Son of the Beach
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
- Metascore71
- 2000-2002
- 3 seasons
- FX Network
- Comedy
- TV-14
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
Season 1 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2000
Episode 1
With Sex You Get Eggroll
Tue, Mar 14, 2000
The mayor plants a hidden camera on Kimberlee to spy on Notch. Also, Notch goes undercover to bust a house of prostitution.
Episode 2
Silence of the Clams
Tue, Mar 21, 2000
A shy, unpopular environmentalist plans to stop Crabapalooza by detonating a bomb. Also, a deceitful frat boy bets his friends he can get with B.J. during the weekend.
Episode 3
In the G-Hetto
Tue, Mar 28, 2000
Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs but Notch takes her place. Also, the mayor guarantees Chip a win in a body building contest in exchange for sexual favors.
Episode 4
Love, Native-American Style
Tue, Apr 4, 2000
Notch must stop his adopted Native American brother from selling the Kahonee land to a crooked businessman who wishes to build a casino. Also, Chip needs money to assist his family and moonlights as a male stripper.
Episode 5
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
Tue, Apr 11, 2000
Notch and his crew try to rescue a little boy who has fallen into a hole. Meanwhile, Mayor Massengil and Reverend Green try to ban beach goers from wearing thongs.
Episode 6
Fanny and the Professor
Tue, Apr 18, 2000
The mayor tries to replace Notch and his crew with robot lifeguards.
Episode 7
Eat My Muffin
Tue, Aug 1, 2000
After making an error at work, a vulnerable B.J. is tricked into joining a cult by The Divine Rod and his mind-altering bran muffins. Meanwhile, Chip trains Jamaica for a tetherball tournament.
Episode 8
Miso Honei
Tue, Aug 8, 2000
The mayor challenges Notch to surf a dangerous tsunami. He reluctantly agrees after a paroled criminal challenges him in front of impressionable kids. Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit their jobs.
Episode 9
South of Her Border
Tue, Aug 15, 2000
Notch and the girls travel to the country of Humidor to help a friend stop a military coup and wind up in prison. Back in Malibu Adjacent, Chip runs the Junior Lifeguard program with an iron fist.
Episode 10
Day of the Jackass
Tue, Aug 22, 2000
Notch sneaks into a peace meeting between China and Africa at Malibu Adjacent to stop Captain Enteneille from an assassination attempt. Also, Jamaica falls for, and gets engaged to, an African prince.
Episode 11
A Star Is Boned
Tue, Aug 29, 2000
Notch takes over as bodyguard for movie star Regina Streep after an attempt on her life. Meanwhile, Jamaica raises money with a bachelor auction.
Episode 12
Attack of the Cocktopuss
Tue, Sep 5, 2000
Notch and the girls try to save a Cocktopuss after learning the mayor wants to keep it in captivity for profit. Also, Chip joins a rock band.
Episode 13
Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong'
Tue, Sep 12, 2000
Mobsters start demanding payouts from local businesses so Notch and his crew decide to stop them.
