips Now: Part 1
Tue, Sep 17, 2002
Notch Johnson's life from his time in Vietnam comes back to haunt him when he's accused of war crimes. Also, Porcelain's husband "Snuggles" passes away.
Episode 13
Jailhouse Notch: Part 2
Tue, Sep 24, 2002
Notch begins his prison term, Chip faces deportation and Kimberlee starts dating Notch's brother, Harry.
Episode 14
Bad News, Mr. Johnson
Tue, Oct 1, 2002
Notch searches for Colonel Kooze to prove his innocence and must also find a way to stop Kimberlee's wedding to Harry.
