Soft Border Patrol
A brand-new comedy set on that stretch of land where the EU meets the UK. Shadowing the Soft Border Patrol, the fictional border agency backed by governments in London, Dublin, Belfast and Brussels, this hilarious mockumentary monitors those who monitor those who are caught between a rock and a soft place.
- 2018-2020
- 3 seasons
- Comedy
A brand-new comedy set on that stretch of land where the EU meets the UK. Shadowing the Soft Border Patrol, the fictional border agency backed by governments in London, Dublin, Belfast and Brussels, this hilarious mockumentary monitors those who monitor those who are caught between a rock and a soft place.
Season 3 Episode Guide
4 Episodes 2020
Episode 1
Collaboration
With equal marriage legal in Northern Ireland, Ben and Kris encounter equal rights on the border when they meet Hector, the divorce lawyer. The continuity Nine gang are back with new plans to unite Ulster by harnessing water power and TV legend Gerry Kelly has a bone to pick with Laurence Lyle.
Episode 2
The Finer Details
With Brexit over the line, Lisa McCoy meets with her political neighbours, as an Irish politician arrives from Dublin. Niall Sweeney's new in car technology throws up a few surprises, and football legend Jackie Fullerton has some advice for the patrollers.
Episode 3
Uncertainty
The coastal patrol try to get Michael to come clean when they catch him smuggling illicit washing powder. Niall Sweeney's feasibility study into the possible bridge between Northern Ireland and Scotland includes some explosive revelations for visiting Scottish politician Erskine Forbes, meanwhile Ben and Kris learn not all acronyms are scary.
Episode 4
Change
With Brexit, change is on the way. Laurie and Lisa consider a Soft Border Patrol re-brand. The coastal patrol team, Kirsty and Louise are not buzzing about Michael the smugglers latest scam. Meanwhile, Penny is bricking it about the climate emergency.