SCTV Network

Andrew Alexander

John Candy

Various, Johnny LaRue, Zontar

Joe Flaherty

Various, Announcer, Big Jim McBob, Charlton Heston, Count Floyd, Father, Guy Caballero, Guy Cabinerra, Hit man, Hudgie DeRubertis Jr, Joseph Campobello, Marcello Gassman, Narrator, Rick Kershaw, Rocco, The Queenhaters (Bass)

Eugene Levy

Various, Earl Cannanbaugh, Earl Cannonbar, Enio Petrie

Andrea Martin

Various, Edith Prickley, Libby Wolfson

John Stocker

Staff Announcer

Catherine O'Hara

Various, Late Woman, Lola Heatherton

Rick Moranis

Various, Bob McKenzie

Dave Thomas

Various, Doug McKenzie

Ron James

Bob Randall, Computer Tech, Jeff Greenfield

Martin Short

Various, Ed Grimley

John Hemphill

Various, Rocco's Lawyer, Accountant, Computer Tech, Dispatcher, Kid, Staff Sgt. Donald McAndrew, Wayne, Wayne the Biker

Mary Charlotte Wilcox

Various, Mother, Mrs. Rochester

Juul Haalmeyer

Self, Dancer, Juul Haalmeyer

Jayne Eastwood

Alice, Greta Kubler Cooke, Madelaine, Woman from Children's Authority

Kathleen Laskey

Margie Walker, Monique

Robin Williams

Various

Harold Ramis

Allan 'Crazy Legs' Herschman

Linda Hopkins

Self

Ben Vereen

Self

Betty Thomas

Self

Andrew Alexander