Rifftrax Shorts Season 7 Episodes

Episode 1

Batman: Target Robin (Episode 6)

Fri, Jan 3, 2014

Episode 2

Batman: The Fatal Blast (Episode 7)

Fri, Jan 10, 2014

Episode 3

Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors

Fri, Jan 31, 2014

Episode 4

Batman: Robin Meets the Wizard! (Episode 8)

Tue, Feb 11, 2014

Episode 6

Batman: The Wizard Strikes Back (Episode 9)

Fri, Mar 14, 2014

Episode 7

Norman Gives a Speech

Fri, Apr 18, 2014

Episode 8

How to Keep a Job

Tue, Apr 22, 201412 mins

Episode 9

Health: Your Posture

Tue, Apr 29, 201410 mins

Mike, Kevin and Bill make fun of a 1950's educational short about a young girl named Adrilene, who is plagued with an unfamiliar name, some slight growing pains, and a mirror that turns on her.

Episode 10

Writing Better Social Letters

Fri, May 9, 201410 mins

Mike, Kevin and Bill make fun of another 1950's "educational" film, this time involving a teenage girl getting critiques from her brother over her ability to compose casual letters.

Episode 11

At Your Fingertips: Cylinders

Mon, May 19, 2014

Episode 12

Fashion Horizons

Mon, Jun 2, 201419 mins

The target of the former Satellite of Love crew is this all-color 1940 film short about a group of models being flown throughout the western hemisphere to show off the latest clothing lines made from new and uncomfortable materials.

Episode 13

Batman's Last Chance (Episode 10)

Mon, Jun 9, 201417 mins

Even though you failed the quiz, we're still going to let you watch the tenth entry in the Batman serial, Batman's Last Chance. In this episode, the Joker escapes from Arkham. Well, that's not one hundred percent true. There is no Joker. But Arkham finally makes an appearance. Well, kind of. There's a building called Markham. It's not an asylum. It's just a building. But for this series, we will classify that as a high point. And while this episode is lacking in iconic Gotham landmarks, it does have both Horse Art AND a Dog Statue, which you have to admit, are way cooler than Kite Man. Guys in hats run in hallways. The Wizard fiddles with knobs. The narrator finds hilarious ways to pronounce the word ruse. All this and more in the thrilling tenth installment Batman's Last Chance. *Bear with us, we've written ten of these. By number 13 these descriptions are just going to be ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE GABE A DULL BOY.

Episode 14

Color it Clean

Fri, Jun 13, 201419 mins

The former stars of MST3K make fun of a 1966 short film that tries to make being a school janitor seem more intellectual and philosophical than it actually is.

Episode 15

Batman: Robin's Ruse (Episode 11)

Tue, Jun 24, 201416 mins

If you've been watching the Batman serials up to this point, you know to expect disappointment with regard to the actions described in the title actually appearing in the serial. For example, Robin's Wild Ride did not contain a Robin partaking in a wild ride. Robin did not meet The Wizard in Robin Meets The Wizard; he was instead knocked unconscious from behind by The Wizard. One can only imagine that an episode called Robin Takes Oxygen Into His Lungs Then Expels it as Carbon Dioxide would involve the boy wonder standing around, cheeks bulging as he steadfastly refuses to draw a breath, only to eventually buckle onto the ground unconscious, hopefully dead.

Episode 18

Batman: Robin Rides the Wind (Episode 12)

Tue, Aug 12, 201417 mins

After the shocking, pulse-pounding ending of Episode 11: Robin's Ruse (rhymes with caboose), many Batman fans were left wondering how will they top that?. Will there be an episode where Batman debates between a name brand and store brand pancake mix? Will Gabe be forced to wait in line at the DMV for an additional two minutes when he forgets to take a number upon initially entering the DMV? Will Vicki Vale become briefly concerned when the check engine light in her car momentarily flickers?

Episode 19

Flying Saucer Mystery

Fri, Aug 22, 201413 mins

Mike, Kevin and Bill make fun of a 1952 documentary short about people who thought they saw U.F.O.s.

Episode 20

Batman: The Wizard's Challenge (Episode 13)

Fri, Sep 5, 201416 mins

As the latest episode of the Batman serial begins, Robin is speeding along in an...armored car? Hm, that actually sounds kind of cool... And it contains a remote control device called The Neutralizer? Intriguing, what's it do? Disables The Wizard's invisibility device!? Wow!. And in order to stop him, The Wizard's henchmen start dropping bombs out of a custom built plane!?. Holy cow. This must be the most exciting episoHAHAHAHAHAHAH you poor, deluded fool.

Episode 21

Batman Vs. The Wizard (Episode 14)

Tue, Sep 16, 2014

Episode 22

Batman Victorious (Episode 15)

Fri, Sep 19, 2014

Episode 23

Rediscovery: Puppets

Fri, Sep 26, 2014

Episode 24

A Case of Spring Fever

Thu, Oct 23, 2014

Mike, Kevin and Bill make fun of a short where a pixie show a frustrated man what life would be like without springs, seven years before an angel showed George Bailey what life would be like if he hadn't been born.

Episode 25

Warty, the Toad

Fri, Nov 7, 201415 mins

Mike, Kevin and Bill make fun of an early-1970's kids short about a vain toad.

Episode 26

At Your Fingertips: Play Clay

Fri, Nov 21, 20148 mins

So when we learned that ACI had made another At Your Fingertips short about Clay, we were hopeful. After all, clay has a long history of being shaped into objects of actual artistic value, not to mention things that could potentially be useful. Perhaps the problem with the first three films in the series were their choice of materials, and not the that the people at ACI were subsisting on mercury fumes and Windex during their manic shorts making binges? This is of course a faulty assumption. The problem was not the materials. It was the ACI people. So hop on board, because your favorite shorts-making lunatics have 16 millimeters of pure crazy to mainline into your eyeballs. Roll up a big ball of homemade clay, gnaw off a bite or two (because you know that they were doing that), and form it into one of the various abominations depicted on screen. Because you can't spell "The company that made these was likely shut down by the feds after parents complained that their children couldn't sleep because they were plagued by dreams of fancy headdress-wearing cylinders tunneling into their brains" without ACI.

Episode 27

The Frustrating Fours and Fascinating Fives

20 mins

The former Satellite of Love crew make fun of a 1950's short film that teaches parents how to deal with the problems of four and five year old children, but as usual does nothing for the children themselves.

Episode 28

Zlateh the Goat

Tue, Dec 23, 2014

Episode 29

Santa and the Fairy Snow Queen

Tue, Dec 30, 2014