Son of the Beach
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
- Metascore71
- 2000-2002
- 3 seasons
- FX Network
- Comedy
- TV-14
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
Season 2 Episode Guide
15 Episodes 2001
Episode 1
B.J. Blue Hawaii
Tue, Mar 13, 2001
Notch and his crew, along with the mayor, head to Hawaii and learn an old friend's daughter is a drug lord. B.J. and Jamaica compete against one another in a bikini contest.
Episode 2
From Russia, with Johnson
Tue, Mar 20, 2001
A Russian terrorist plans to blow up Malibu Adjacent unless Notch can stop him. Also, Chip falls in love with a woman who happens to be a mermaid.
Episode 3
Remember Her Titans
Tue, Mar 27, 2001
Jamaica's boyfriend gets his leg broken by a bookie because of gambling debts so Notch replaces him on the team. Also, Kody's father returns and asks him to move back to London.
Episode 4
Rod Strikes Back
Tue, Apr 3, 2001
The Divine Rod escapes prison, kidnaps B. J. and regains power of his cult. Plus, Chip's dog visits from Germany and is pitted against Steve The Dog in a variety of challenges.
Episode 5
Queefer Madness
Tue, Apr 10, 2001 22 mins
A gang of bikers - on actual bicycles - terrorize Malibu Adjacent; so Notch is determined to show them right from wrong.
Episode 6
Light My Firebush
Tue, Apr 17, 2001
B. J. gets a visit from her mother and both are kidnapped by her evil stepfather. Meanwhile, Notch hires his adopted Native American sister as a lifeguard.
Episode 7
Chip's a Goy
Tue, Apr 24, 2001
Notch is kidnapped by a terrorist group called HUMMUS during a visit to Israel. Meanwhile, Chip falls in love with the daughter of Israeli lifeguard Noccus Johnstein.
Episode 8
A Tale of Two Johnsons
Tue, May 29, 2001
A Notch Johnson double is sent to kill the real Notch and take over SPF 30 and Kimberlee's old boyfriend comes to town.
Episode 9
It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
Sun, Jun 10, 2001
The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent but someone is murdering the women and Kimberlee has no idea that it's her new boyfriend doing the killing.
Episode 10
It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
Tue, Jun 12, 2001
Jamaica is the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle Catastrophe.When a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission, Notch must go undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School and save the day.
Episode 11
The Island of Dr. Merlot
Tue, Jun 19, 2001
B.J. invents "Life Breasts" while taking night classes at Kelsey Grammar School.On the way to the International Flotation Convention in Bermuda,her and Notch crash land on the island of an eccentric millionaire who hunts humans for sport.
Episode 12
The Sexorcist
Tue, Jun 26, 2001
On an archaeological dig in Africa, Jamaica finds a bottle containing an evil spirit that possesses B.J. and only Notch can exorcise it. Mayor Massengil runs for re-election unopposed until a rival unexpectedly appears.
Episode 13
Grand Prix
Tue, Jul 3, 2001
Notch is the pit crew chief for his friend's 3/4 midget race and must take the wheel after the competition sabotages the car,critically injuring the friend.Meanwhile Ellen and her girlfriend settle their differences with foxy boxing.
Episode 14
Area 69
Tue, Jul 10, 2001
Aliens send representatives to breed with earth women and Chip and Professor Milosevic get a sitcom.
Episode 15
Booger Nights
Tue, Jul 17, 2001
B.J. and Notch infiltrate a prostitution ring while Mayor Massengill has Chappy pretend to be her boyfriend.
