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Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episodes

7 Episodes 2007 - 2007

Episode 1

Pilot

Sat, Feb 3, 200722 mins

Adam has moved in with Jennifer and on top of that, they're engaged. No wedding date has been planned, and no ring has been given yet. Married couple Audrey and Jeff are invited to an art opening and she wants to invite Adam and Jennifer. Audrey says that they don't have any couple friends and Jennifer is like a little sister to her. In addition she wants Jeff to set a good example to them. When they meet, Adam says they compromise, but Jeff says that when they "compromise" Audrey gets her way and this is how things will be with them. Jeff decides to sell Audrey's bike to her dismay and he wants to know why she's upset with him, but she tells him to figure it out. Adam and Jennifer get into a fight, because he feels that he will not have a say in things and Jennifer questions if he wants to marry her and when he hesitates, she's mad and slams the door on him. In the end Adam with help from Jeff, knows how he feels about marrying Jennifer and Jeff, with Jennifer's help, knows why Audrey was mad when he wanted to sell her bike.

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Episode 2

The Birthday Deal

Mon, Feb 12, 200721 mins

Jeff's birthday is coming up and he's less than thrilled that he will have a party. Even though is doesn't want it he'll have one because Audrey wants to do it. In addition it will make her happy, he'll get his birthday deal. Adam wants to know what it is, but Jeff refuses to tell him. Audrey decides to throw a party that she wants, since Jeff doesn't really care what kind of party it is, so she decides to throw one with a Cuban theme. Adam decides that he wants a birthday deal; Jennifer agrees and she would like to have one as well and that nothing will be off limits. Adam feels that the "off limits" part may be something he'll regret. Jeff is gets upset when he discovers that Audrey bought expensive and quality things like champagne and glasses for the party. She tells Jeff that the champagne was for a toast telling everyone that he is a sweet, special generous man he is and she leaves the kitchen upset. Jeff makes amends when he toasts Audrey for the hard work and effort she's done for his party. Jennifer reveals what her birthday deal will be and it isn't as bad as Adam thought it would be and we find out what Jeff's birthday deal is.

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Episode 3

Young and the Restless

Mon, Feb 19, 200721 mins

Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger girl, and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try it.

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Episode 4

Game On

Mon, Feb 26, 200722 mins

Adam buys a new video-game which he and Russell can't stop playing. Jennifer discusses with Adam about him spending a lot on stuff for himself now that they are a couple. Audrey gets a promotion but when she tells Jeff he doesn't seem excited about it because the Knicks lost. Jeff invites her to a Knicks game in the VIP section to make things right.

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Episode 5

Kids

Mon, Mar 5, 200722 mins

Russell accidentally runs into an older woman from his past named Constance. He then tries to impress her with his physical gifts.

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Episode 6

Hard Day's Night

Mon, Mar 12, 200721 mins

Jeff isn't sure how to explain to Audrey his "excitement" while Jennifer was giving him a massage.

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Episode 7

Jeff's Wooby

Mon, Mar 19, 200722 mins

Audrey is throwing out a collection of Jeff's t-shirts from his hight school and college days. Jeff objects since they represent memories of important events in his life. Audrey gathers up all of Jeff's t-shirts and has a quilt made out of them. Jeff initially objects to it, but then discovers he likes it, but now all he does is reminisce about the good times he had. Jennifer convinces Adam to get his things out of storage and after looking through his things, she thinks that he has a thing for Polynesian girls. Audrey tells her not to worry about it because he's with her, but it still bothers her. Russell's perception of his new girlfriend Jesse, is obsessed with sex because everything she says sounds like it to him, but he soon enough,is starting to dislike it because as she says it, the sex isn't happening.

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