Kevin Nealon
Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Franz, Tarzan, Weekend Update Correspondent, Sam Donaldson, Self, Mr. Subliminal, Husband, Morton Kondracke, Bill, Bill Smith, Bob Waltman, Brent Musburger, Elevator Fan, Frank Gannon, Fred Wilpon, George Hamilton, Larry King, Lebee, Michael Bolton, Patron, Sammy, Surveillance Man, Actor, Agent, Aide, Airplane Passenger, Airport Lost and Found Officer, Albert Gore Jr., All Things Scottish Customer, Amad Havim Adabadi, Andrew, Andy Neuwirth, Announcer, Apostle Matthew, Aristotle, Athlete, BBQ Guest, Bad Idea Jeans Actor, Bank Robber Leader Bugsy, Bartender, Big Russ, Blaine Embury, Bob Manlot, Bridegroom, Brutus, Buddy Holland, Businessman Chatterer, CIA agent Ed, Cabinet Member, Cameraman, Camper, Caretaker, Charlie Loomis, Charlie the Cop, Charllie Loomis, Chewing Tobacco Passenger, Chia Head Client, Chia Head User, Chuck Woolery, Clerk, Co-Worker, Coach Bill Walsh, Computer Tech, Counselor, Cowboy, Customer, Dan, Daniel Boone, Darcy, David Conn, Day Care Father, Detective Lansky, Doc Brown, Doctor, Don Regan, Donahue Show Audience Member, Doorman Jimmy, Doug Llewelyn, Dr. Spock, Einstein Express Customer, Elvis Presley, Employment Seeker, Executive V.P. Jerry, First Guardian Metrocard Spokesman, Fox Network Translator, French Waiter, Friend, Gang Member, Gary, Gary Clark, Gene Siskel, Gene Stout, General Hood, George Washington, Girl Watcher Claiming Corner, Greg Brady, Greg Knutsen, Guest, Handy Man, Hank Whitman, Hazelwood-Rock Cleaner, Hindenburg Witness, Hugh Stockton, Irate Diner Customer, Irish Pub Singer, Jack Walsh, James Taylor, Jay Leno, Jennifer's Father, Jerry, Jerry Cooney, Jerry Wheeler, Jimmy, Joe, Johnny Whitaker, Kenny Rogers, Lenny, Lenny Barnes, Leroy Neiman, Les Shermeyer, Lloyd Bentsen, Long White Beard Actor, Michael Deaver, Michael Eisner, Michael Tasony, Mighty Zombie, Mike, Military Officer Rick, Motorist, Mouse Trap Seminar Teacher, Mr. Ali-Zali, Mr. Callahan, Mr. Drake, Mr. Geebler, Mr. Lydal-Tanning Parlor Customer, Mr. Maloney, Mr. Spock, Mr. Whittle, Mr.Subliminal, Nick 'The Puppet' Lamponi, Nick DeCesare, Nick Russo, Norman Stiles, Nude Beach Goer Jack, Panama Soldier Rosario, Parent, Pat's Co-Worker Bill, Paul Murchison, Peasant Husband, Peeping Tom, Pete Toman, Phil Donahue Audience Member, Pierre du Pont IV, Pirate With Penguin, Plane Passenger, Playgirl Model Brett, Police Officer, Priest, Producer Alan Brookmeyer, Prosecuting Attorney, Randy, Red West, Reporter, Richard Chamberlain, Richard Panero, Robert Fulghum, Robert Streeter, Rock Clark, Rod Camacho, Ronald Reagan Driver, Roy- Diner Customer, Rudolph Giuliani, Saddam Hussein, School Bully, Scott Eggshell, Self - Pawn Shop Customer, Senator, Senator Nunn, Sheriff Truman, Sketch Artist, Soldier Bennett, Space Control Launch Worker, Spectator, Stan Duffy, Steve, Steve Forth, Steven Keaton, Student, Stumblebum Kevin, Subway Rider, Supervisor, Support Counselor, Tall Twin Brother Hodge, Terry Moran, Thanksgiving Guest Carl, The Mob Family Member Spokesman, Thirtysomething Cereal Commercial Husband, Thomas DeLay, Todd, Tom, Tom Selleck, Tomatoes Buyer, Tony-Store Worker, Toonces Driving Instructor, Total Bastard Airlines Passenger, Trekkie, Truck Driver, United Uniforms Salesman Sam, Various Characters, Waiter, Weekend Update 10 Feet Away Correspondent, Weekend Update Adult Films Reviewer, White House Technician, Wilson Trapdoor Detective, Yard-a-Pult Owner, guard